Kyle Simonsen
@kylesimonsen.bsky.social
Reader, Writer, Ostrich Rider. Cliche-ass English lecturer who smokes a pipe and reads books. Mostly here to talk hoops and movies.
When the Nuggets play so well I come check Bluesky too
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
When the Nuggets play so well I come check Bluesky too
Clippers-Nuggets 1st quarter was some beautiful hoops, especially for preseason.
October 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Clippers-Nuggets 1st quarter was some beautiful hoops, especially for preseason.
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
Let's goooooo
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Let's goooooo
Pacers vs Nuggets in the Finals is going to be wild
May 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pacers vs Nuggets in the Finals is going to be wild
I refuse to be held hostage emotionally by this Nuggets team with half its salary not even playing in the game.
April 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I refuse to be held hostage emotionally by this Nuggets team with half its salary not even playing in the game.
Christian Braun really hates losing
March 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Christian Braun really hates losing
Jokic was only ready to come back on the offensive side of the ball. Hate to say it, but it's true.
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Jokic was only ready to come back on the offensive side of the ball. Hate to say it, but it's true.
MPJ -20 tonight 😬😬😬
March 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
MPJ -20 tonight 😬😬😬
Feels like Zeke used to be a pretty good perimeter defender but he is getting cooked out there a bit
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Feels like Zeke used to be a pretty good perimeter defender but he is getting cooked out there a bit
Nuggets' total lack of pride at home tonight was a depressing way to end a rough day in the middle of a rough week in the middle of a bad month.
March 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Nuggets' total lack of pride at home tonight was a depressing way to end a rough day in the middle of a rough week in the middle of a bad month.
Jamal Murray has to stop letting the Wolves eat him up. Has got to drive and draw fouls. I know they play tough, physical D on him, but he used to respond to that. Can't wilt like this.
March 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Jamal Murray has to stop letting the Wolves eat him up. Has got to drive and draw fouls. I know they play tough, physical D on him, but he used to respond to that. Can't wilt like this.
Sorry to Dave Pasch, who is innocent, but very glad this game is on Altitude so I can listen to Katy and Marlowe instead of Richard Jefferson
March 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sorry to Dave Pasch, who is innocent, but very glad this game is on Altitude so I can listen to Katy and Marlowe instead of Richard Jefferson
Ball Arena sounded loud and rowdy tonight on the Altitude broadcast. Great work by a great crowd.
March 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ball Arena sounded loud and rowdy tonight on the Altitude broadcast. Great work by a great crowd.
Haven't been posting about the Nuggets much because the discourse is even worse than the team.
March 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Haven't been posting about the Nuggets much because the discourse is even worse than the team.
Very rough stretch from DJ. Can't wait to get Holmes back next year.
March 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Very rough stretch from DJ. Can't wait to get Holmes back next year.
The grifts aren't even clever any more. Smoothbrains just falling for the most obvious shit. Instead of treating cancer with your money, they're going to buy dumb, ugly Hot Wheels.
The State Department has suddenly awoken to the incredible opportunity that is $400 million of expensive and impractical armored Cybertrucks www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The grifts aren't even clever any more. Smoothbrains just falling for the most obvious shit. Instead of treating cancer with your money, they're going to buy dumb, ugly Hot Wheels.
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talk to your kids about christian braun 2025 most improved player
February 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
talk to your kids about christian braun 2025 most improved player
Christian Braun really delivering tonight
February 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Christian Braun really delivering tonight
Ben Taylor shouldn't even call his mother
February 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ben Taylor shouldn't even call his mother
Imagine tossing someone for that. Didn't even really get heated.
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Imagine tossing someone for that. Didn't even really get heated.
Strawther starting to find his shot again... 👀👀
February 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Strawther starting to find his shot again... 👀👀