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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨
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💣 Antifa "terrorist" 💣
👴 34
🔞 NO MINORS
🦨 Licorice-scented stinkweasel
🐐 Ave Satanas
ΘΔ Literal Critteral
🌈 Queer af
🔫 zoo/pedo not welcome here
Pinned
Skunk spray that TF's you into a skunk.
Let it all hang out!
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Stoat Quest episode 10-ish
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
when the youtube video upload date says "20 years old"
a cartoon character says " the very instant i became old " in front of a red phone
Alt: the old man scientist from futurama says " the very instant i became old "
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Pipeline puuuuuuuunch!
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
"Drop and run"

But if I drop it, it might
a close up of a brown and white surface with a circle in the middle
Alt: Nuclear explosion
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
*silently places a cucumber behind you*
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Yall I have a crush on the linux fox. She's perfect.
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Inject it straight into my veins.
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
It's okay. Otters are stretchy.
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Steam? And if you wanna self-host, ventrilo and teamspeak.
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
LLM coding sucks. Hire trans women instead.
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Never mind I guess. Their LLM commits got removed.

I may email to cancel my deletion request, or sign up for a new account. Maybe. Idk how I feel about all of this right now.

bsky.app/profile/doop...
Stoat has removed all their LLM commits.
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The emotional rollercoaster I'm on right now lol.
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Oh well. I never actually chatted or anything on it, despite having an account since oct 2025.

We cannot have nice things.
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I've been informed that stoat.chat is coded with ai.

That explains the broken-ness that I thought was just "early access" roughness.

Anyway I've deleted my Stoat account... or at least tried to. It said it was queued for deletion but I never got an email confirmation. That might be broken too.
I requested my discord data. I'll be deleting my account there probably soon after I get it. Any moots got any viable alternatives?
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
That post got deleted.
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I was not aware of that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I wasn't aware of that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I feel like being bottomless is hotter than being naked.

Unless you've got tummy nipples. In that case, you should keep them exposed too.
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Still I can imagine him watching his own team (and the patriots for that matter) completely failing to make it to the end zone and going "come on, guys, seriously?"
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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ive seen some people mentioning stoat.chat so i'm gonna give it a try and see if i like it
Stoat
Stoat is the chat app where you are the main character.
stoat.chat
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
How could I forget the chat app for mustelids?!

I signed up for it a while back.
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I requested my discord data. I'll be deleting my account there probably soon after I get it. Any moots got any viable alternatives?
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I figured it was either good defense or bad offense, since nobody made any touchdowns in the entire first half. That Seattle kicker earned his paycheck though.
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Both teams' defense was pretty impressive. Being up 12-0 on nothing but field goals for half the game is crazy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM