Matt
@lasermatt.bsky.social
Software and other stuff. I hate my day job but still like tech. I swear a lot especially after a drink or 4.
DM's are open but betting it's spam or scam and I will block people who dm about crypto or only fans and the effing obvious bs #PNW
DM's are open but betting it's spam or scam and I will block people who dm about crypto or only fans and the effing obvious bs #PNW
If I had plans of visiting another country now, I would be sure to clean my phone first so I don't get locked up upon return.
April 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If I had plans of visiting another country now, I would be sure to clean my phone first so I don't get locked up upon return.
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Penguins hit back! They impose a 75% tariff on any fish caught in the ocean.
April 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Penguins hit back! They impose a 75% tariff on any fish caught in the ocean.
It's edible:30 somewhere
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's edible:30 somewhere
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March 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This battle started in 1944, it won't end soon
March 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This battle started in 1944, it won't end soon
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.meanwhile, back at the Senate
March 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
.meanwhile, back at the Senate
Eventually you have to let them touch the hot stove
March 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Eventually you have to let them touch the hot stove
Angel appeared in my garage a few months ago. Attempts to find owner failed. I'm in the middle of nowhere so assuming abandoned and now a part of the family
March 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Angel appeared in my garage a few months ago. Attempts to find owner failed. I'm in the middle of nowhere so assuming abandoned and now a part of the family
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other is the other one is trying to open an edible
March 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other is the other one is trying to open an edible
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Had to get a new dvd player
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Had to get a new dvd player
My dogs know that when the ring app on my phone goes off there is someone outside
March 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
My dogs know that when the ring app on my phone goes off there is someone outside
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If Trump was president in 1940:
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
March 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If Trump was president in 1940:
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
“Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”
One of my chickens laid a golden egg. I complained to her that I wanted a real egg.
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
One of my chickens laid a golden egg. I complained to her that I wanted a real egg.
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March 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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<https://braddelong.substack.com/p/anchoring-your-thoughts-against-the>
Anchoring Your Thoughts Against the Blizzard of Trumpist Lies Is Very Important for You! Proper mental hygiene: Every single day surf to Daniel Dale <https://www.cnn.com/profiles/daniel-dale> at CNN—his “Fact Check” series…
Anchoring Your Thoughts Against the Blizzard of Trumpist Lies Is Very Important for You! Proper mental hygiene: Every single day surf to Daniel Dale <https://www.cnn.com/profiles/daniel-dale> at CNN—his “Fact Check” series…
Anchoring Your Thoughts Against the Blizzard of Trumpist Lies Is Very Important for You!
Proper mental hygiene is essential if you are to be a useful part of humanity-as-an-anthology-intelligence over the next four years. Start now! Remember: Ukraine has never been in any sense...
braddelong.substack.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
<https://braddelong.substack.com/p/anchoring-your-thoughts-against-the>
Anchoring Your Thoughts Against the Blizzard of Trumpist Lies Is Very Important for You! Proper mental hygiene: Every single day surf to Daniel Dale <https://www.cnn.com/profiles/daniel-dale> at CNN—his “Fact Check” series…
Anchoring Your Thoughts Against the Blizzard of Trumpist Lies Is Very Important for You! Proper mental hygiene: Every single day surf to Daniel Dale <https://www.cnn.com/profiles/daniel-dale> at CNN—his “Fact Check” series…
My headphones beep at me as the volume is to loud - youtu.be/_wG6Cgmgn5U
Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends
YouTube video by sveta14
youtu.be
March 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My headphones beep at me as the volume is to loud - youtu.be/_wG6Cgmgn5U
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