Asal the Rural We
@laughtrack.bsky.social
Asal. Yeen. Friend. Agent Provocateur. NSFW 18+ and horny on main. He/They
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November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Love having meetings that no one tells me about and dont put on my calendar
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Love having meetings that no one tells me about and dont put on my calendar
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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Who wants to get baptiiiized
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Who wants to get baptiiiized
Upgraded this thing with 16gb of ram and a 500gb SSD, now installing mint on it for my mom
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Upgraded this thing with 16gb of ram and a 500gb SSD, now installing mint on it for my mom
How is it legal to put windows 11 on a computer with a 5400rpm spinning disk and 4gb of ram
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
How is it legal to put windows 11 on a computer with a 5400rpm spinning disk and 4gb of ram
over 18 years working with technology in some way or another and the best way to find a squeaky fan I've found is to just unplug the fans or stick your fingers in them to stop the blades until you find the one that was making the noise
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
over 18 years working with technology in some way or another and the best way to find a squeaky fan I've found is to just unplug the fans or stick your fingers in them to stop the blades until you find the one that was making the noise
I hope every senator that voted for the funding bill that bans hemp products experiences chronic excruciating pain for the rest of their pathetic lives
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hope every senator that voted for the funding bill that bans hemp products experiences chronic excruciating pain for the rest of their pathetic lives
I was trying to think of the word urethra but my mind jumped to urethane.
Like fuck yeah, get that minwax in my dickhole
Like fuck yeah, get that minwax in my dickhole
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I was trying to think of the word urethra but my mind jumped to urethane.
Like fuck yeah, get that minwax in my dickhole
Like fuck yeah, get that minwax in my dickhole
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🖌️Careful not to let the tail slobber on you; the starstuff never comes off...
Fantastic and shiny work for #latexsuccubusweek by @zerospanda.bsky.social.
Fantastic and shiny work for #latexsuccubusweek by @zerospanda.bsky.social.
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
🖌️Careful not to let the tail slobber on you; the starstuff never comes off...
Fantastic and shiny work for #latexsuccubusweek by @zerospanda.bsky.social.
Fantastic and shiny work for #latexsuccubusweek by @zerospanda.bsky.social.
Love it when I finally figure out how to fix something that has been bothering me. Today's small victory was getting drive faceplates to populate in studio 5000. "missing database file" is a wholly unhelpful error message when what I really needed was the AOP files.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Love it when I finally figure out how to fix something that has been bothering me. Today's small victory was getting drive faceplates to populate in studio 5000. "missing database file" is a wholly unhelpful error message when what I really needed was the AOP files.
You'd think starfleet would have an imaginary friend passport/audit program to make sure kids' imaginary friends are in fact imaginary and not an entity that isn't visible to adults thru a variety of means
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You'd think starfleet would have an imaginary friend passport/audit program to make sure kids' imaginary friends are in fact imaginary and not an entity that isn't visible to adults thru a variety of means
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Resting my head down in your musky junk, getting some sniffs in, while you play some Ball-atro~
Hope I'm not too distracting 🤭
Hope I'm not too distracting 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Resting my head down in your musky junk, getting some sniffs in, while you play some Ball-atro~
Hope I'm not too distracting 🤭
Hope I'm not too distracting 🤭
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November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
cheesy breezy beautiful cow girl
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
cheesy breezy beautiful cow girl
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
Buying an industrial tool cabinet to store my dildos
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Buying an industrial tool cabinet to store my dildos
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Lovin these two dorks. Been waitin for this page to go public, now I can finally post this!
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lovin these two dorks. Been waitin for this page to go public, now I can finally post this!
everyone always asks do you have any games on your phone but never if you have any phones in your game
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
everyone always asks do you have any games on your phone but never if you have any phones in your game
Also at the moment the majority of my job is cleaning up/bug hunting vibe coded plc programs, which is just fucking hilarious.
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Also at the moment the majority of my job is cleaning up/bug hunting vibe coded plc programs, which is just fucking hilarious.
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Who knew that @asreyhyena.bsky.social's Protogen had so much hidden behind plates?!
Its time to share the WIPs for all my completed October comms, and its a fun place to start!!
Its time to share the WIPs for all my completed October comms, and its a fun place to start!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Who knew that @asreyhyena.bsky.social's Protogen had so much hidden behind plates?!
Its time to share the WIPs for all my completed October comms, and its a fun place to start!!
Its time to share the WIPs for all my completed October comms, and its a fun place to start!!
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in the happy zone
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
in the happy zone
Troubleshooting this morning, had to set an IP on a new device. I've done it before but not in a long time so I was working through remembering how. Coworker tells me to ask AI. Nope, nuh-uh, not gonna. I know I know the info, I just gotta dig into my memory and figure it out again, and I did.
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Troubleshooting this morning, had to set an IP on a new device. I've done it before but not in a long time so I was working through remembering how. Coworker tells me to ask AI. Nope, nuh-uh, not gonna. I know I know the info, I just gotta dig into my memory and figure it out again, and I did.