🌺 alyssa 🌺
@l4venderh4ze.bsky.social
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🌺 alyssa 🌺
@l4venderh4ze.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Had a dream I was watching one of these plastic comforter bags slowly fill up with mac n’ cheese
good morning I have come here because the other app is fucking broken 😀😀
March 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
good morning I have come here because the other app is fucking broken 😀😀
Smells like curry
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Smells like curry
hi everyone I have been away for 657 years!! but tonight I am listening to @fakesharkmusic.bsky.social and smiling ♥️
February 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
hi everyone I have been away for 657 years!! but tonight I am listening to @fakesharkmusic.bsky.social and smiling ♥️
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I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
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Today is Elmo’s birthday.
He turns 3½ years old every year, despite existing for 45.
He turns 3½ years old every year, despite existing for 45.
February 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Today is Elmo’s birthday.
He turns 3½ years old every year, despite existing for 45.
He turns 3½ years old every year, despite existing for 45.
my best friend is a paramedic now and I ask the best questions
January 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
my best friend is a paramedic now and I ask the best questions
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Anxiety is my alarm clock
January 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Anxiety is my alarm clock
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parenting seems like trying to win a chess match against someone that flips the board when you're about to checkmate
January 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
parenting seems like trying to win a chess match against someone that flips the board when you're about to checkmate
January 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
HA🤣
AEW Star Saraya And Ronnie Radke Have Split Up After 6 Years
AEW Star Saraya And Ronnie Radke Have Split Up After 6 Years
AEW star Saraya and her longtime boyfriend, Falling in Reverse frontman Ronnie Radke, have ended their relationship. TMZ reports that their sources indicate the couple split late last year, with signs of trouble brewing for over a month. Fans began…
wrestlingnews.co
January 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
HA🤣
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Paeden for your thoughts on this trying day
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Paeden for your thoughts on this trying day
I seriously can’t believe this has to be said, but please do not let Donald Trump, Elon Musk or any of those right wing powerhouses win you over because of fucking TikTok. They’re giving you a candy bar as a distraction.
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I seriously can’t believe this has to be said, but please do not let Donald Trump, Elon Musk or any of those right wing powerhouses win you over because of fucking TikTok. They’re giving you a candy bar as a distraction.
ew no 🤣😭 he always gave me the ick
Nic Nemeth (Dolph Ziggler) is ready to return home to WWE with their new partnership with TNA 🚨
#WWE #TripleH #DolphZiggler
#WWE #TripleH #DolphZiggler
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ew no 🤣😭 he always gave me the ick
I love tomatoes. Especially the baby tomatoes in different colours. So good.
January 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I love tomatoes. Especially the baby tomatoes in different colours. So good.
was trying to find out what hashtag people use for raw over here and let me tell you it is NOT hashtag raw 🥲🤣
January 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
was trying to find out what hashtag people use for raw over here and let me tell you it is NOT hashtag raw 🥲🤣
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I haven’t eaten in 3 days because I haven’t been feeling well but oh lord I am about to DESTROY a bag of ketchup chips
January 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven’t eaten in 3 days because I haven’t been feeling well but oh lord I am about to DESTROY a bag of ketchup chips
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baldur gate
okay but longhairur gate
okay but longhairur gate
January 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
baldur gate
okay but longhairur gate
okay but longhairur gate
just watched the substance. that’s fucked up
January 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
just watched the substance. that’s fucked up
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There are possibly dark days ahead for my country and the world, but seeing Hulk Hogan get booed by, from the sound of it, most of the building on Raw last night is evidence that all is not lost.
January 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
There are possibly dark days ahead for my country and the world, but seeing Hulk Hogan get booed by, from the sound of it, most of the building on Raw last night is evidence that all is not lost.
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When I drop a tomato at the grocery store
January 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When I drop a tomato at the grocery store
YESSSSS THATS MY MOTHER FUCKIN MAN!! CM MOTHER FUCKING PUNKKKKK
January 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
YESSSSS THATS MY MOTHER FUCKIN MAN!! CM MOTHER FUCKING PUNKKKKK
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January 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM