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lafso.bsky.social
Liberal Advocates For Spheroidal Objects
@lafso.bsky.social
Proud Trenchant Roundness Absolutists

The Globe Critical Menace must be defeated

We advocate for oblate spheroids such as planet earth, Smarties, various fruits & crown green bowling balls, and prolate ones like eggs, rugby balls & bollocks
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we are on the verge of curing maybe the worst cancer of all the cancers but the whole right wing media makes too much money scaring people about "mRNA vaccines" so time to toss that in the trash
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.

They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field.

By @arthurallen202.bsky.social

kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
March 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Honestly, so would we
"Wes Streeting says" is always the precursor to something so searingly bigoted and utterly boneheaded that if I saw a headline saying Wes Streeting says world is round I'd join @libdemflatearth.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Of course WE haven't booked a fringe, or a stall in the exhibition, because the tables are all rectangular and flat.

We bet those weirdos at @libdemflatearth.bsky.social LOVE that 😤
Also, don't miss out on our interesting fringe events at #LDConf!

Including (but not limited to):
- how to win in Labour facing areas
- Ukraine: helping its future & ppl in the UK
- tackling disease on the front line
- responding to the threat of Russia

Sign up here: libdems.org.uk/conference
Attend Liberal Democrat Conference
Find out more about and register for Liberal Democrat Spring Conference 2025 in Harrogate.
libdems.org.uk
March 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Typical of these Spheroid Denialists to call their cherry-picked, politically motivated "review" unbiased and impartial.

They wouldn't know the scientific method if it farted in their faces
What happened to MPs listening to our valid concerns?

Worse still, Round-Earthist Activists such as the evil @lafso.bsky.social have been calling into question the validity of our unbiased and impartial review. When does the unfairness end?!
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
We are aware that there is a fierce rivalry between the two codes of rugby in this country.

As Advocates for all kinds of Spheroids, we refuse to take sides in this conflict: all sports with spheroidal balls are beautiful, and both League and Union have the right shaped balls.
September 29, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Typical of these illiberal entryists to accuse us of being a parody account and STILL threaten legal action
We are outraged that this nasty parody account should be allowed to mock us so mercilessly.

Our lawyers will be hearing about this.
We are frankly disgusted that the Globe Critical movement have obtained a toehold in the party, and reject their scare tactics and anti-science stance
September 28, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Wonderful spheroidal fruits from our ally Shiela
I do not recall how long it is since I planted this. But I had no idea I had white town berries and do not remember seeing them before.
September 28, 2024 at 4:02 PM
We regret that as we are not an official party body like @libdemsabroad.org or Lib Dem Friends of Cake we have been forced, probably by Globe Critical Entryists, to remove the words "Lib Dem" from our name.

We will henceforth be known as LAFSO: Liberal Advocates For Spheroidal Objects
September 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
We call upon Ed Davey, @markpackuk.bsky.social,@nickdacosta.bsky.social, and other leaders in our party to promote the spheroidal cause.

Perhaps by giving out lovely, nutritious, Lib dem orange, and most importantly SPHEROIDAL fruits like clementines at all Lib Dem events?
September 28, 2024 at 12:54 PM
We are frankly disgusted that the Globe Critical movement have obtained a toehold in the party, and reject their scare tactics and anti-science stance
September 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM