El
langho.bsky.social
El
@langho.bsky.social
did his helmet go bloo
If someone with twins said “if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal” to me I’d say no I want to see the other baby what have you done with him
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your da’s got gifted kid burnout
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just heard a rumour that everyone in the video for Just a Day by Feeder is dead now. It’s definitely not true, but you have to say that is a brilliant rumour.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Saw this woman before say to her dog ‘once again you’ve let yourself down’
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Never mind video nasties, when are tiktokkers going to discover boy kill boy
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People still taking photos of strangers wearing those wolf fleeces and posting them to FB groups in the big 2025…probably still going round saying ‘computer says no’ and ‘am I bovvered’. Bleak.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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<who the fuck is alice> POPPY. WHERES YR FUCKIN POPPY
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Smoking the shit that made Alias the Jester
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Center Parcs Whinfell Forest Leisure Bowl if anyone wants filled in 👍
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
To be reckoned with probably feels so good if you’re a force
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Is there a jobs version of incel
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Goin' up to the spirit in the sky if anyone needs anything
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Avro-el Tel Aviv. Something in this I reckon.
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Butterfly hiding behind my bed nice one not weird at all that
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wife left me cos I lost our life savings playing this
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You just know these two were fucking
October 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ye olde pastie shoppe with this one x
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Jonjo Shelvey: AVOID having to wear a watch in London by simply looking up at Big Ben
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
‘One fell’ has gotta be one of the best kind of swoops there is
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
House of Guinness? No, just a pint thanks!
October 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The new T.Swift album is for the triple vaxxed dark empaths, the youngest sons, the nightmare to have in class
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I was raised on Jane Goodall’s chimpanzee research
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
‘You won’t stop reform by calling them racist’ yeah probably not, will i stop them by lying though
October 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Just watching a round of Pointless on UK cities & Westminster was a pointless answer?? How’s that happened
September 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Government: we must listen to valid working class concerns about immigration

WC people: we don’t want ID cards

Govt: silence citizen! 10 points removed!
September 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM