Laser Wulf
@laserwulf.bsky.social
34 / he him
Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever.
ICE delenda est.
Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever.
ICE delenda est.
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HE IS VERY DIE HARD!
HE’S JUST JAPANESE ROCK ROCK ’N’ ROLLER!
HIS REAL NAME IS MASARU TOBITA.
KNOCK OUT ALL ENEMY!
ATTACK ALL MONSTERS!
HE’S JUST JAPANESE ROCK ROCK ’N’ ROLLER!
HIS REAL NAME IS MASARU TOBITA.
KNOCK OUT ALL ENEMY!
ATTACK ALL MONSTERS!
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
HE IS VERY DIE HARD!
HE’S JUST JAPANESE ROCK ROCK ’N’ ROLLER!
HIS REAL NAME IS MASARU TOBITA.
KNOCK OUT ALL ENEMY!
ATTACK ALL MONSTERS!
HE’S JUST JAPANESE ROCK ROCK ’N’ ROLLER!
HIS REAL NAME IS MASARU TOBITA.
KNOCK OUT ALL ENEMY!
ATTACK ALL MONSTERS!
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January 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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America
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
America
today I learned the disney character Pete was a Nazi spy
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
today I learned the disney character Pete was a Nazi spy
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This Dude, Where's My Car? reboot is wild.
Kota lost his car at the Tokyo Dome. Haruo Murata saved him. Just Kota Ibushi doing Kota Ibushi things.
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
This Dude, Where's My Car? reboot is wild.
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watching a 49 year old man play air guitar and sobbing like my own mother just died
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 AM
watching a 49 year old man play air guitar and sobbing like my own mother just died
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AEW, where emotional maturity is bound to get a huge pop.
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
AEW, where emotional maturity is bound to get a huge pop.
The end of the c2 had me frantically googling when the Owen starts. AEW tournaments never miss.
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The end of the c2 had me frantically googling when the Owen starts. AEW tournaments never miss.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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A wrestler called “Mr. Burning Hammer” where his finisher is a Burning Hammer and he only ever tries to do that one move and never hits it once in his entire career.
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A wrestler called “Mr. Burning Hammer” where his finisher is a Burning Hammer and he only ever tries to do that one move and never hits it once in his entire career.
My mail carrier wrote this on my AEW shop order. Little does he know, it is a present for him.
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My mail carrier wrote this on my AEW shop order. Little does he know, it is a present for him.
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Dan Bongino really took down the Deep State like he promised. Man, what a legend.
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Dan Bongino really took down the Deep State like he promised. Man, what a legend.
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antisemitism has two settings, "shut up jews you're overreacting" and "mass murder"
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
antisemitism has two settings, "shut up jews you're overreacting" and "mass murder"
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Jericho frantically dialing Tony Khan rn.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jericho frantically dialing Tony Khan rn.
I hope Swerve fights the entire Opps Dojo at once in a 1 v 100 AEW homage to Kung Fu movies
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I hope Swerve fights the entire Opps Dojo at once in a 1 v 100 AEW homage to Kung Fu movies
@pacingmusic.bsky.social was my top artist of 2025 and I have never been less shocked in my life
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
@pacingmusic.bsky.social was my top artist of 2025 and I have never been less shocked in my life
don't take wrestling criticism from people you wouldn't take wrestling advice from
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
don't take wrestling criticism from people you wouldn't take wrestling advice from
i think claudio should win as many belts as it takes for the IWC to realize his stern european face has been disguising how hard he’s been laughing his whole career #aew #wrestlesky
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i think claudio should win as many belts as it takes for the IWC to realize his stern european face has been disguising how hard he’s been laughing his whole career #aew #wrestlesky
Kevin Knight should win every match in AEW's continental classic - even the matches in which he is not competing.
he should go 30-0. between matches he should just do moonsaults in an empty ring. Kevin Knight is everything.
he should go 30-0. between matches he should just do moonsaults in an empty ring. Kevin Knight is everything.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Kevin Knight should win every match in AEW's continental classic - even the matches in which he is not competing.
he should go 30-0. between matches he should just do moonsaults in an empty ring. Kevin Knight is everything.
he should go 30-0. between matches he should just do moonsaults in an empty ring. Kevin Knight is everything.
my mailman is a huge AEW fan. Can anyone think of a gift for him that'd also be useful on his route?
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
my mailman is a huge AEW fan. Can anyone think of a gift for him that'd also be useful on his route?
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"I just told you I love AEW, you don't need you to sell it to me."
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"I just told you I love AEW, you don't need you to sell it to me."
a part of me wishes the seasons that trigger my depression were more random. Sad fall is kind of passé. Give me a bummer of a spring instead.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
a part of me wishes the seasons that trigger my depression were more random. Sad fall is kind of passé. Give me a bummer of a spring instead.
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 grifts once, but I fear the man who has practiced one grift 10,000 times
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 grifts once, but I fear the man who has practiced one grift 10,000 times
the only good thing about AI is nobody makes WebMD jokes anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the only good thing about AI is nobody makes WebMD jokes anymore