Lasty
@lasty313.bsky.social
"Cis is a slur against straight people."
Bitch it's not. But keep going and I might try to make it one.
35M Gender Fluid at best Cis at my worst. Poly DemiPan. Resident menace.
Emotionally supportive gigolo. Eldritch support main. Monster fucker.
Bitch it's not. But keep going and I might try to make it one.
35M Gender Fluid at best Cis at my worst. Poly DemiPan. Resident menace.
Emotionally supportive gigolo. Eldritch support main. Monster fucker.
I'd fuck with this so hard. I just need a reason to pull the trigger one day.
Been getting an ad for what can only be described as a depression shawl on Instagram for a couple weeks. And I get it. A+ targeting on this ad.
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'd fuck with this so hard. I just need a reason to pull the trigger one day.
Why is it that dramas turned into kinks? Why am I so happy that the dawn of the nun in sex work is once again a thing?
Couldn't tell yea.
Couldn't tell yea.
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why is it that dramas turned into kinks? Why am I so happy that the dawn of the nun in sex work is once again a thing?
Couldn't tell yea.
Couldn't tell yea.
The thing killing me about this is that he's out in the open. He was able to get there with a gun in the open. Here in the US we have less strict gun laws and our active shooters make a better attempt to cover. Who let him walk out like that??
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The thing killing me about this is that he's out in the open. He was able to get there with a gun in the open. Here in the US we have less strict gun laws and our active shooters make a better attempt to cover. Who let him walk out like that??
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Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
I've grown to love Jester's stoopid wittle fwace.
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I've grown to love Jester's stoopid wittle fwace.
How tf am I supposed to smoke under these conditions? Come on. We don't normally get this for another month or two. Frick.
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How tf am I supposed to smoke under these conditions? Come on. We don't normally get this for another month or two. Frick.
Me when @deathofblue.bsky.social cooks.
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Me when @deathofblue.bsky.social cooks.
Do NOT come to this fucking state we do this to ourselves. CONSTANTLY.
Idiots.
Idiots.
“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Do NOT come to this fucking state we do this to ourselves. CONSTANTLY.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Legit my favorite character too. Don't know anything about the actor, but kinda sucks.
Jeff Garcia, the voice of Sheen Estevez from ‘Jimmy Neutron’, has sadly passed away at the age of 50, TMZ reports.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Legit my favorite character too. Don't know anything about the actor, but kinda sucks.
Seeing eye dong.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Seeing eye dong.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
He's home, and acclamating. But my nerves are still shot. Yesterday pushed me pretty far. Whomst the FUCK brings a dog to someone else's house. Why the fuck, when that person has a new kitten, did you think that was a brilliant plan? Scared the poor fucking thing, so bad.
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
He's home, and acclamating. But my nerves are still shot. Yesterday pushed me pretty far. Whomst the FUCK brings a dog to someone else's house. Why the fuck, when that person has a new kitten, did you think that was a brilliant plan? Scared the poor fucking thing, so bad.
Cis/gender nonconforming
Look I'm just a dude. A regular dude.
Who, has the fortitude in my masculinity, to not let girlie pop shit hurt my feelings.
A dabble of color on your hands or a skirt, doesn't shrink your balls or some shit. Fucking chill.
Look I'm just a dude. A regular dude.
Who, has the fortitude in my masculinity, to not let girlie pop shit hurt my feelings.
A dabble of color on your hands or a skirt, doesn't shrink your balls or some shit. Fucking chill.
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Cis/gender nonconforming
Look I'm just a dude. A regular dude.
Who, has the fortitude in my masculinity, to not let girlie pop shit hurt my feelings.
A dabble of color on your hands or a skirt, doesn't shrink your balls or some shit. Fucking chill.
Look I'm just a dude. A regular dude.
Who, has the fortitude in my masculinity, to not let girlie pop shit hurt my feelings.
A dabble of color on your hands or a skirt, doesn't shrink your balls or some shit. Fucking chill.
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
I almost posted that. It was ..... Horny.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I almost posted that. It was ..... Horny.
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it's advent you know what that means
Controversial opinion. Period sex is fine, most folks don't want to have to deal with the logistics.
As someone who both does and has engaged in periods coitus, but is also a parent. Time is precious, sometimes, stuff like this just cannot fucking hold me back at this junction. Be Responsible.
As someone who both does and has engaged in periods coitus, but is also a parent. Time is precious, sometimes, stuff like this just cannot fucking hold me back at this junction. Be Responsible.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Controversial opinion. Period sex is fine, most folks don't want to have to deal with the logistics.
As someone who both does and has engaged in periods coitus, but is also a parent. Time is precious, sometimes, stuff like this just cannot fucking hold me back at this junction. Be Responsible.
As someone who both does and has engaged in periods coitus, but is also a parent. Time is precious, sometimes, stuff like this just cannot fucking hold me back at this junction. Be Responsible.
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national day of indigenous mourning is here.
pay an indigenous person reparations.
don't let the sun set without being grateful for the stolen land that you sit on.
pay an indigenous person reparations.
don't let the sun set without being grateful for the stolen land that you sit on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
national day of indigenous mourning is here.
pay an indigenous person reparations.
don't let the sun set without being grateful for the stolen land that you sit on.
pay an indigenous person reparations.
don't let the sun set without being grateful for the stolen land that you sit on.
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Since it turned 5am, I was horny. It is 6:30am. I remain horny.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Since it turned 5am, I was horny. It is 6:30am. I remain horny.
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mamdani knew exactly what the fuck he was doing
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
mamdani knew exactly what the fuck he was doing
Has anyone tried putting the "fun" in Executive Disfunction? Did they ever get to that?
I need that hack.
I need that hack.
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Has anyone tried putting the "fun" in Executive Disfunction? Did they ever get to that?
I need that hack.
I need that hack.