Asal the Rural We
@laughtrack.bsky.social
Asal. Yeen. Friend. Agent Provocateur. NSFW 18+ and horny on main. He/They
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Like every v-day, we went "Yeah, we're not gonna do anything special!" but then I couldn't stop myself from getting a lovey-dovey sketch for @takiwuff.bsky.social and myself. x_x
Thanks so much to @caylethdraws.bsky.social for creating this gem on such super short notice!
Thanks so much to @caylethdraws.bsky.social for creating this gem on such super short notice!
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Like every v-day, we went "Yeah, we're not gonna do anything special!" but then I couldn't stop myself from getting a lovey-dovey sketch for @takiwuff.bsky.social and myself. x_x
Thanks so much to @caylethdraws.bsky.social for creating this gem on such super short notice!
Thanks so much to @caylethdraws.bsky.social for creating this gem on such super short notice!
Age verification? Mr Yuck
Age verification?
Be kind, rewind!
Be kind, rewind!
Age verification?
Video Toaster
Video Toaster
February 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Age verification? Mr Yuck
long day at work
phone dead
laptop dead
I'm dead
phone dead
laptop dead
I'm dead
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
long day at work
phone dead
laptop dead
I'm dead
phone dead
laptop dead
I'm dead
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A lil WIP from Jan for @gilneanmoo.bsky.social !!
There's a joke about a bone and burying somewhere >_>;;
There's a joke about a bone and burying somewhere >_>;;
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
A lil WIP from Jan for @gilneanmoo.bsky.social !!
There's a joke about a bone and burying somewhere >_>;;
There's a joke about a bone and burying somewhere >_>;;
Ive accepted that the best I can hope for in a relationship is that someone finds me useful enough to tolerate for a while before I inevitably outlive my usefulness to them
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Ive accepted that the best I can hope for in a relationship is that someone finds me useful enough to tolerate for a while before I inevitably outlive my usefulness to them
I should buy a boat. Then I can be a captain. Of the boat I own. And I could introduce myself as captain.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I should buy a boat. Then I can be a captain. Of the boat I own. And I could introduce myself as captain.
I will ascend the heavens, kill god, and use the flame of the holy spirit to boil water for a steam turbine. This is my plan for unlimited free energy.
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I will ascend the heavens, kill god, and use the flame of the holy spirit to boil water for a steam turbine. This is my plan for unlimited free energy.
I managed to fit the 16" plug today. Couldn't get the 17", that one is gonna take a while to train up to I think.
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I managed to fit the 16" plug today. Couldn't get the 17", that one is gonna take a while to train up to I think.
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I do think the Q are descended from humans, but not in the way the most popular theories assume. I think they evolved from the 10th dimensional slug creatures that Janeway and Paris spawned in the transwarp episode.
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I do think the Q are descended from humans, but not in the way the most popular theories assume. I think they evolved from the 10th dimensional slug creatures that Janeway and Paris spawned in the transwarp episode.
It is endlessly funny to me that my current job exists because AI was really terrible at designing and programming a process control system that would actually yknow, work.
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It is endlessly funny to me that my current job exists because AI was really terrible at designing and programming a process control system that would actually yknow, work.
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Meow! This is lovely Scuba!
Doing some more anatomy and hand practice with @manicknux.bsky.social as he puts on a show.
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Meow! This is lovely Scuba!
what if I just curl up in bed cuddling my plush yeen while mst3k plays on the tv
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
what if I just curl up in bed cuddling my plush yeen while mst3k plays on the tv
tolly bo on the hoagie
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
tolly bo on the hoagie
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I'm an adult and I will use my adult money for things that make me happy
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I'm an adult and I will use my adult money for things that make me happy
Hey. Hey you. Sunday is for sinning
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Hey. Hey you. Sunday is for sinning
it's been over a year since I made the switch to linux and buddy, I ain't looked back once.
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
it's been over a year since I made the switch to linux and buddy, I ain't looked back once.
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January 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
weird dreams, including my mind conjuring the most insane composition for a picture that could be an album cover. Imagine a house next to railroad tracks, with a pool in the backyard, and an old broke down camper next to the pool. a guy is in the pool, a woman is sitting on the edge, they are both
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 PM
weird dreams, including my mind conjuring the most insane composition for a picture that could be an album cover. Imagine a house next to railroad tracks, with a pool in the backyard, and an old broke down camper next to the pool. a guy is in the pool, a woman is sitting on the edge, they are both
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Cw: Drugs but i promise they're magical in nature
Sunflower had made great friends when he moved to the city. But the bun made the fastest connection with an old rat artist at the edge of town named Raven. After a few weeks Sunflower moved in and both are quite happy~!
🎨 by @berchbork.bsky.social
Sunflower had made great friends when he moved to the city. But the bun made the fastest connection with an old rat artist at the edge of town named Raven. After a few weeks Sunflower moved in and both are quite happy~!
🎨 by @berchbork.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Cw: Drugs but i promise they're magical in nature
Sunflower had made great friends when he moved to the city. But the bun made the fastest connection with an old rat artist at the edge of town named Raven. After a few weeks Sunflower moved in and both are quite happy~!
🎨 by @berchbork.bsky.social
Sunflower had made great friends when he moved to the city. But the bun made the fastest connection with an old rat artist at the edge of town named Raven. After a few weeks Sunflower moved in and both are quite happy~!
🎨 by @berchbork.bsky.social
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Happy international zebra day! 🤍🦓🖤
2023 comm for Gilette
2023 comm for Gilette
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Happy international zebra day! 🤍🦓🖤
2023 comm for Gilette
2023 comm for Gilette
how it feels having at least 32gb of ram in all my systems
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
how it feels having at least 32gb of ram in all my systems
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Looks like Sonar's gonna need a little extra recovery time before being sent out again...
Cum alt also by @duckbrained.bsky.social
Thanks a ton for your work!
Cum alt also by @duckbrained.bsky.social
Thanks a ton for your work!
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Looks like Sonar's gonna need a little extra recovery time before being sent out again...
Cum alt also by @duckbrained.bsky.social
Thanks a ton for your work!
Cum alt also by @duckbrained.bsky.social
Thanks a ton for your work!
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Latex Skunk Transformation of the wonderful @kaisenso.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Latex Skunk Transformation of the wonderful @kaisenso.bsky.social
Someone from Ohio just copied the entire company on a support ticket. That's one way to escalate for visibility.
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Someone from Ohio just copied the entire company on a support ticket. That's one way to escalate for visibility.