Lariless
lariless.bsky.social
Lariless
@lariless.bsky.social
Ted Lasso wannabe, but with a whole lot more swear words. Girldad. Youth sports coach. Kindness enthusiast. Decency appreciator. Decent fly fisherman. Proud member of the three-timers’ club.
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The rank bigotry of today’s nativism is striking, but the utter stupidity of today’s nativism is almost as impressive.
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I can't express how ready I am to get past this fucking era of human stupidity
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I know it shouldn't, but every once in a while these guys reveal themselves to be so fucking dumb that it surprises me. Yeah, new moms who struggle to breastfeed are definitely folks you want to pick a fight with. Let me know how that goes!
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Are the ideas here with us in the room, Mike?
Mike Johnson on the ACA: "I wish we could rip it out from the roots and start over but it's so deeply ingrained. It's sinister in that way. But it has broken the system and what we have to do is go in and reform in. We have lots of ideas."
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m not sure if the message or the weird-ass greenscreen is worse here but in the words of another Missourian, Good Luck, Babe.
Hassett on affordability: "We're making progress but it's gonna take a little bit more time to get the hole that Biden dug to be completely filled."
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh and also it’s not a fucking war
Himes: It was exceedingly hard to watch. Even if you stipulate that it is a war, there is a very specific prohibition against killing individuals who have been removed from the fight. And there is no question that these individuals were removed from the fight.
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“The boat was on fire, which is why we had to launch another missile at it!”
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me trying to rip the hell out of a four-iron into the wind after a whole six-pack on the front nine
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
In some places, they know what to do with these fucking losers
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey, go fuck yourself, actually
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Have y'all tried just *not* having cancer???"

Fuck this guy, his stupid hat and the Rolls Royce he rode in on. Particularly considering his constituents are some of the people most affected by chronic diseases and the like of any in the country.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Also also, shockedpikachu.gif at the idea that consolidated corporations end up making demonstrably worse products! VC is terrible!
In which Matt Walsh realizes he’s no longer 12.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The difference is 10 years, not that one is capable of consent. Anything else you say is in defense of a pedophile. Thank You For Your Attention to This Matter!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Hi, is this United Health Care? Yeah, I’m going to need to pay less for my health care. ‘Fuck off and die?’ OK, yeah, that does sound like where this was always headed, thank you.”
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Aaaaand it’ll play right into the narrative
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fuck yeah. More of this. Everywhere he goes.
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sure, it's the idea that a single person ever for a moment bought it as non-fiction that gets me. Like, I'm aware it's the case, but I don't get it!
The key factor that everyone seems to always forget is that Trump was the host of what was once the highest rated show on network TV - a purportedly non-fiction show that portrayed him as a hyper-savvy and hyper-successful businessman.
Trump has gotten huge numbers of infrequent voters to the polls, twice. He's deeply unpopular but has mobilized a large, unprecedented coalition of Americans motivated by some combination of ignorance, avarice, and cruelty. It is hard to describe what he has as something other than charisma
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Crockett: Marjorie Taylor Greene voted for this point blank period. Her constituents were the ones that were on the receiving end of this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Needed a reason to believe good can happen simply by doing the fucking work. This guy’s going to be incredible.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The people who read JD Vance’s book fucking hate him because it’s obvious why you should. The people who haven’t read his book voted for his ticket.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So hard for non-baseball people to talk baseball and sound like they have any clue what they're talking about.
“He was over there eight years in Anaheim. No one cared!”

Kirk Herbstreit and Al Michaels think the Dodgers have helped Shohei Ohtani get “the appreciation that he deserves”
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM