The Last Doug
@lapelshow.bsky.social
Sleep enthusiast. Sorry for ruining Bluesky.
My dinner sounds like it has a speech impediment
November 19, 2023 at 12:29 AM
My dinner sounds like it has a speech impediment
This is my house. It is for sale. Please bring unmarked, non sequential bills in a cool briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist is a plus. Anyway, please buy it.
September 13, 2023 at 1:10 AM
This is my house. It is for sale. Please bring unmarked, non sequential bills in a cool briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist is a plus. Anyway, please buy it.
In the mood for more angry music like this. Hit me with some of the good shit!
September 9, 2023 at 2:23 PM
In the mood for more angry music like this. Hit me with some of the good shit!
Ok, but I think the wheelchair is better.
September 4, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Ok, but I think the wheelchair is better.
Only inspiration I need in our bathroom
August 30, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Only inspiration I need in our bathroom
Took inspo from @wapplehouse.bsky.social ‘s kid and got myself a new calf tattoo 🤘🏼
August 29, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Took inspo from @wapplehouse.bsky.social ‘s kid and got myself a new calf tattoo 🤘🏼
Literally me, tonight. You should have seen me try to explain pine tar on the helmet of a player who had batting gloves on
August 20, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Literally me, tonight. You should have seen me try to explain pine tar on the helmet of a player who had batting gloves on
FB algo on another level this morning
August 19, 2023 at 2:44 PM
FB algo on another level this morning
I like my pork yanked and the only yanked pork in texas is a cop who fell for the “what’s on your shirt” trick at his girlfriend’s son’s 6th birthday party.
August 7, 2023 at 10:58 PM
I like my pork yanked and the only yanked pork in texas is a cop who fell for the “what’s on your shirt” trick at his girlfriend’s son’s 6th birthday party.
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
August 1, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
My daughter brought this home, excited. All I can think about, though, is that “Youth Programming” is a TERRIBLE name for a group that’s accused of grooming by its opponents. Literally could have gone with “Super Gay Fun Time for Kids” and it would have been better.
July 27, 2023 at 2:15 PM
My daughter brought this home, excited. All I can think about, though, is that “Youth Programming” is a TERRIBLE name for a group that’s accused of grooming by its opponents. Literally could have gone with “Super Gay Fun Time for Kids” and it would have been better.
11 yo likes doing makeup
6 yo likes having a face stained blue for a day or so
6 yo likes having a face stained blue for a day or so
July 24, 2023 at 1:35 PM
11 yo likes doing makeup
6 yo likes having a face stained blue for a day or so
6 yo likes having a face stained blue for a day or so
I shouldn’t have corrected myself
July 22, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I shouldn’t have corrected myself
My wife: Why do you sneeze so loudly?
Also my wife: achoo!
Also my wife: achoo!
July 22, 2023 at 2:27 AM
My wife: Why do you sneeze so loudly?
Also my wife: achoo!
Also my wife: achoo!
Also Luna!
Aka
Loo Loo
Waterloo
Luna-bear
Loony toons
Goobersmooch
Aka
Loo Loo
Waterloo
Luna-bear
Loony toons
Goobersmooch
July 17, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Also Luna!
Aka
Loo Loo
Waterloo
Luna-bear
Loony toons
Goobersmooch
Aka
Loo Loo
Waterloo
Luna-bear
Loony toons
Goobersmooch
This was fun. Night 1 and night 2
July 17, 2023 at 2:44 PM
This was fun. Night 1 and night 2
I once introduced her to my friends by my ex’s name and she’s still here.
July 16, 2023 at 5:33 PM
I once introduced her to my friends by my ex’s name and she’s still here.