Laser Wulf
@laserwulf.bsky.social
34 / he him
Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever.
ICE delenda est.
Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever.
ICE delenda est.
a part of me wishes the seasons that trigger my depression were more random. Sad fall is kind of passé. Give me a bummer of a spring instead.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
a part of me wishes the seasons that trigger my depression were more random. Sad fall is kind of passé. Give me a bummer of a spring instead.
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 grifts once, but I fear the man who has practiced one grift 10,000 times
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 grifts once, but I fear the man who has practiced one grift 10,000 times
the only good thing about AI is nobody makes WebMD jokes anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the only good thing about AI is nobody makes WebMD jokes anymore
OBVIOUSLY I could NEVER support an AEW wrestler who loses matches. That's why Big Boom AJ is the only wrestler I'll watch. I know we all agree.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
OBVIOUSLY I could NEVER support an AEW wrestler who loses matches. That's why Big Boom AJ is the only wrestler I'll watch. I know we all agree.
honestly I want even more AEW titles. The referees should have a championship for skilled officiating. Excalibur and Nigel McGuiness should be feuding over a commentator belt. Belts are cool.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
honestly I want even more AEW titles. The referees should have a championship for skilled officiating. Excalibur and Nigel McGuiness should be feuding over a commentator belt. Belts are cool.
Máscara Dorada and Bandido should be required to wrestle on every single AEW card, sometimes twice. It should be law.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Máscara Dorada and Bandido should be required to wrestle on every single AEW card, sometimes twice. It should be law.
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Listen, since I only get to say it one day a year and definitely not whenever it happens to pop in my head which is a lot:
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch is the best Halloween sequel.
#halloween #horror #horrorsky #filmsky
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch is the best Halloween sequel.
#halloween #horror #horrorsky #filmsky
a man is talking on a cell phone with his eyes closed .
Alt: Scene from the end of Halloween 3 where Tom Atkins is yelling into a phone with a gas station window behind him. He's really upset about a football game or something, I dunno.
I actually think he should be the secondary character in the movie and the woman should be the main focus. The company town is super creepy though, it's really underrated in my opinion.
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October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Listen, since I only get to say it one day a year and definitely not whenever it happens to pop in my head which is a lot:
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch is the best Halloween sequel.
#halloween #horror #horrorsky #filmsky
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch is the best Halloween sequel.
#halloween #horror #horrorsky #filmsky
This broken KitchenAid mixer in the haunted house bums me out. Where did you come from, to meet such an ignominious end? What sights have you seen?
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This broken KitchenAid mixer in the haunted house bums me out. Where did you come from, to meet such an ignominious end? What sights have you seen?
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I'm mourning the brief, beautiful idea that the first women's blood & guts was going to be THE big spectacle of the day. It's a MIL-wearing-a-white-dress-to-the-wedding moment... fine in the grand scheme of things, but annoying. I simply will apply my clown makeup & hope they main event #aewdynamite
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm mourning the brief, beautiful idea that the first women's blood & guts was going to be THE big spectacle of the day. It's a MIL-wearing-a-white-dress-to-the-wedding moment... fine in the grand scheme of things, but annoying. I simply will apply my clown makeup & hope they main event #aewdynamite
thrilled to report this was the greatest AEW segment i have ever seen in my life
I cannot believe, on what promises to be an excellent #aewdynamite, this is the segment for which I am most excited. I hope we see Takeshita turn soon.
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
thrilled to report this was the greatest AEW segment i have ever seen in my life
I need to know the thought process behind this shopper's decision. "Oh, hey, now that I see they have baked veggie chips, I don't need these eight pounds of mayonnaise."
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I need to know the thought process behind this shopper's decision. "Oh, hey, now that I see they have baked veggie chips, I don't need these eight pounds of mayonnaise."
I cannot believe, on what promises to be an excellent #aewdynamite, this is the segment for which I am most excited. I hope we see Takeshita turn soon.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I cannot believe, on what promises to be an excellent #aewdynamite, this is the segment for which I am most excited. I hope we see Takeshita turn soon.
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As a fan of pro wrestling I don’t think anything in the world is as fake as cable news
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As a fan of pro wrestling I don’t think anything in the world is as fake as cable news
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If Bozilla ever joins AEW fully, give her a hype Batista-like entrance and my life is yours. I'm talking about good nu-metal/rock song made by an actual band along with all the Pyro.
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If Bozilla ever joins AEW fully, give her a hype Batista-like entrance and my life is yours. I'm talking about good nu-metal/rock song made by an actual band along with all the Pyro.
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I would kill to hear MJF cut a promo about being in Omaha, Nebraska on New Year's Eve.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I would kill to hear MJF cut a promo about being in Omaha, Nebraska on New Year's Eve.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
So what's the easiest way to get current on #stardom? Where do I start? #wrestlesky
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So what's the easiest way to get current on #stardom? Where do I start? #wrestlesky
Bummed there isn't more Claudio Castagnoli merch on the AEW store - I want to rep my goofy swiss favorite wherever I can.
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Bummed there isn't more Claudio Castagnoli merch on the AEW store - I want to rep my goofy swiss favorite wherever I can.
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they should bring back cheekface
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
they should bring back cheekface
have an awesome seasonal side gig as a scare actor at a haunt and this lycanthrope perfectly captures my mood
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
have an awesome seasonal side gig as a scare actor at a haunt and this lycanthrope perfectly captures my mood
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Congrats Netflix, now you're really AAA.
Days after hyping games business to investors, Netflix closes Squid Game: Unleashed studio
aftermath.site/squid-game-unl...
aftermath.site/squid-game-unl...
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Congrats Netflix, now you're really AAA.
Just bought unsalted almonds accidentally. Devastated. Gonna go snort lines of kosher salt to make up for it.
October 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just bought unsalted almonds accidentally. Devastated. Gonna go snort lines of kosher salt to make up for it.
Scared to rewatch 1978's Dawn of the Dead, not because of the horror content, but because of how topical it still feels.
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Scared to rewatch 1978's Dawn of the Dead, not because of the horror content, but because of how topical it still feels.
sometimes I get depressed about the state of the world, but then I remember Billie Starkz could potentially wrestle in AEW for the next two decades
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
sometimes I get depressed about the state of the world, but then I remember Billie Starkz could potentially wrestle in AEW for the next two decades