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Matt
@lasermatt.bsky.social
Software and other stuff. I hate my day job but still like tech. I swear a lot especially after a drink or 4.
DM's are open but betting it's spam or scam and I will block people who dm about crypto or only fans and the effing obvious bs #PNW
No you will not die, but survival is better if in a softer environment with cushions and other fluffy things.
April 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a bag
March 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Maybe it was just a butt dial or a drunk text to an ex
March 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I know it's not right to laugh at this but I did
March 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Stop calling me Shirley
March 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My first thought it to say that my nuts are not for sale. But then I haven't heard a price yet.
March 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I left X years ago and will never return to view some shit post
March 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Anything with Iguanas is off limits for me. Block list full of bad Iguana jokers
March 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If Trump clogged the toilet in the white house he would blame Biden
March 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Can't we do both?
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM