Laser Wulf
@laserwulf.bsky.social
34 / he him
Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever.
ICE delenda est.
Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever.
ICE delenda est.
This broken KitchenAid mixer in the haunted house bums me out. Where did you come from, to meet such an ignominious end? What sights have you seen?
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This broken KitchenAid mixer in the haunted house bums me out. Where did you come from, to meet such an ignominious end? What sights have you seen?
I need to know the thought process behind this shopper's decision. "Oh, hey, now that I see they have baked veggie chips, I don't need these eight pounds of mayonnaise."
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I need to know the thought process behind this shopper's decision. "Oh, hey, now that I see they have baked veggie chips, I don't need these eight pounds of mayonnaise."
I cannot believe, on what promises to be an excellent #aewdynamite, this is the segment for which I am most excited. I hope we see Takeshita turn soon.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I cannot believe, on what promises to be an excellent #aewdynamite, this is the segment for which I am most excited. I hope we see Takeshita turn soon.
have an awesome seasonal side gig as a scare actor at a haunt and this lycanthrope perfectly captures my mood
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
have an awesome seasonal side gig as a scare actor at a haunt and this lycanthrope perfectly captures my mood
Scared to rewatch 1978's Dawn of the Dead, not because of the horror content, but because of how topical it still feels.
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Scared to rewatch 1978's Dawn of the Dead, not because of the horror content, but because of how topical it still feels.
Loving Schiavone's pink sneakers on AEW Dynamite
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Loving Schiavone's pink sneakers on AEW Dynamite
@eviluno.bsky.social signed my hypnospace outlaw vinyl as his dreamsettlers character and it is my favorite thing in the world. shoutout @jaytholen.net for having incredible taste in wrestlers.
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@eviluno.bsky.social signed my hypnospace outlaw vinyl as his dreamsettlers character and it is my favorite thing in the world. shoutout @jaytholen.net for having incredible taste in wrestlers.
now i'm self-conscious i creased it placing it!
May 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
now i'm self-conscious i creased it placing it!
What's "our responsibility is finished" guy from '78 Dawn of the Dead doing these days? He had a very comforting way of announcing the disintegration of our social contract.
May 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What's "our responsibility is finished" guy from '78 Dawn of the Dead doing these days? He had a very comforting way of announcing the disintegration of our social contract.
She kept it after the shooting? Well, shit, she should give it back.
May 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She kept it after the shooting? Well, shit, she should give it back.
Thanks to all my new followers - I offer you a picture of my dog in return.
February 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thanks to all my new followers - I offer you a picture of my dog in return.
apropos of nothing
December 7, 2024 at 12:59 AM
apropos of nothing
Of all the horror characters who ever stared down an apocalypse
"Got Any Cigarettes?" cop from '78 Dawn of the Dead has the most relatable mission
"Got Any Cigarettes?" cop from '78 Dawn of the Dead has the most relatable mission
November 18, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Of all the horror characters who ever stared down an apocalypse
"Got Any Cigarettes?" cop from '78 Dawn of the Dead has the most relatable mission
"Got Any Cigarettes?" cop from '78 Dawn of the Dead has the most relatable mission