KxPx
@kxpx.bsky.social
Gaming. Motorcycles. Reading. Horsebois. Cooking. Coffee. Memes. Dad. Husband. Wargamer. Blues. Chiefs. Timbers. Orioles. Fulham. Magic. He/Him/Taco Goblin
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@tuckerdfranklin.bsky.social the D stands for Staring into the Depths of the void.
March 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@tuckerdfranklin.bsky.social the D stands for Staring into the Depths of the void.
@bynatetaylor.bsky.social Zach Baun just got paid at LB... is that the kind of contract Nick Bolton is looking for? 3 years 51mil w/ 34mil guaranteed.
March 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
@bynatetaylor.bsky.social Zach Baun just got paid at LB... is that the kind of contract Nick Bolton is looking for? 3 years 51mil w/ 34mil guaranteed.
News from my taco goblin cave, almost died (apparently) on the 21st of Feb. Had a 100% blockage of my right coronary artery- suffered a heart attack. Had an ambulance ride to the ER, almost 2 hours in the cath lab, & a few nights in the hospital.
Modern medicine is fucking wild (in the best way).
Modern medicine is fucking wild (in the best way).
a man with gray hair and a beard is saying it 's the big one !
ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard is saying it 's the big one !
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
News from my taco goblin cave, almost died (apparently) on the 21st of Feb. Had a 100% blockage of my right coronary artery- suffered a heart attack. Had an ambulance ride to the ER, almost 2 hours in the cath lab, & a few nights in the hospital.
Modern medicine is fucking wild (in the best way).
Modern medicine is fucking wild (in the best way).
In an attempt to avoid doomscrolling the night away, I've gotten 9 episodes into The Clone Wars season 5. I know I'm like a decade late on that series but now that I'm past the first few seasons, it's really engaging.
Makes me want to paint some Star Wars Legion.
Makes me want to paint some Star Wars Legion.
February 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
In an attempt to avoid doomscrolling the night away, I've gotten 9 episodes into The Clone Wars season 5. I know I'm like a decade late on that series but now that I'm past the first few seasons, it's really engaging.
Makes me want to paint some Star Wars Legion.
Makes me want to paint some Star Wars Legion.
I need a pickle flight today.
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I need a pickle flight today.
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Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.
The legacy — and future — of the farming game Stardew Valley
Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.
www.npr.org
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.
Too much goddamned doom scrolling for me, I need to watch Kung Fu Hustle or something.
a woman with her hair in a bun is smoking a cigarette in front of a crowd .
ALT: a woman with her hair in a bun is smoking a cigarette in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Too much goddamned doom scrolling for me, I need to watch Kung Fu Hustle or something.
The one place I have been active on socials is with my hobby/painting account. It's still at @spilledpaintpot.bsky.social if you're interested in seeing the work I've been up to.
January 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The one place I have been active on socials is with my hobby/painting account. It's still at @spilledpaintpot.bsky.social if you're interested in seeing the work I've been up to.
I haven't had a lot to say on the socials since I left the blue site a while ago - maybe it's time for Goop to release a new scented candle that smells like a part of Gwen so I can have inspiration again.
January 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I haven't had a lot to say on the socials since I left the blue site a while ago - maybe it's time for Goop to release a new scented candle that smells like a part of Gwen so I can have inspiration again.
Happy 4th birthday to the horsebois
January 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Happy 4th birthday to the horsebois
@girlfriday108.bsky.social read this and just assumed you were also on this committee 😂
January 2, 2024 at 10:16 PM
@girlfriday108.bsky.social read this and just assumed you were also on this committee 😂
Godamighty these vitamins smell like rhinoceros dick - they must be potent to smell that bad
January 1, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Godamighty these vitamins smell like rhinoceros dick - they must be potent to smell that bad
Some of the stuff I’ve worked on this year
December 27, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Some of the stuff I’ve worked on this year
Me telling my dad that my wife is in Italy:
"Yeah, she's in Rome, I'm not sure if she's going much outside the city. I asked her if she was going to see David and she wasn't sure who that was"
My Dad: "Tall guy, little pecker, can't miss him"
"Yeah, she's in Rome, I'm not sure if she's going much outside the city. I asked her if she was going to see David and she wasn't sure who that was"
My Dad: "Tall guy, little pecker, can't miss him"
December 1, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Me telling my dad that my wife is in Italy:
"Yeah, she's in Rome, I'm not sure if she's going much outside the city. I asked her if she was going to see David and she wasn't sure who that was"
My Dad: "Tall guy, little pecker, can't miss him"
"Yeah, she's in Rome, I'm not sure if she's going much outside the city. I asked her if she was going to see David and she wasn't sure who that was"
My Dad: "Tall guy, little pecker, can't miss him"
Toddler clothes are so deceptive - this might have been a 1 wash/1 dry load but it still was like 3 loads of my own laundry to fold 😂
November 30, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Toddler clothes are so deceptive - this might have been a 1 wash/1 dry load but it still was like 3 loads of my own laundry to fold 😂
I will not fall asleep for 4 hours for the 3rd night in a row as I put the baby down….hopefully….I’ve got shit to do but she’s so quiet in her crib and my bed so cozy… and the white noise machine is so soothing… I’ll just lay here 5 more minutes
November 26, 2023 at 1:23 AM
I will not fall asleep for 4 hours for the 3rd night in a row as I put the baby down….hopefully….I’ve got shit to do but she’s so quiet in her crib and my bed so cozy… and the white noise machine is so soothing… I’ll just lay here 5 more minutes
Nothing like a call from the team first thing in the morning when they say "Uh, all the Microsoft patches failed on install... yeah, no, across all the servers and at the same spot, somewhere around 97%". Should be an interesting day.
November 21, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Nothing like a call from the team first thing in the morning when they say "Uh, all the Microsoft patches failed on install... yeah, no, across all the servers and at the same spot, somewhere around 97%". Should be an interesting day.
This bullshit, not at all what I was taught downward dog pose looked like
November 18, 2023 at 4:25 PM
This bullshit, not at all what I was taught downward dog pose looked like
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*record scratch, freeze frame* yep, that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I wound up in this situation—skydiving with a deeply unethical proselytizing baby when I belong to no faith myself…
November 14, 2023 at 8:31 PM
*record scratch, freeze frame* yep, that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I wound up in this situation—skydiving with a deeply unethical proselytizing baby when I belong to no faith myself…
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you can tell this place has the juice because of the power of one dumb screenshot from elsewhere to immediately become language familiar enough that the jokes require no explanation
November 14, 2023 at 9:04 PM
you can tell this place has the juice because of the power of one dumb screenshot from elsewhere to immediately become language familiar enough that the jokes require no explanation
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looking for a therapist specializing in “my grandma gave a handjob to a stranger during a community theater production of beetlejuice then passed me off to george santos”
November 14, 2023 at 10:25 PM
looking for a therapist specializing in “my grandma gave a handjob to a stranger during a community theater production of beetlejuice then passed me off to george santos”
Of course this dude is from my hometown… of course.
November 15, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Of course this dude is from my hometown… of course.
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DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVOIIIIIIRRRRRRrrrrrrr
November 14, 2023 at 8:21 PM
DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVOIIIIIIRRRRRRrrrrrrr