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Lauren Brown
@laurenb229.bsky.social
Kentucky #BBN
… trying to work on my Program Evaluations final exam so I have less to finish over the holiday and since the office closed early

except my dog is currently rampaging around the house, tearing up his stuffed dragon, chasing the cat

he’s going to need a walk…
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I normally drink my coffee black, but since I have whole milk in the house for Thanksgiving, figured I’d fancy it up this morning.

Rich chocolate Nespresso pod
Sugar free raspberry syrup
Whole milk

It’s way too early for this kind of dessert!
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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This is a beautiful documentation of all the surprise songs!
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If alt timeline is real, can we get some june bates references?
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My Peloton class is using a Big Spender remix in the playlist which is giving me flashbacks to working at Macy’s all through college because they’d play this song all the time (original, not the remix obviously).

Excuse me while I go hide, especially thinking about the holiday season.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh FFS.

The ‘I want to be like Joe Manchin’ candidate so that tracks.
Looks like famed Democratic strategist James Carville is backing KY horse trainer Dale Romans in his "Independent Democrat" bid for US Senate in 2026.

"Kentucky's about to surprise the hell out of our country now that we've got a Democrat who can actually win."
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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another kentucky election cycle with amy mcgrath and the worst relics from the ‘90s dnc. feel the excitement.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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here we freakin go
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Explainer for the TN alt timeline
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Chappell Roan
Manchester Orchestra*
Tyler Childers
Larkin Poe
Bourbon & Beyond festival (but I was there primarily for Larkin Poe and Tyler Childers)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Chappell roan
Molly Grace
Renee Rapp
Pop 2k (Otown, Bbmak a few others)
I think Blink 182 but some timelines get confusing
Breaking Benjamin/Three Days Grace
The Warning
Every Avenue
Breaking Benjamin
Breaking Benjamin
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I absolutely do not like the ads that are playing on HBO now before my episodes of The Vampire Diaries. They are a time capsule of the late aughts/early 2010s that I get to play over and over again and we don’t need the ads barging in.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And this time she owns her masters and they can’t take them from her for this alternate April 26
She was indeed going to do it. Then they rusted her sparkling summer. Do you believe me now?!!
🚨🚨🚨🚨

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Soooo to recap:

ME! Was released April 26, 2019 with the caption ‘ME! Out now!’ on Lesbian Visibility Day and supposed to be the start of the sparkling summer.

The masters get sold in June. London Boy gets added last minute to Lover, which was originally Daylight and the album name was changed.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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personally, if i wanted The Rumors About Me to stop swirling, i would not release lesbian flag colored vinyl on a date lining up with a bizarre timeline i have concocted specifically to do things like this
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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She was indeed going to do it. Then they rusted her sparkling summer. Do you believe me now?!!
🚨🚨🚨🚨

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Welp, marked not safe from this drop since I collect the vinyls and in line for them now.

… still waiting on the mug that is haunting me…
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I take it back, I don’t want to know anything more. Keep me in the blessed dark.
Listen, embarrassing but would 100% listen to a semi-monthly show explaining whatever was happening the previous two weeks On Here. Half the time I don’t know who these people are and keep going ‘who??’ Feels like there’s some deep lore and drama I’m supposed to know. Maybe I’m blessed not knowing.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So they’re changing all these programs so they no longer qualify for the higher fed loan rate, but costs won’t go down and people will have to pay anyway… which will push them to private lenders which don’t qualify for the same repayment options.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is 40: I’ve done nothing different today, but I’ve done something to my foot and can’t really stand on it now. Yayyyyy
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The last season was all a dream and they fix it then we’re done.
George R.R. Martin confirms there are 'Game of Thrones' sequel projects in the works ⚔️

(via Los7Reinos)
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This pup doesn’t like pumpkin. He doesn’t like peanut butter. But he seems to like celery and is sitting here begging for me to give him more.
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Teddy Ruxpin would never
The maximum acceptable level of risk for an "AI-powered toy" targeted at young children is absolutely too low for use of an off-the-shelf commercial LLM to EVER be a reasonable choice. gizmodo.com/ai-powered-t...
AI-Powered Teddy Bear Caught Talking About Sexual Fetishes and Instructing Kids How to Find Knives
OpenAI blocked access for the toymaker following the incidents.
gizmodo.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He always pouts after going to the groomers, but look at this face 😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Champions Classic 2026 in Chicago next year? And we’ll be playing Kansas for that one? And it’s a direct flight for me and a direct flight for my KC friends? Uhhh yes, will be putting in for those as soon as that opens next September.
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Listen, embarrassing but would 100% listen to a semi-monthly show explaining whatever was happening the previous two weeks On Here. Half the time I don’t know who these people are and keep going ‘who??’ Feels like there’s some deep lore and drama I’m supposed to know. Maybe I’m blessed not knowing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM