Kyle Simonsen
@kylesimonsen.bsky.social
Reader, Writer, Ostrich Rider. Cliche-ass English lecturer who smokes a pipe and reads books. Mostly here to talk hoops and movies.
Can't believe this is my life
February 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Can't believe this is my life
Christian Braun really delivering tonight
February 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Christian Braun really delivering tonight
Imagine tossing someone for that. Didn't even really get heated.
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Imagine tossing someone for that. Didn't even really get heated.
Strawther starting to find his shot again... 👀👀
February 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Strawther starting to find his shot again... 👀👀
Love when they play my song
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Love when they play my song
Aw shit here we go again
February 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Aw shit here we go again
The yeah mikest game of all time
February 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The yeah mikest game of all time
This framing of the Oscar announcements in the NYT this morning seems ridiculous and designed to generate controversy, given that many have critiqued Emilia Pérez for its depiction of trans folks and called The Brutalist outright Zionist.
January 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This framing of the Oscar announcements in the NYT this morning seems ridiculous and designed to generate controversy, given that many have critiqued Emilia Pérez for its depiction of trans folks and called The Brutalist outright Zionist.
The only time I will ever endorse taking a picture during a film
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The only time I will ever endorse taking a picture during a film
This is a terrible thing to wake up to.
January 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is a terrible thing to wake up to.
Speaks for itself
January 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Speaks for itself
EVEN THE TNT BROADCAST SAYING MURRAY FLURRY
January 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
EVEN THE TNT BROADCAST SAYING MURRAY FLURRY
Good to see Strawther making the most of his time on the court
January 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Good to see Strawther making the most of his time on the court
I can't handle it, John
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I can't handle it, John
Me when I see the delivery fees, service charges, etc.
January 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me when I see the delivery fees, service charges, etc.
Can't stop laughing at this bad translation on the box of knock-off Lego my daughter got for Christmas.
December 28, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Can't stop laughing at this bad translation on the box of knock-off Lego my daughter got for Christmas.
Taking my cue from the big fella. Merry Xmas y'all.
December 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Taking my cue from the big fella. Merry Xmas y'all.