Last Falcon
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
My 2 year old daughter just asked me to play “Sure, OK” by First Day Back (a self released emoji track from this year I had played once for her) and when it was done she grabbed the bell hooks kids book off the shelf to “read all by herself.”
Help my toddler is impossibly cool
Help my toddler is impossibly cool
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My 2 year old daughter just asked me to play “Sure, OK” by First Day Back (a self released emoji track from this year I had played once for her) and when it was done she grabbed the bell hooks kids book off the shelf to “read all by herself.”
Help my toddler is impossibly cool
Help my toddler is impossibly cool
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CALGAR
SYNTHETIC CALGAR
CALGAR ALTERNATIVES
CALGAR SUBSTITUTES
SYNTHETIC CALGAR
CALGAR ALTERNATIVES
CALGAR SUBSTITUTES
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
CALGAR
SYNTHETIC CALGAR
CALGAR ALTERNATIVES
CALGAR SUBSTITUTES
SYNTHETIC CALGAR
CALGAR ALTERNATIVES
CALGAR SUBSTITUTES
“I aimed for America’s hear,t, but I hit them in the Jungle!” -Upton Sinclair
October 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“I aimed for America’s hear,t, but I hit them in the Jungle!” -Upton Sinclair
What if ostriches evolved to put their heads in the sand because of evolution that the Bird Box monster was REAL? 💀
October 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What if ostriches evolved to put their heads in the sand because of evolution that the Bird Box monster was REAL? 💀
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I’ve been using Busytown as an adjective. It’s hard to describe but when I see people keep the fruits of their labor or trade or share it, that’s Busytown. When I see fishermen walking back from the beach with a big cooler, that’s Busytown. When my friend brings me a big bag of corn,
September 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’ve been using Busytown as an adjective. It’s hard to describe but when I see people keep the fruits of their labor or trade or share it, that’s Busytown. When I see fishermen walking back from the beach with a big cooler, that’s Busytown. When my friend brings me a big bag of corn,
Elon…. Welcome to the resistance
June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Elon…. Welcome to the resistance
The Front Bottoms if the band was made up of popcorn kernels: 🎵 you are the tooth I choose to bend myself around 🎵
June 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Front Bottoms if the band was made up of popcorn kernels: 🎵 you are the tooth I choose to bend myself around 🎵
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One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
March 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
Is this a subtweet about me
March 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Is this a subtweet about me
She’s ok now but that yo-yo from terror to relief to terror again still lingers a week later. Being a parent has shown me a side of love that is… full of fear? something I never really connected with love before parenthood. 2/2
March 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
She’s ok now but that yo-yo from terror to relief to terror again still lingers a week later. Being a parent has shown me a side of love that is… full of fear? something I never really connected with love before parenthood. 2/2
I had a dream that my 2 year old daughter was impossibly small. we lost her at the beach, in a wave. I woke to her crying, relieved that she wasn’t gone, but then found was burning up - a 105 fever. At ER she alternated between tears and a newfound interest in Spider-Man. 1/2
March 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I had a dream that my 2 year old daughter was impossibly small. we lost her at the beach, in a wave. I woke to her crying, relieved that she wasn’t gone, but then found was burning up - a 105 fever. At ER she alternated between tears and a newfound interest in Spider-Man. 1/2
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
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I demand that Chuck Schumer be digitized and uploaded so he can take back control of government systems from inside the computer realm
February 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I demand that Chuck Schumer be digitized and uploaded so he can take back control of government systems from inside the computer realm
What possibly could be the justification for this?
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What possibly could be the justification for this?
Hey everybody - What are good feeds I should be following if I’m trying to keep up with terminally online discourse?
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Hey everybody - What are good feeds I should be following if I’m trying to keep up with terminally online discourse?
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it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
@sarahbouska.bsky.social are we gonna use blue sky now
November 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM
@sarahbouska.bsky.social are we gonna use blue sky now
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