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There is no knowledge that is not power. - RWE

From Manhattan: 3 guesses what I think of what's-his-face.
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October 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Christ follower enters the chat
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My friend was a longtime volunteer & adopter of multiple dogs at the Yonkers Animal Shelter til she moved recently. She shared this petition so I signed.

I don't post much -mostly just like & reply. So if you see this please consider signing and/or sharing this petition. Thanks.

chng.it/CFqFSXHs55
Have you seen this petition yet?
A Heartbreaking Plea for Our Silent Suffering: Save the Animals of Yonkers Animal Shelter
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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THIS 👉
September 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.”

Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance
September 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the University of South Dakota to reinstate a professor who posted criticism of Charlie Kirk on his Facebook page the day of the shooting, finding the action likely violated the First Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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open.substack.com/pub/rorycell... Was it really hurtful to describe Trump as an evil clown after his ‘Tylenol gives you autism’ press conference? Instagram fears I may have breached its community standards
Trump's war on medical science hurts us all
I woke at 5am yesterday- a good night’s sleep compared to normal - and began to check out the news.
open.substack.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Kimmel: "That's right. Follow the advice of Donald Trump and you too can look like a glazed ham with deep vein thrombosis."
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Farnoush is an AP UN correspondent.

Dan is a former White House speechwriter.

newrepublic.com/post/200833/...
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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A couple weeks ago, these blowdried chucklefucks were "joking" about how they should reclaim the word Nazi and now they're "joking" about blowing up the UN or gassing the foreign leaders inside.

But they didn't say anything questionable about Charlie Kirk, so no big deal.
Fox News host Jesse Watters suggested bombing and gassing the United Nations over escalator and teleprompter issues
September 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I’m not taking medical advice from a man who can’t pronounce an over-the-counter drug…
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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If you are Border Czar Homans, and you did NOT take the $50,000 in a paper bag, wouldn't you been screaming at the top of your lungs that you want the FBI tape of the transaction released publicly in order to clear your name?
Yet he isn't doing that. Hmmmm......
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The President says pregnant women should stay away from Tylenol due to possible autism link. World health authorities strongly disagree, say the drug is safe in pregnancy.
World health officials reject Trump's claims that Tylenol is linked to autism
The President says pregnant women should stay away from Tylenol due to possible autism link. World health authorities strongly disagree, say the drug is safe in pregnancy.
n.pr
September 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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On this we agree wholeheartedly.
September 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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It’s Fat Bear Week, Islanders! 🐻

First up in the villa: 901 vs. 503. Two absolute units, but only one can move on. Who’s stealing your heart (and your salmon)?

Cast your vote now at fatbearweek.org and let the games begin!
September 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It’s heating up for Fat Bear Week 🐻 Today's second matchup is Biggie (128’s cub) vs 609. One’s a fresh face and the other’s bringing experience, but only your votes will decide who’s moving on.

Head to fatbearweek.org and cast your vote before the clock runs out.
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Apropos of nothing, I read a story about a 25 year-old diagnosed with shingles. He said he wasn't really too surprised because he had chicken pox as a child.

The varicella vaccine was licensed & put on the US vaccination schedule in 1995. #Vaccines
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM