Kyle Trojan Murphy
@kyletrojanmurphy.bsky.social
Rescue, Behavioral, Manager at Villalobos Rescue Center in New Orleans. R+
I drink coffee and wear funky socks
Do no harm
I drink coffee and wear funky socks
Do no harm
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A what and born when now? 🫠🥴
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A what and born when now? 🫠🥴
"What is that weird burning smell?" I think to myself as I walk away from the incense I just burned.
Send coffee or red bull. 🥴
Send coffee or red bull. 🥴
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"What is that weird burning smell?" I think to myself as I walk away from the incense I just burned.
Send coffee or red bull. 🥴
Send coffee or red bull. 🥴
The news is wrong and RFK really didn't try to link circumcision to autism did he?
I swear if more news articles sound like Onion articles I'm siding with any alien life that wants to do anything with humans, including eat us.
I swear if more news articles sound like Onion articles I'm siding with any alien life that wants to do anything with humans, including eat us.
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The news is wrong and RFK really didn't try to link circumcision to autism did he?
I swear if more news articles sound like Onion articles I'm siding with any alien life that wants to do anything with humans, including eat us.
I swear if more news articles sound like Onion articles I'm siding with any alien life that wants to do anything with humans, including eat us.
I laughed way too hard at this and now my dogs are looking at me like I'm nuts
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I laughed way too hard at this and now my dogs are looking at me like I'm nuts
You know what would suck? Being born with 3 fingers, or an extra finger and having everyone tag photos you are in as AI.
October 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You know what would suck? Being born with 3 fingers, or an extra finger and having everyone tag photos you are in as AI.
"Would you something something creepy, abandoned, haunted place for something something?"
I'd explore/spend the night/play with a Ouija in said place for a peanut butter sandwich. In fact, give me direction to said place and shut up and leave so I can get there faster.
I'd explore/spend the night/play with a Ouija in said place for a peanut butter sandwich. In fact, give me direction to said place and shut up and leave so I can get there faster.
October 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Would you something something creepy, abandoned, haunted place for something something?"
I'd explore/spend the night/play with a Ouija in said place for a peanut butter sandwich. In fact, give me direction to said place and shut up and leave so I can get there faster.
I'd explore/spend the night/play with a Ouija in said place for a peanut butter sandwich. In fact, give me direction to said place and shut up and leave so I can get there faster.
"A prong collar used correctly doesn't hurt the dog. It is like a mother's gentle correction by nipping the dog"
Not sure what sort of Lovecraftian horror dogs you are used to but ok there 😳
#balancedtraining #forcefreetraining #prongcollar #researchbluewaffles
Not sure what sort of Lovecraftian horror dogs you are used to but ok there 😳
#balancedtraining #forcefreetraining #prongcollar #researchbluewaffles
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"A prong collar used correctly doesn't hurt the dog. It is like a mother's gentle correction by nipping the dog"
Not sure what sort of Lovecraftian horror dogs you are used to but ok there 😳
#balancedtraining #forcefreetraining #prongcollar #researchbluewaffles
Not sure what sort of Lovecraftian horror dogs you are used to but ok there 😳
#balancedtraining #forcefreetraining #prongcollar #researchbluewaffles
For a quick minute there my not yet fully awake brain thought that this was what the food was MADE from 🫠
Send coffee.
Send coffee.
September 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
For a quick minute there my not yet fully awake brain thought that this was what the food was MADE from 🫠
Send coffee.
Send coffee.
Trump says he’ll designate antifa as a terrorist group but offers few details - ABC News share.google/KiYW1cCsdLqh...
Trump says he’ll designate antifa as a terrorist group but offers few details
President Donald Trump says he plans to designate antifa as a “major terrorist organization.”
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September 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Trump says he’ll designate antifa as a terrorist group but offers few details - ABC News share.google/KiYW1cCsdLqh...
September 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just saw a meme about 40 year old men hiding in their mancaves watching classic wrestling matches.
What I happen to be watching right now (I live in a shotgun, no mancave).
... I feel personally attacked.
What I happen to be watching right now (I live in a shotgun, no mancave).
... I feel personally attacked.
August 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Just saw a meme about 40 year old men hiding in their mancaves watching classic wrestling matches.
What I happen to be watching right now (I live in a shotgun, no mancave).
... I feel personally attacked.
What I happen to be watching right now (I live in a shotgun, no mancave).
... I feel personally attacked.
August 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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July 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Did... Did Donald Trump really say that he had the right to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell if he wanted?
July 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Did... Did Donald Trump really say that he had the right to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell if he wanted?
I'm actually surprised I didn't see this posted yet. Macho man did a rap song about Hulk Hogan. Yes it is real, not AI.
#MachoMan #HulkHogan
#MachoMan #HulkHogan
Be A Man
YouTube video by Macho Man Randy Savage - Topic
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July 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm actually surprised I didn't see this posted yet. Macho man did a rap song about Hulk Hogan. Yes it is real, not AI.
#MachoMan #HulkHogan
#MachoMan #HulkHogan
Ozzy Osbourne Dies 'Surrounded by Love' at 76, Family Says: Live Updates - Newsweek share.google/4sgGMjPLHYym...
Ozzy Osbourne dies 'surrounded by love' at 76, family says: Live Updates
Ozzy Osbourne dies at 76, weeks after farewell concert with Black Sabbath, closing a legendary era in heavy metal. Follow Newsweek's live blog for updates.
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July 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ozzy Osbourne Dies 'Surrounded by Love' at 76, Family Says: Live Updates - Newsweek share.google/4sgGMjPLHYym...
Gonna look this up later to see how accurate it is, because COOL!
July 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Gonna look this up later to see how accurate it is, because COOL!
Please note, the city of New Orleans ADMITS there will be water in advance. So the pumps are ALL going to work, right? The city has sent extra people to make sure they ALL work, right? Right? RIGHT?
If the flooding becomes so bad it reaches my butthole again, I'm going to be annoyed.
If the flooding becomes so bad it reaches my butthole again, I'm going to be annoyed.
July 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Please note, the city of New Orleans ADMITS there will be water in advance. So the pumps are ALL going to work, right? The city has sent extra people to make sure they ALL work, right? Right? RIGHT?
If the flooding becomes so bad it reaches my butthole again, I'm going to be annoyed.
If the flooding becomes so bad it reaches my butthole again, I'm going to be annoyed.
So the dog strangler is coming to New Orleans on the 20th of August.
Interesting ...
Interesting ...
July 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
So the dog strangler is coming to New Orleans on the 20th of August.
Interesting ...
Interesting ...
There is NO shame in having a firework reactive dog.
Take care of your pets tonight
Take care of your pets tonight
July 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
There is NO shame in having a firework reactive dog.
Take care of your pets tonight
Take care of your pets tonight
After watching the news today I miss the carefree days of 2020.
June 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
After watching the news today I miss the carefree days of 2020.