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Put the team on his back though.
I’ve never seen anyone limp into the end zone like that.
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Put the team on his back though.
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There’s the eye candy.
That TD is on the motion.
Huge for Sark.
Texas overcame a sack and scored in the red zone on the same drive.
That TD is on the motion.
Huge for Sark.
Texas overcame a sack and scored in the red zone on the same drive.
a man in a pirate hat is holding a lantern and says " is this a dream "
Alt: a man in a pirate hat is holding a lantern and says " is this a dream "
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October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There’s the eye candy.
That TD is on the motion.
Huge for Sark.
Texas overcame a sack and scored in the red zone on the same drive.
That TD is on the motion.
Huge for Sark.
Texas overcame a sack and scored in the red zone on the same drive.
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Tre Wisner heard yall slandering him.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tre Wisner heard yall slandering him.
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Either 6-3 or 63-62.
I have absolutely no idea what Red River is going to be next week.
October 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Either 6-3 or 63-62.
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I don’t think Arch Manning has to apologize for playing like he doesn’t want to get drafted by the Saints
August 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I don’t think Arch Manning has to apologize for playing like he doesn’t want to get drafted by the Saints
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“Dad, do you know what rhymes with Bucks? Sucks.”
- My eight-year-old catching the vibes for today
- My eight-year-old catching the vibes for today
August 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Dad, do you know what rhymes with Bucks? Sucks.”
- My eight-year-old catching the vibes for today
- My eight-year-old catching the vibes for today
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Not even mad. Had to be Ohio State.
The man.
The man.
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not even mad. Had to be Ohio State.
The man.
The man.
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Wake up!
It’s gameday!
It’s gameday!
a man wearing a green sec vest stands behind a football player
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media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Wake up!
It’s gameday!
It’s gameday!
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After a long offseason (+ 12 weeks of position/opponent previews), it is time for our Longhorn Football preview.
We’re also thrilled to be joining the @dctf.bsky.social college network. You can find our pod in all the same places (plus a few new ones). #HookEm
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vpl...
We’re also thrilled to be joining the @dctf.bsky.social college network. You can find our pod in all the same places (plus a few new ones). #HookEm
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vpl...
August 26, 2025 - Texas Longhorns Season Preview
open.spotify.com
August 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
After a long offseason (+ 12 weeks of position/opponent previews), it is time for our Longhorn Football preview.
We’re also thrilled to be joining the @dctf.bsky.social college network. You can find our pod in all the same places (plus a few new ones). #HookEm
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vpl...
We’re also thrilled to be joining the @dctf.bsky.social college network. You can find our pod in all the same places (plus a few new ones). #HookEm
open.spotify.com/episode/3Vpl...
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Me, reclaiming the TV on Saturdays from my children.
a man with a beard is looking at the camera and saying `` your time is done '' .
Alt: a man with a beard is looking at the camera and saying `` your time is done '' .
media.tenor.com
August 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Me, reclaiming the TV on Saturdays from my children.
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It’s always been WILD to me that people put so much stock in the thoughts and ideas of the fourth-best host of The Man Show.
<--- has never gotten the appeal of Joe Rogan. Not smart, not interesting, not funny.
June 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s always been WILD to me that people put so much stock in the thoughts and ideas of the fourth-best host of The Man Show.
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Myles Garrett was right.
May 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Myles Garrett was right.
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After a few iterations, I think I have settled on this one
LOL
LOL
April 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
After a few iterations, I think I have settled on this one
LOL
LOL
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Fouled out with four points?
April 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Fouled out with four points?
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Kyla outplaying Sedona Prince?
a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
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April 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Kyla outplaying Sedona Prince?
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Heart of a Champion on display down the stretch. That’s Texas Fight from WBB.
March 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Heart of a Champion on display down the stretch. That’s Texas Fight from WBB.
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Vic snaps his streak against SCar. Big for Texas.
South Carolina can't hit to extend the game, Texas wins and it's SC's first conference loss since Dec of 2021
February 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Vic snaps his streak against SCar. Big for Texas.
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Is this a football game or one of my wife’s fairy books?!
January 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Is this a football game or one of my wife’s fairy books?!
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It’s gameday.
Let’s go!!!!
Let’s go!!!!
a man in a cowboy hat leads a longhorn bull with the number tw on its collar
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat leads a longhorn bull with the number tw on its collar
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s gameday.
Let’s go!!!!
Let’s go!!!!
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Andrew. Freaking. Mukuba.
What a way to end it.
What a way to end it.
January 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Andrew. Freaking. Mukuba.
What a way to end it.
What a way to end it.
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Wemby played chess with folks in Washington Square Park in New York City
December 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Wemby played chess with folks in Washington Square Park in New York City
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My heart goes out to all the grown children who have had to figure out how to install wifi extenders for their parents so they can see the full complement of Ring cameras they’ve installed around the perimeter of their home in suburbs with crime rates of zero
December 28, 2024 at 3:57 PM
My heart goes out to all the grown children who have had to figure out how to install wifi extenders for their parents so they can see the full complement of Ring cameras they’ve installed around the perimeter of their home in suburbs with crime rates of zero
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While the mood on today’s podcast was more somber, we did do our best at naming this play.
It may have resulted in @kylecarpenter.bsky.social choking on his water.
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2wAC...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
It may have resulted in @kylecarpenter.bsky.social choking on his water.
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2wAC...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
December 10, 2024 at 5:02 PM
While the mood on today’s podcast was more somber, we did do our best at naming this play.
It may have resulted in @kylecarpenter.bsky.social choking on his water.
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2wAC...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
It may have resulted in @kylecarpenter.bsky.social choking on his water.
🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/2wAC...
🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
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In their first year in the AAC, Army wins the league 35-14 over Tulane. Threw just two passes, rushed for 338 yards. 11-1 going into the Navy game.
December 7, 2024 at 4:12 AM
In their first year in the AAC, Army wins the league 35-14 over Tulane. Threw just two passes, rushed for 338 yards. 11-1 going into the Navy game.