Good morning.

Ask your mom to make some calls to Congress today on your behalf.

There are still cabinet positions available.

If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.

I asked my spouse if he wanted to see the Wicked movie and he said “there’s a Wicked movie?” can you even fathom being that offline

Kathy does it again 🤣 #RHOBH

ariana’s “as so many do” in “no one mourns the wicked” scratches my brain soooooo good

If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no