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🌺 alyssa 🌺
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•25• full time mommy, part time yapper #freepalestine 🇵🇸
I’m fucking wrecked. I’ve been talking to some idiot on discord.
March 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m bawling lanoom. My account is gone.
March 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
still sad I missed them btw 😭🤣 they were supposed to play at a local festival and had to cancel. Hoping they’ll come back someday to area 506 👀
February 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oh he said this is impossible by the way
January 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
just take a nap then
January 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by 🌺 alyssa 🌺
parenting seems like trying to win a chess match against someone that flips the board when you're about to checkmate
January 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That sounds deliciously refreshing
January 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He’s figured out how to hit the reset button. love it
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Still feeling horribly sick and only managed to eat a small piece of ham last night, however Nathan said something like

“shame you’re not hungry. I was going to buy you food.”

well whoopy doo guess who’s tummy is just a growling at the thought of door dash!?!
January 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM