Dan Lajoie
@lajoie10.bsky.social
Dad. Teacher. Protector of an Immunocompromised child. Member of the Canadian Comedy Award winning Crush Improv.
Love my Sens, Jays and thx to my son Tottenham
🏳️🌈he/him 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Love my Sens, Jays and thx to my son Tottenham
🏳️🌈he/him 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
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Pritzker: Throughout history we've learned that tyranny doesn't arrive with dramatic proclamations. Most times it comes quietly wrapped in the language of law and order, with fingers pointed at someone who doesn't look like you, promising safety while demanding that we sacrifice our neighbors.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pritzker: Throughout history we've learned that tyranny doesn't arrive with dramatic proclamations. Most times it comes quietly wrapped in the language of law and order, with fingers pointed at someone who doesn't look like you, promising safety while demanding that we sacrifice our neighbors.
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Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
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Trick-or-treating designed for children with disabilities taking place in Stittsville
Trick-or-treating designed for children with disabilities taking place in Stittsville
The annual Ottawa Treat Accessibly Halloween Village returns Sunday in Stittsville bringing Halloween magic to children with disabilities.
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October 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Trick-or-treating designed for children with disabilities taking place in Stittsville
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White House science experts announce today the cure for autism is polio and chickenpox.
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
White House science experts announce today the cure for autism is polio and chickenpox.
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STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
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Disney/ABC just caved & pulled Jimmy Kimmel for political reasons.
Nexstar — which owns The CW + 200+ local ABC, NBC, CBS & FOX stations — is part of the same machine.
💥 Boycott Disney. Boycott Nexstar. Boycott their advertisers.
Hit them where it hurts: the $$$.
Nexstar — which owns The CW + 200+ local ABC, NBC, CBS & FOX stations — is part of the same machine.
💥 Boycott Disney. Boycott Nexstar. Boycott their advertisers.
Hit them where it hurts: the $$$.
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Disney/ABC just caved & pulled Jimmy Kimmel for political reasons.
Nexstar — which owns The CW + 200+ local ABC, NBC, CBS & FOX stations — is part of the same machine.
💥 Boycott Disney. Boycott Nexstar. Boycott their advertisers.
Hit them where it hurts: the $$$.
Nexstar — which owns The CW + 200+ local ABC, NBC, CBS & FOX stations — is part of the same machine.
💥 Boycott Disney. Boycott Nexstar. Boycott their advertisers.
Hit them where it hurts: the $$$.
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I’m old enough to remember when that CBC comedian teased Pierre Poilievre on the campaign trail and Poilievre said when he was Prime Minister that comedian would be out of a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m old enough to remember when that CBC comedian teased Pierre Poilievre on the campaign trail and Poilievre said when he was Prime Minister that comedian would be out of a job.
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I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Charlie Kirk’s ultimate goal, which he said time and time again, would have been the suppression, through threat of violence and the use of state power, of the rights of those he disagreed with, including freedom of expression.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Charlie Kirk’s ultimate goal, which he said time and time again, would have been the suppression, through threat of violence and the use of state power, of the rights of those he disagreed with, including freedom of expression.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
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"Expertise isn’t about blind faith. #Science invites scrutiny, demands evidence & self-corrects. But when we reject expertise entirely, we don’t get freedom — we get chaos. Knowledge accumulated over decades matters." #IDSky #ScienceSky #MedSky #CanSky
I inserted myself into a conversation at a bar about Covid and vaccines. Here’s what happened
What happened when a public health scientist overheard four men sharing misinformation about Covid — and decided to talk to them about it.
www.statnews.com
September 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Expertise isn’t about blind faith. #Science invites scrutiny, demands evidence & self-corrects. But when we reject expertise entirely, we don’t get freedom — we get chaos. Knowledge accumulated over decades matters." #IDSky #ScienceSky #MedSky #CanSky
What a garbage human being he is.
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What a garbage human being he is.
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Occurs to me that Trump's entire regime consolidation strategy is to persuade everyone through displays of force that the regime is already consolidated and there's no point in resisting. Which I don't think will work, but also shows how important public acts of noncompliance are.
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Occurs to me that Trump's entire regime consolidation strategy is to persuade everyone through displays of force that the regime is already consolidated and there's no point in resisting. Which I don't think will work, but also shows how important public acts of noncompliance are.
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Gavin Newsom responds to Trump sending Rodney S. Scott with armed DHS members to surround Gavin Newsom’s press conference.
August 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gavin Newsom responds to Trump sending Rodney S. Scott with armed DHS members to surround Gavin Newsom’s press conference.
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Americans are currently living under a government that rules outside the law and in defiance of the Constitution.
That's it, that's the whole thing
That's it, that's the whole thing
August 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Americans are currently living under a government that rules outside the law and in defiance of the Constitution.
That's it, that's the whole thing
That's it, that's the whole thing
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Unless you have been to New Brunswick or Nova Scotia lately (I visited both provinces last week), please don’t comment on the measures they’re taking to prevent forest fires. The conditions are extreme and very dangerous.
August 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Unless you have been to New Brunswick or Nova Scotia lately (I visited both provinces last week), please don’t comment on the measures they’re taking to prevent forest fires. The conditions are extreme and very dangerous.
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The same “leftists” who immediately stopped wearing masks the moment they thought Covid was no longer a threat to *them* are shaming disabled people for using Amazon and DoorDash.
Many of us are literally stuck in never ending isolation because you guys decided to rush “back to normal”.
Many of us are literally stuck in never ending isolation because you guys decided to rush “back to normal”.
July 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The same “leftists” who immediately stopped wearing masks the moment they thought Covid was no longer a threat to *them* are shaming disabled people for using Amazon and DoorDash.
Many of us are literally stuck in never ending isolation because you guys decided to rush “back to normal”.
Many of us are literally stuck in never ending isolation because you guys decided to rush “back to normal”.
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The better role model for masculinity was always Macho Man.
Ooooooh yaaaaaaa!
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Ooooooh yaaaaaaa!
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Macho Man Randy Savage's greatest quote
YouTube video by Carlino
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July 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The better role model for masculinity was always Macho Man.
Ooooooh yaaaaaaa!
youtu.be/wz-VJl7UkB8?...
Ooooooh yaaaaaaa!
youtu.be/wz-VJl7UkB8?...
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Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
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hulk hogan died this is a terrible day for white fans of wrestling and the n word
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
hulk hogan died this is a terrible day for white fans of wrestling and the n word