I dreamed that the initials "rp" stood for "rubber plant"... and each time we misused the term an evil rubber plant grew bigger and more powerful. 😶

This is an excellent resource from Scarleteen.

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You would think a doctor would recommend against photo-editing after surgery.

No, Roy Orbison - it is NOT alright. You drove across country for 12 hours (with a fever, I might add) then crept (yes, crept!) into my bedroom before waking me from a dead sleep and having sex with me. WTF is wrong with you?

Remember everyone: until the Yellow King kisses Matthew McConaughey onscreen (with tongue), it's not connected to Season 1.

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Let's all remember for next time, folks... until Matthew McConaughey runs onscreen and tackles the Yellow King down a spiral staircase... it is NOT "connected to Season 1".

Why is every haunted place a spooky old house or hotel? If a tragedy occurring at a location leads to a haunting, every Waffle House and bus station in the world would be teeming with spirits.

I'd like to talk to the person who first described eyes as "piercing".

Stop scaring the hoagies.

The doctor recommends you get a good dicking down from Pagliacci.

BOSS: "You can use your face to unlock your PC!"
ME: "lol no"
BOSS: "Can we put your face on a blanket?"
ME: "lol no"
BOSS: "We put your face on a blanket!"
ME: "...okay"
BOSS: "What were you like in high school? Send us a picture!"
ME: "lol no"
BOSS "The following employees did not send pictures."

Please don't conscript British men into the military. They are not okay. I once kicked a football correctly, and spent the rest of the day talking in a cockney accent, calling everyone "mate", and making dad noises (I was 13) whenever I sat down with my knees spaced 30 inches apart.

I took a non-specified hallucinogenic before drawing this. A BDSM rabbit fairy who escorts lost travelers out of the rainforest.

Baby's first battlemap. It always starts with a tavern.

Good time was had made a ton of sales and new friends and i'm sittin on a fat stack of prints and stickers from the other artist's

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