One of these doctors don't preach.
April 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
One of these doctors don't preach.
So many places to cry. I love it.
March 30, 2024 at 1:04 PM
So many places to cry. I love it.
*looks up from raiding dumpster* Wait, what?
March 30, 2024 at 1:02 PM
*looks up from raiding dumpster* Wait, what?
If anything ever needed alt text... it's this.
March 30, 2024 at 12:51 PM
If anything ever needed alt text... it's this.
That sucks. Which one did you end up throwing away?
March 30, 2024 at 12:47 PM
That sucks. Which one did you end up throwing away?
You want to be the reason why we can't have nice things?
March 30, 2024 at 2:23 AM
You want to be the reason why we can't have nice things?
Is anyone else getting Mel Gibson?
March 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Is anyone else getting Mel Gibson?
Don't crucify us just because you're cross.
March 29, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Don't crucify us just because you're cross.
Check out those healthy cells.
March 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Check out those healthy cells.
Recommendations for best flavor soap?
March 29, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Recommendations for best flavor soap?
"But he still lays chocolate eggs, right?"
"What?"
"Chocolate eggs... he lays them, wraps them in foil, and hides them from ravenous human children roaming the forest?"
"Abdiel, we need to talk."
"What?"
"Chocolate eggs... he lays them, wraps them in foil, and hides them from ravenous human children roaming the forest?"
"Abdiel, we need to talk."
March 29, 2024 at 11:45 AM
"But he still lays chocolate eggs, right?"
"What?"
"Chocolate eggs... he lays them, wraps them in foil, and hides them from ravenous human children roaming the forest?"
"Abdiel, we need to talk."
"What?"
"Chocolate eggs... he lays them, wraps them in foil, and hides them from ravenous human children roaming the forest?"
"Abdiel, we need to talk."
That also increases life expectancy, yes.
March 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
That also increases life expectancy, yes.
Now the whole world has to answer right now...
March 28, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Now the whole world has to answer right now...
If he was taller, he wouldn't have drowned.
March 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If he was taller, he wouldn't have drowned.
Oh yeah, now that I squint it's... yeah... I guess I imagined... something else. I'll get my coat.
March 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Oh yeah, now that I squint it's... yeah... I guess I imagined... something else. I'll get my coat.
So anyway, about that bagel you're getting me?
March 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
So anyway, about that bagel you're getting me?
Wait wait wait. Bottom left. What exactly is for sale here?
March 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Wait wait wait. Bottom left. What exactly is for sale here?
And my owner bowed and prayed
To the kitty God they spayed
And they heeded well my warning
To give food to me each morning
While their hand bled I purred on the sofa and threw up a few hairballs
Now nature calls
And you must now enjoy... my cat box stench.
To the kitty God they spayed
And they heeded well my warning
To give food to me each morning
While their hand bled I purred on the sofa and threw up a few hairballs
Now nature calls
And you must now enjoy... my cat box stench.
March 28, 2024 at 2:46 PM
And my owner bowed and prayed
To the kitty God they spayed
And they heeded well my warning
To give food to me each morning
While their hand bled I purred on the sofa and threw up a few hairballs
Now nature calls
And you must now enjoy... my cat box stench.
To the kitty God they spayed
And they heeded well my warning
To give food to me each morning
While their hand bled I purred on the sofa and threw up a few hairballs
Now nature calls
And you must now enjoy... my cat box stench.
"Fools" say I, "You do not know
That my blood sugar is low
Hear my yowls that I might teach you
How to give wet food and treats too!"
But my cries, fall again upon deaf ears
And so I fear... this calls for violence.
That my blood sugar is low
Hear my yowls that I might teach you
How to give wet food and treats too!"
But my cries, fall again upon deaf ears
And so I fear... this calls for violence.
March 28, 2024 at 2:36 PM
"Fools" say I, "You do not know
That my blood sugar is low
Hear my yowls that I might teach you
How to give wet food and treats too!"
But my cries, fall again upon deaf ears
And so I fear... this calls for violence.
That my blood sugar is low
Hear my yowls that I might teach you
How to give wet food and treats too!"
But my cries, fall again upon deaf ears
And so I fear... this calls for violence.
And in the fridge's light I saw
Ten turkey slices, maybe more
Whole fresh salmon with the skin on
Sour cream and filet mignon
It would be so wrong if these were never shared
With your short-haired
And furry friend... please see sense.
Ten turkey slices, maybe more
Whole fresh salmon with the skin on
Sour cream and filet mignon
It would be so wrong if these were never shared
With your short-haired
And furry friend... please see sense.
March 28, 2024 at 2:23 PM
And in the fridge's light I saw
Ten turkey slices, maybe more
Whole fresh salmon with the skin on
Sour cream and filet mignon
It would be so wrong if these were never shared
With your short-haired
And furry friend... please see sense.
Ten turkey slices, maybe more
Whole fresh salmon with the skin on
Sour cream and filet mignon
It would be so wrong if these were never shared
With your short-haired
And furry friend... please see sense.
In restless dreams I stalked alone
Tasty mice with crunchy bones
'Neath the corner of your bookshelf
I got my collar off for extra stealth
Then my prize was snatched with a flash of my claws and bite
Mouse tastes alright
But deli meat... makes more sense.
Tasty mice with crunchy bones
'Neath the corner of your bookshelf
I got my collar off for extra stealth
Then my prize was snatched with a flash of my claws and bite
Mouse tastes alright
But deli meat... makes more sense.
March 28, 2024 at 1:30 PM
In restless dreams I stalked alone
Tasty mice with crunchy bones
'Neath the corner of your bookshelf
I got my collar off for extra stealth
Then my prize was snatched with a flash of my claws and bite
Mouse tastes alright
But deli meat... makes more sense.
Tasty mice with crunchy bones
'Neath the corner of your bookshelf
I got my collar off for extra stealth
Then my prize was snatched with a flash of my claws and bite
Mouse tastes alright
But deli meat... makes more sense.
The remaining tenth is the Tithe to Hell.
*snorty nerd chuckle*
*snorty nerd chuckle*
March 28, 2024 at 12:52 PM
The remaining tenth is the Tithe to Hell.
*snorty nerd chuckle*
*snorty nerd chuckle*
I salute the rooster's innovation, but how does it hold the instrument?
March 28, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I salute the rooster's innovation, but how does it hold the instrument?