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🌺 alyssa 🌺
@l4venderh4ze.bsky.social
•25• full time mommy, part time yapper #freepalestine 🇵🇸
hi everyone I have been away for 657 years!! but tonight I am listening to @fakesharkmusic.bsky.social and smiling ♥️
February 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
my best friend is a paramedic now and I ask the best questions
January 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
January 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I love tomatoes. Especially the baby tomatoes in different colours. So good.
January 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Wow! If it isn’t the traitor coming for my affection 🙄
January 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
second one!! #pokemontcgp
December 31, 2024 at 6:07 PM
My cat told me he doesn’t love me 😔

He never plays with toys but he’s been carrying around a tiny bear since yesterday & keeps leaving it at Nathan’s shoes.

I’M HIS MOMMY. I was his mommy before Nathan was his daddy. The shoe gifts should be mine! I’m the one who cuddles him 24/7 :(
December 31, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees
December 31, 2024 at 5:06 PM
My Oodie literally just saved me from a hospital trip 💀 I was making KD, went to turn the temperature up and actually ended up turning on the front burner. I put my arm down on the stove to clean a spill and smelled something burning & noticed my arm getting warm. That could have been my arm!
December 31, 2024 at 4:46 AM
can’t wait to finish my Lego set 🥺
December 28, 2024 at 7:57 AM
coffee and Star Wars
December 26, 2024 at 4:00 PM
she’s so beautiful
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
SHHHHHHHIIIIII MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME #pokemontcgp
December 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
A very friendly and cuddly house cat that thinks he’s a lapdog. Much like my Thor
December 25, 2024 at 3:16 PM
24 hours later 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
bertwin the bearded dragon
December 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
My snowman said “snowman? No this is Patrick.”
December 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I am so excited for these gifts we got for the baby 🥹
December 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
❄️ winter wonderland ❄️
December 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I built a snowman
December 24, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I’m having great luck in wonderpicks lately #pokemontcgp
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Italian magmar #pokemontcgp
December 23, 2024 at 4:11 AM
December 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
My teacher was like “who said 12!?!” and everyone started laughing. I was so confused because I assumed 4x4=12 my whole teenage life because I didn’t think it was wrong and I never thought to fact check the album title 🤣
December 20, 2024 at 10:18 PM