The Last Doug
@lapelshow.bsky.social
Sleep enthusiast. Sorry for ruining Bluesky.
My wife just joined bsky, quick! Everyone act like I’m cool.
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My wife just joined bsky, quick! Everyone act like I’m cool.
Just had my most therapeutic therapy session ever, so if anyone wants hear my cry dm for my number
November 20, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Just had my most therapeutic therapy session ever, so if anyone wants hear my cry dm for my number
My dinner sounds like it has a speech impediment
November 19, 2023 at 12:29 AM
My dinner sounds like it has a speech impediment
Had a dream last night that I shit my pants and woke up very scared.
October 4, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Had a dream last night that I shit my pants and woke up very scared.
Asked my wife if she could replace her fingers with condiment dispensers which 5 condiments she would have and without pause she said “Whipped cream” and now I need a ruling
September 29, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Asked my wife if she could replace her fingers with condiment dispensers which 5 condiments she would have and without pause she said “Whipped cream” and now I need a ruling
Reposted by The Last Doug
People say things like “just relax, be yourself” like which one do you want
September 25, 2023 at 11:28 AM
People say things like “just relax, be yourself” like which one do you want
I have never asked for your money before and I likely never will again. My oldest (4th grade) and dearest friend - after suffering through two miscarriages - made it to term, but tragically must set him down for the last time and go home without him forever.
www.gofundme.com/f/vincent-el...
www.gofundme.com/f/vincent-el...
September 24, 2023 at 1:57 AM
I have never asked for your money before and I likely never will again. My oldest (4th grade) and dearest friend - after suffering through two miscarriages - made it to term, but tragically must set him down for the last time and go home without him forever.
www.gofundme.com/f/vincent-el...
www.gofundme.com/f/vincent-el...
This is my house. It is for sale. Please bring unmarked, non sequential bills in a cool briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist is a plus. Anyway, please buy it.
September 13, 2023 at 1:10 AM
This is my house. It is for sale. Please bring unmarked, non sequential bills in a cool briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist is a plus. Anyway, please buy it.
In the mood for more angry music like this. Hit me with some of the good shit!
September 9, 2023 at 2:23 PM
In the mood for more angry music like this. Hit me with some of the good shit!
Accepted offer on our dream home. Tell your friends that my house is for sale.
September 7, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Accepted offer on our dream home. Tell your friends that my house is for sale.
Ok, but I think the wheelchair is better.
September 4, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Ok, but I think the wheelchair is better.
I was lead to believe that once the years start coming, they don’t stop coming.
September 4, 2023 at 4:38 PM
I was lead to believe that once the years start coming, they don’t stop coming.
I just wanna make out with your butt
September 2, 2023 at 12:07 PM
I just wanna make out with your butt
Took inspo from @wapplehouse.bsky.social ‘s kid and got myself a new calf tattoo 🤘🏼
August 29, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Took inspo from @wapplehouse.bsky.social ‘s kid and got myself a new calf tattoo 🤘🏼
It’s a bit long but I think it’s a funny story
Cool story time. I used to be a mover. I drove a semi across the US wherever folks were moving. One time, I picked up this guy and his wife from Indiana and they were moving to Seattle. It was very common to get tips, but this dude had just graduated college and didn’t have much. So instead of
August 27, 2023 at 2:23 PM
It’s a bit long but I think it’s a funny story
Cool story time. I used to be a mover. I drove a semi across the US wherever folks were moving. One time, I picked up this guy and his wife from Indiana and they were moving to Seattle. It was very common to get tips, but this dude had just graduated college and didn’t have much. So instead of
August 26, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Cool story time. I used to be a mover. I drove a semi across the US wherever folks were moving. One time, I picked up this guy and his wife from Indiana and they were moving to Seattle. It was very common to get tips, but this dude had just graduated college and didn’t have much. So instead of
FB algo on another level this morning
August 19, 2023 at 2:44 PM
FB algo on another level this morning
Reposted by The Last Doug
I was late for my first fight club last night so I missed the introduction but it was still really fun and I highly recommend fight club
August 9, 2023 at 10:16 PM
I was late for my first fight club last night so I missed the introduction but it was still really fun and I highly recommend fight club
I like my pork yanked and the only yanked pork in texas is a cop who fell for the “what’s on your shirt” trick at his girlfriend’s son’s 6th birthday party.
August 7, 2023 at 10:58 PM
I like my pork yanked and the only yanked pork in texas is a cop who fell for the “what’s on your shirt” trick at his girlfriend’s son’s 6th birthday party.
The best bbq in texas has a Carolina style sauce frfr
August 7, 2023 at 2:16 AM
The best bbq in texas has a Carolina style sauce frfr
We are trying to sell our house. In the meantime, getting rid of stuff we don’t want to move. Being fat for so long makes getting rid of all my clothes that are too big feels good but is scary.
August 5, 2023 at 2:10 AM
We are trying to sell our house. In the meantime, getting rid of stuff we don’t want to move. Being fat for so long makes getting rid of all my clothes that are too big feels good but is scary.