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@kurtribbonseal.bsky.social
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Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · Oct 24
Heyy Bluesky! I'm Kurt, a chubby, queer and neurodivergent af Furry since 2017. Have a gander at my ref sheet (drawn by Boseefus on FA)!
My reference sheet of my Fursona, an anthropomorphic ribbon seal named Kurt LaFlipperflabber
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fiofirefox.com ⭐️ Fio the Wah! ⭐️ 🔜 FWA @fiofirefox.com · Jan 21
Though we may be tread upon, we may be pushed down, we may be beaten

Still We Rise!
Still I Rise You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may tread me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops. Weakened by my soulful cries. Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard 'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin' in my own back yard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history's shame I rise Up from a past that's rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, Welling and swelling I bear in the tide. Leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear I rise Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise.
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Oh my goodness thank you for 400+ followers
a man in a red suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue wall .
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January 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
US Transgender Hotline ❗🏳️‍⚧️ Share if you can!!
January 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Jesus Christ, I forgot how graphic Forensic Files - especially the early episodes - can be 😰
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My partner and I were in the Dunkin drive thru a couple days ago and they said "Hi I'd like the new Selina Carpenter shaken espresso please?"
I said afterwards "Don't you mean Sabrina Carpenter?"
And they replied "What'd I say?" with the same shit-eating grin they always have when messing with me 😂
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I recently got a Fursuit head but I dunno if I should make a separate account for that or not 😵‍💫
January 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I guess my kitty likes romcom manga now? Naoya may be her fav (good taste!) 😸
A photo of my cat, Storm, laying on a beige coloured couch and resting her head on volume two of the romantic comedy manga "Wotakoi: Love Is Hard For Otaku"
January 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
SKYLANDERS BABYYYY 🤩🤩🤩
youngdeuces.bsky.social Young Deuces 🦅 of WatchMojo @youngdeuces.bsky.social · Dec 30
What game yall rushing too?
January 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So my partner, whom I love dearly and I always will, attempted to rizz me with "I'm gonna start calling you George, because you have W Bush"
January 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
So this is leaving Netflix soon. Since I've never seen it and heard it was fucking terrible, I'mma treat myself LOL
A photo taken of my laptop screen on the Netflix website, showing the infamous 2019 'Cats' movie with the words 'leaving soon' underneath
January 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
First day of 2025 and I'm pretty sure I got strep throat. Sick but (trying to) slay
January 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Taken December 23rd. I don't think my cat is all that impressed with Andy Sandberg's D*** In A Box
A picture of my TV where the annual Saturday Night Live Christmas special is on. It shows the Dick in a Box skit with Andy Sandberg and Justin Timberlake. My cat is watching/lying down near the TV and she is looking quite like she doesn't care
January 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
At first I wasn't interested in seeing 'Monkey Man' but then I heard it has trans anarchists in it, so now I gotta buy it :D
December 24, 2024 at 8:24 PM
They're a free public resource, y'all. Use 'em
dlgenealogist.bsky.social David Allen Lambert @dlgenealogist.bsky.social · Dec 21
Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.
December 21, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Watching a 'Law & Order' episode from 2009 about doxxing, or as Jack McCoy called it "digital lynch mobs' 😂
December 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Follower Count: You have over 30 followers!

Me: Oh that's nice ☺️ Wait * squints eyes *

Follower Count: You have over 300 (yeah a second zero) followers!

Me: Beg pardon
a sign that says thank you so much with hearts
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December 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I humbly apologise for not posting here lately. It might happen again.
December 13, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Ooh, @kadath.bsky.social 's femme cousin from Animal Crossing has gladly came to watch me beat Mario's ass! Thanks Gracie!
A screenshot from the Nintendo Switch game 'Super Smash Bros. Ultimate' with me playing as Wario against Mario in an Animal Crossing-style battle terrain. Multiple Animal Crossing characters can be seen, such as Wendell the Walrus, Mabel and Sable the hedgehogs, and Gracie the giraffe.
December 7, 2024 at 12:09 AM
👇 Check out
raynegrimm.bsky.social Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · Dec 5
If I'm really lucky I might crack 500 youtube subscribers before the end of the year which would be amazing. It means I'd have the chance to open my store to the youtube and even be able to get donations via stream super likes 😅

Halfway to the big goal
December 5, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I took a 'which dere type am I?' quiz and I'm honestly bewildered by my result:
Just... what????? HOW????
A screenshot of my test result from the UQuiz website for which dere type I'd be. The result says "Yandere. You are very protective, particularly about your senpai. No one wants to mess with you."
December 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
TW: Kind of a vent? That has to do with my autism?

So in therapy today I found that I still struggle with emotional regulation. Like, a * lot *. I can't believe I didn't know it was still affecting this much. I wish I knew sooner.
December 4, 2024 at 12:17 AM
OMG I just realised those clothes would actually be perfect default clothes for Kurt 😭😭 Like genuinely he * would * wear those
 Kurt LaFlipperflabber @kurtribbonseal.bsky.social · Dec 3
Me when I'm a mentally ill community college dropout masquerading as an anthropomorphic seal but also a chill guy
My Fursona, a seal named Kurt, in the artstyle of Phillip Banks' My New Character/Chill Guy meme
December 3, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Me when I'm a mentally ill community college dropout masquerading as an anthropomorphic seal but also a chill guy
My Fursona, a seal named Kurt, in the artstyle of Phillip Banks' My New Character/Chill Guy meme
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Had these incredible pear martinis my mom's best friend made last night. Have only a bit of a headache from it but it was worth it lol
November 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Happy Turkey Day, let's remember we're on stolen land and this holiday was founded on genocide /srs
November 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM