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Kwangger 🌻
@kwangger.bsky.social
pony mom, aspiring dressage diva, gardener, part time politics junky. oh and i herd cats (project management) for my sins.
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just be forewarned. if things continue as they are, i'm going to be cursing a lot.

i'm from nyc and north jersey. fuck is a verb, noun and adjective, modifier and any other grammatical thing. it will be used liberally. and i don't do that bullshit * nonsense. you've been warned.
one of the interesting things about eating out in the santa cruz area is finding local wineries using old world grapes i've never heard of. they they are definitely interesting.

and birichino has malvasia bianca in 250ml cans. nice! i hate having multiple opened bottles of wine in the fridge.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
oooh! their new thing looks very interesting!
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i love pupusas, but man are they dense!
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This butter is amazing!
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Grocery outlet has 5lb bags of Granny Smiths for $3. I don’t like them but the ponies do so yay! Saving some money.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
uhhh... that's what Lizza looks like???
I think everyone involved in this needs to be vaccinated multiple times
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by Kwangger 🌻
In Tesco’s this afternoon: an elderly Polish man at the self-checkout, trying to buy a pint of milk and a white radish. There is no picture for the radish on the machine. The assistant doesn’t know what it is. She asks a colleague: “It’s a white radish.” There is no entry for it on the machine.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
At a restaurant and they have a cocktail called aloe darling. It’s gin, chareu,violet liqueur and lemon. Apparently they’re going for the cockney pronunciation.

Uhhh ok. Sure.

Not a bad cocktail but more tart than i like.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Today has been just…
a cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in white
ALT: a cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in white
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i'm still confused, but for something completely different

what in the world???
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i'm so confused
the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
2 layers of paper mulch, 3 inches of coconut mulch. weeds don't care.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
pendantry, thy name is tedious
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i'm a big proponent of "what does that mean?"
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."

www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Maybe just me but if you’re going to have a prime rib special, it needs to have creamed spinach as one of the sides.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Second restaurant Ive been in this week where I am wearing my coat cause it’s chilly. It’s maybe 50°F outside. It shouldn’t be this cold inside.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by Kwangger 🌻
A few minutes earlier Trump and Hegseth were giving J.D. Vance titty twisters and laughing and then J.D. started oozing
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
private equity firm not vc
did chewy inc ownership change to venture capital? they're acquiring smartpak and just saw tractor supply is now selling smartpaks (supplements in individual serving containers). i love chewy. i don't want them to go to shit.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
another reason to continue boycotting target
Target says it's working with ChatGPT for AI-assisted shopping
Target's move, which follows a similar deal between Walmart and OpenAI, comes as the retailer is struggling with declining sales.
www.cbsnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reposted by Kwangger 🌻
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
why yes, i do have really really large feet (eyebrow waggle)
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
online website: members only 3 for 2

click on how to become vip member (it's just signing up for their email)

welcome email: get 10% off

go put 3 of the item and checkout. nothing about 3 for 2. enter the 10% code. only 10% off, not 3 for 2. annoying...
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM