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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
congratulations to you, the reader of this bluesky post, on rushing for more yards than the university of alabama crimson tide today
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@thedrawplay.com If you asked an WR to catch a 20yd pass, break multiple tackles and score a TD , they would not do it better than Jameis just did.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Never find out too much about your sports Idols outside of them playing for your favourite Sports team. It's mostly just gonna disappoint you.
Bro, Sun God being a maga wellness influencer was not something I pictured happening.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Now that Sandwich Guy has been found not guilty, is he going to go on a grifter tour like Hawk Tuah girl, make all the money and become immensely unlikeable after a month?
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@thedrawplay.com if you haven't got a theme for this week's drawings, may I suggest "NFL Players as Transformers".

More than enough characters and designs to choose from.
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Cris Collinsworth trying to dance like Snoop Dogg in the booth has proven there is no longer a need for Snoop Dogg or Cris Collinsworth
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@thedrawplay.com I swear during that game that Daboll was one bad call away from a looney tunes bright red head explosion.
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
@coffeezilla.bsky.social so in light of todays pardon, Is Trump Brazen enough to pardon SBF next?
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
On one hand, I get to see @thedrawplay.com posting in a positive manner about his team, but on the other hand, I'm about to fly to London to watch the Broncos v Jets game, and I currently hate football.
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Tried to learn German on Duolingo but accidentally summoned a demon who also has anxiety. Now we’re in couples therapy.
July 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
@rapsheet.bsky.social you know what would be great?

If someone reported how much players received in salary AFTER tax on these deals.

The US treasury gets richer from these contracts than the players do 😳
July 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
She definitely pulled the trigger
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pope Sesame Chicken VII
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. POPE GINGER IV.
May 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social . Thank you for this. The films, the lore, the childhood memories.
May 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Dear Canada

Please don't fuck this up

Good luck
April 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
For my Giants supporting friends (and @thedrawplay.com )
March 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
@thedrawplay.com sorry man, it looks inevitable now.

After last season, to now throw this at you? The football gods hate the Giants.
March 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Great night out last night watching @iaindoesjokes.bsky.social , will never look at Chickens the same way after that ...
March 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You know, when satirists do their best work is when real life is so bizarre that the line between satire and truth is completely blurred.
February 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hey @bsky.app

Howabout introducing a filter for specific wording?

I'd like 80% of my suggested content not to relate to a certain orange faced man with tiny hands. The coverage is entirely negative and overwhelming, and dominating both the news and social cycles to the point where Its all I see.
February 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Thinking of boycotting the superbowl because of the convicted felon/rapist being in attendance?

Watch it!

Watch him show up expecting an adoring audience and get booed off the planet when he's mentioned or shown.

Enjoy his humiliation in front of a billion people live around the world.
February 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
@thedrawplay.com This time, right?
January 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM