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Kurt LaFlipperflabber
@kurtribbonseal.bsky.social
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I guess my kitty likes romcom manga now? Naoya may be her fav (good taste!) 😸
A photo of my cat, Storm, laying on a beige coloured couch and resting her head on volume two of the romantic comedy manga "Wotakoi: Love Is Hard For Otaku"
January 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
So my partner, whom I love dearly and I always will, attempted to rizz me with "I'm gonna start calling you George, because you have W Bush"
January 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
So this is leaving Netflix soon. Since I've never seen it and heard it was fucking terrible, I'mma treat myself LOL
A photo taken of my laptop screen on the Netflix website, showing the infamous 2019 'Cats' movie with the words 'leaving soon' underneath
January 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Taken December 23rd. I don't think my cat is all that impressed with Andy Sandberg's D*** In A Box
A picture of my TV where the annual Saturday Night Live Christmas special is on. It shows the Dick in a Box skit with Andy Sandberg and Justin Timberlake. My cat is watching/lying down near the TV and she is looking quite like she doesn't care
January 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
December 21, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Ooh, @kadath.bsky.social 's femme cousin from Animal Crossing has gladly came to watch me beat Mario's ass! Thanks Gracie!
A screenshot from the Nintendo Switch game 'Super Smash Bros. Ultimate' with me playing as Wario against Mario in an Animal Crossing-style battle terrain. Multiple Animal Crossing characters can be seen, such as Wendell the Walrus, Mabel and Sable the hedgehogs, and Gracie the giraffe.
December 7, 2024 at 12:09 AM
December 5, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I took a 'which dere type am I?' quiz and I'm honestly bewildered by my result:
Just... what????? HOW????
A screenshot of my test result from the UQuiz website for which dere type I'd be. The result says "Yandere. You are very protective, particularly about your senpai. No one wants to mess with you."
December 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Me when I'm a mentally ill community college dropout masquerading as an anthropomorphic seal but also a chill guy
My Fursona, a seal named Kurt, in the artstyle of Phillip Banks' My New Character/Chill Guy meme
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Thanks for the opportunity ^^
Reference sheet of my seal Fursona
November 24, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Post your favourite Pokémon, wrong answers only
Keanu Reeves' character from one of the newer SpongeBob SquarePants movies
November 23, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Final slide

I beg to differ with my 'music character' results 😑
Last slide of my 2024 YouTube Music recap. It says my music character is 'life of the party: Always the first one on the dance floor, my music keeps the vibes high all year long'. It says my top songs were two songs from the 'Hamilton' musical, 'Evil' by Interpol, 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and 'The Man' by the Killers.
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
(4/5)
Slide four of my YouTube Music recap, which shows my musical moods for 2024 percentages. 11% happy, 13% dramatic, 16% energising, 27% upbeat and 30% uplifting
November 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
(3/5)
Slide three of my YouTube Music recap, which states my 2024 listening timeline. In February, I had the 'Hamilton' soundtrack on repeat. March was my most adventurous month, October was my top month with Styx songs, and my music is mostly happy.
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
(2/5)
The second slide of my YouTube Music recap, which states my top 5 artists of 2024 were Styx, One Direction, Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals, Queen and Billy Joel
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Oh shit, almost forgot to upload my YouTube Music recap!
The first slide out of five of my YouTube Music recap, which says my 2024 listening was giving peppy, sparkling, merry and rock
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Just gonna answer all of 'em on my own time lol
One of those 'one like equals one question answered' templates. I will post them all one by one.
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Thanks for the opportunity!
Reference sheet of my seal Fursona, Kurt
November 15, 2024 at 3:41 PM
WHAT DID YOU LET HAPPEN TO THESE GUYS, NOLAN BUSHNELL?!?

Like dude, I'm pro-yassification in the sense of fashion/style but WTF NOOOO😭
The most current webpage for the Chuck E. Cheese merch shop showing new designs for their mascot characters that I do not find flattering in the slightest
November 9, 2024 at 7:48 AM
🎶Opening ears and letting out fears🎶

The news can be *fucking debilitating*. Tryna calm myself down with @niicdog.bsky.social songs. Green Day songs and Neil Young songs also help!
Screenshot from YouTube Music of Niic the Singing Dog's song 'It's How We Do'
November 7, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Here's another pic of me, this time along with my childhood favourite grumpy green Muppet in the small Sesame Street display. Showing Oscar, Slimey and Big Bird my awesome shades!
A photo of me with my blue zip-up hoodie and circular sunglasses posing with a display of the Sesame Street characters Oscar the Grouch, his pet worm Slimey, and Big Bird.
November 4, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Here's a face reveal for you lovely Bluesky folks! My partner and I were inside the exact replica of a Grand Central Station train car (guests were allowed!) and they told me to make a face reacting at my phone if "the Bills lost again damnit!"

I'm actually not a sports fan but my partner is LOL
A photo of me (hi!) inside the Grand Central Station train car replica holding onto one of the railings, looking at my phone in frustrated shock. I'm wearing a blue zip-up hoodie and a T-shirt that looks like it says "I heart NY" except the heart is replaced with a marijuana leaf. So it technically reads "I weed NY".
November 4, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
A display case showing a type of mineral known as Cummingtonite (I am not making this up). It is said to have been found in the neighbourhood of Talcville, New York
November 4, 2024 at 3:59 AM
*Now* here's some museum pics! Heheh titties
A display case of numerous deft tiles from the 1600s and 1700s. One particular one is showcasing the biblical figures Adam and Eve, both nude.
November 4, 2024 at 3:56 AM
"Oh my god, they turned Kenny into marketable slippers! You bastard capitalists!"

From one of the last operating days of this year's local Spirit Halloween
A photo of my hand holding a slipper made to look like the 'South Park' character Kenny McCormick
November 4, 2024 at 3:52 AM