does anyone know why german homes dont have fire alarms in the kitchen?? seems crazy when like 95% of house fires start in the kitchen. considering its the room where u go to Make Things Hot and all
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
does anyone know why german homes dont have fire alarms in the kitchen?? seems crazy when like 95% of house fires start in the kitchen. considering its the room where u go to Make Things Hot and all
unless you literally hunt for sustenance and have never set foot in a supermarket you have no excuse to not be vegan
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
unless you literally hunt for sustenance and have never set foot in a supermarket you have no excuse to not be vegan
in 2 weeks US ATC will be just a coupla dudes smoking pot in the control tower, answering all incoming radios with "yeah whatever man, just go for it"
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
in 2 weeks US ATC will be just a coupla dudes smoking pot in the control tower, answering all incoming radios with "yeah whatever man, just go for it"
bringing my new rug home on the bus and this guy one-upped me with a whole mattress. never been so embarrassed in my life
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
bringing my new rug home on the bus and this guy one-upped me with a whole mattress. never been so embarrassed in my life
people say it’s difficult to save money in germany, not with the right mindset baby 💯
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
people say it’s difficult to save money in germany, not with the right mindset baby 💯
narSLAYssistic personaliTEA disordHER ❤️
October 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
narSLAYssistic personaliTEA disordHER ❤️
count youyr fucking days microsoft copilot
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
count youyr fucking days microsoft copilot
i learned about sex for the first time from an illustrated book my mom bought me. so i always thought the guy sticks his penis in and just leaves it there for a bit. i was shocked when I learned you also gotta move around and stuff
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
i learned about sex for the first time from an illustrated book my mom bought me. so i always thought the guy sticks his penis in and just leaves it there for a bit. i was shocked when I learned you also gotta move around and stuff
if I was mayor of a city id make a rule that public parking everywhere costs $100 per hour. and then everyone can just sort their shit out from there
September 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
if I was mayor of a city id make a rule that public parking everywhere costs $100 per hour. and then everyone can just sort their shit out from there
i hate germans soofooosdaoigioa much words cannot describe
September 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i hate germans soofooosdaoigioa much words cannot describe
i keep getting this ad for a podcast episode that goes "did you know 50% of american men think that they could LAND a passenger PLANE? in this episode we'll be discussing overconfidence with experts" and its PISSING me OFF because I ALSO believe I could land a passenger plane!!!!!!!!
August 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i keep getting this ad for a podcast episode that goes "did you know 50% of american men think that they could LAND a passenger PLANE? in this episode we'll be discussing overconfidence with experts" and its PISSING me OFF because I ALSO believe I could land a passenger plane!!!!!!!!
computer please do not show me any guys from Shark Tank unless I am watching Shark Tank
January 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
computer please do not show me any guys from Shark Tank unless I am watching Shark Tank
I’ve spent the last few weeks trying to figure out the best ways to invest for retirement and decided the best solution is just to k*ll myself when I turn 67
January 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’ve spent the last few weeks trying to figure out the best ways to invest for retirement and decided the best solution is just to k*ll myself when I turn 67
unfortunately I am in love
December 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
unfortunately I am in love
luigi someday everybody else will move on but I will be right here waiting . laurarat on bluesky.
December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
luigi someday everybody else will move on but I will be right here waiting . laurarat on bluesky.
goddd He Is So Hot
December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
goddd He Is So Hot
The Drone thing reminds me of when I worked as a lifeguard at an outdoor pool and one day a woman swam over to me and was like “there’s a drone flying overhead taking pictures of me!!” and I was like “that’s an airplane”
December 18, 2024 at 8:50 PM
The Drone thing reminds me of when I worked as a lifeguard at an outdoor pool and one day a woman swam over to me and was like “there’s a drone flying overhead taking pictures of me!!” and I was like “that’s an airplane”
can’t wait to exchange forced pleasantries with the shift lead who hates my guts while we wait to enter the jobsite bc we have to arrive 15 min early to every job (unpaid) 💯
November 13, 2024 at 7:39 PM
can’t wait to exchange forced pleasantries with the shift lead who hates my guts while we wait to enter the jobsite bc we have to arrive 15 min early to every job (unpaid) 💯
signed myself up for a medical study bcuz im in my broke era and I keep giggling to myself because one of the tests is *literally* this. I am Monky receive juice for stimulus
November 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM
signed myself up for a medical study bcuz im in my broke era and I keep giggling to myself because one of the tests is *literally* this. I am Monky receive juice for stimulus
when babies are born in a British hospital they are lightly tapped on the top of their head with a massive hammer. it’s not a very powerful hit but it is enough to cause irreparable damage to their fragile developing brains
November 4, 2024 at 7:04 PM
when babies are born in a British hospital they are lightly tapped on the top of their head with a massive hammer. it’s not a very powerful hit but it is enough to cause irreparable damage to their fragile developing brains
today we got to eat dinner at the fancy catering and I ate a big plate of expensive fruits (pineapple, mango, kiwi, blackberries) right across from British pop punk sensation Neck Deep. Never kill yourself 💯
November 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
today we got to eat dinner at the fancy catering and I ate a big plate of expensive fruits (pineapple, mango, kiwi, blackberries) right across from British pop punk sensation Neck Deep. Never kill yourself 💯
scrolling through my old twitter account... remembering all the past versions of myself who still live within me... and that all of them unfortunately suck big time balls
October 26, 2024 at 10:59 AM
scrolling through my old twitter account... remembering all the past versions of myself who still live within me... and that all of them unfortunately suck big time balls
germans explain 'digga' like "its not racist, it comes from the word 'Dicker' which means fatty, but then we started saying it with g instead!!" but brother that like. doesnt make any sense really
October 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
germans explain 'digga' like "its not racist, it comes from the word 'Dicker' which means fatty, but then we started saying it with g instead!!" but brother that like. doesnt make any sense really
working a male-dominated job is sooooo awesome im getting really good at waiting til I get home to cry
October 21, 2024 at 8:05 AM
working a male-dominated job is sooooo awesome im getting really good at waiting til I get home to cry