Darius Quebec 🏳️⚧️
@ksej.bsky.social
Trans, mental, trying to write more, gestational dad to xCLP and Scunthorpe United until one of us dies. Now with a Ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/ksej2610
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Being married to me means getting to hear a simulated rendition of the Trump-Clinton blowjob at 5:30am, complete with panting, mouth wiping, and use of the word "bigly."
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Being married to me means getting to hear a simulated rendition of the Trump-Clinton blowjob at 5:30am, complete with panting, mouth wiping, and use of the word "bigly."
It's like the Night of the Pig all over again 😍
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's like the Night of the Pig all over again 😍
Should I message one of my friends offering to do what trump (allegedly) did to Bill Clinton?
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Should I message one of my friends offering to do what trump (allegedly) did to Bill Clinton?
I have cleaned all my kitchen surfaces with two or five minutes to spare, depending how you count it
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have cleaned all my kitchen surfaces with two or five minutes to spare, depending how you count it
"There's a difference between a 15 year old and a five year old" if you were talking about, idk, school curriculums, this would be very relevant, but not so relevant to the question of whether it's acceptable to fuck them
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"There's a difference between a 15 year old and a five year old" if you were talking about, idk, school curriculums, this would be very relevant, but not so relevant to the question of whether it's acceptable to fuck them
Confused my boss by describing a lamp as "that lamp that doesn't want me to pee" (transphobic wizard franchise)
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Confused my boss by describing a lamp as "that lamp that doesn't want me to pee" (transphobic wizard franchise)
People who rock the mask+glasses combo: is an N95 better than cloth for preventing the glasses from steaming up? I mask on public transport as a matter of course but I would also like to use my new reading glasses on long journeys
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
People who rock the mask+glasses combo: is an N95 better than cloth for preventing the glasses from steaming up? I mask on public transport as a matter of course but I would also like to use my new reading glasses on long journeys
I take back everything I've ever said about the citizens of Metropolis, I do in fact look like a completely different person
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I take back everything I've ever said about the citizens of Metropolis, I do in fact look like a completely different person
Bloke: I know a girl who might want to have sex with you
Me: ooh, tell me more...
Bloke: she's Black
Yeah dude I was thinking more "what makes you say she wants to have sex with me"
Me: ooh, tell me more...
Bloke: she's Black
Yeah dude I was thinking more "what makes you say she wants to have sex with me"
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bloke: I know a girl who might want to have sex with you
Me: ooh, tell me more...
Bloke: she's Black
Yeah dude I was thinking more "what makes you say she wants to have sex with me"
Me: ooh, tell me more...
Bloke: she's Black
Yeah dude I was thinking more "what makes you say she wants to have sex with me"
"Check out our selection of the best Advent calendars! (One of them doesn't think you should be allowed to pee)"
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Check out our selection of the best Advent calendars! (One of them doesn't think you should be allowed to pee)"
When I am God emperor of the world, people who repeatedly offer to come round for sex and then no show will be forced to wear those anti masturbation gloves until they have learned the error of their ways
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When I am God emperor of the world, people who repeatedly offer to come round for sex and then no show will be forced to wear those anti masturbation gloves until they have learned the error of their ways
I currently have negative thirty pounds in my account and my life is all kinds of fucked up, but I still manage to be more cool than that loser
one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I currently have negative thirty pounds in my account and my life is all kinds of fucked up, but I still manage to be more cool than that loser
If the killers had been forced to lock up their phones at school, they wouldn't have become transphobic because everyone knows Online is the only place transphobia exists and it can only be accessed during school hours
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If the killers had been forced to lock up their phones at school, they wouldn't have become transphobic because everyone knows Online is the only place transphobia exists and it can only be accessed during school hours
Feeling out whether Snapchat Bloke would still want to fuck me if I medically transitioned. He said "Yeah why wouldn't I?" I want to believe this is bisexual open-mindedness and/or genuine attraction to me as a person, but I'm cynical enough to think he just doesn't know what medical transition does
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Feeling out whether Snapchat Bloke would still want to fuck me if I medically transitioned. He said "Yeah why wouldn't I?" I want to believe this is bisexual open-mindedness and/or genuine attraction to me as a person, but I'm cynical enough to think he just doesn't know what medical transition does
CPN wants me to talk to a psychiatrist. He was kind of apologetic about this, as if he expected me to hate the very idea of a psychiatrist or as if I'd think he was incompetent to support me himself. This is not the case, I just don't know what a psychiatrist can do
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
CPN wants me to talk to a psychiatrist. He was kind of apologetic about this, as if he expected me to hate the very idea of a psychiatrist or as if I'd think he was incompetent to support me himself. This is not the case, I just don't know what a psychiatrist can do
RIP gaslighting, you were a useful concept before the worst people in the world decided you were just a synonym for lying
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
RIP gaslighting, you were a useful concept before the worst people in the world decided you were just a synonym for lying
TV in the gym is showing the Remembrance parade and the subtitles just mentioned a regiment who beat off the French. I had no idea this was a thing soldiers did but needs must in wartime I guess
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
TV in the gym is showing the Remembrance parade and the subtitles just mentioned a regiment who beat off the French. I had no idea this was a thing soldiers did but needs must in wartime I guess
I never have time to unpack my matchday travel bag so it is accumulating some interesting items. Programmes for the last four home games, condoms, lube, and a stick of Blackpool rock
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I never have time to unpack my matchday travel bag so it is accumulating some interesting items. Programmes for the last four home games, condoms, lube, and a stick of Blackpool rock
Some lad just sat opposite me and started singing "We hate Scunthorpe and we hate Scunthorpe." I looked at him for a second and then went back to my phone, which disconcerted him so much his song just petered out
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Some lad just sat opposite me and started singing "We hate Scunthorpe and we hate Scunthorpe." I looked at him for a second and then went back to my phone, which disconcerted him so much his song just petered out
No, autocorrect, I am not ever getting fucked in my arsenal
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
No, autocorrect, I am not ever getting fucked in my arsenal
Just got an advert for a poppy beer glass "to celebrate and remember"
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just got an advert for a poppy beer glass "to celebrate and remember"
#tmi went round to meet a bloke and wondered why we always say "I'll bring condomS", which seems to expect recuperative powers beyond most cis blokes. And then I found another use case: when you start out with anal and decide to switch midway to the other hole
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#tmi went round to meet a bloke and wondered why we always say "I'll bring condomS", which seems to expect recuperative powers beyond most cis blokes. And then I found another use case: when you start out with anal and decide to switch midway to the other hole
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Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
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I have thrown
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have thrown
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway
for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit
Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
Forgot I was halving this recipe (pumpkin soup) and used the specified amount of butter. Oh well, extra butter can't hurt
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Forgot I was halving this recipe (pumpkin soup) and used the specified amount of butter. Oh well, extra butter can't hurt