Bobby Z.
@koolwhp.bsky.social
moron in Cleveland yankeeghost.bandcamp.com
It's my birthday. Send nudes
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 PM
It's my birthday. Send nudes
I think Barstool Sports was created to keep the least fuckable men in America quarantined in one place
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I think Barstool Sports was created to keep the least fuckable men in America quarantined in one place
Not gonna lie, this would be a sweet way to die
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Not gonna lie, this would be a sweet way to die
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chewy dot com emailed asking if my dog is ready for the unexpected, which to me instantly presupposed an x-files universe for dogs, which means there's a dog version of the lipid monster that fed on catfishing lonelyhearts out there, and now to click and see what products they sell that address this
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
chewy dot com emailed asking if my dog is ready for the unexpected, which to me instantly presupposed an x-files universe for dogs, which means there's a dog version of the lipid monster that fed on catfishing lonelyhearts out there, and now to click and see what products they sell that address this
Unfortunately I am a guy in a band, and it is Bandcamp Friday. It's my birthday tomorrow, and the best present would be giving us a listen. You don't need to buy, just a listen would give me a little serotonin burst! yankeeghost.bandcamp.com/album/conqui...
Conquistador, by Yankee Ghost
15 track album
yankeeghost.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Unfortunately I am a guy in a band, and it is Bandcamp Friday. It's my birthday tomorrow, and the best present would be giving us a listen. You don't need to buy, just a listen would give me a little serotonin burst! yankeeghost.bandcamp.com/album/conqui...
So the latest single from Morrissey's upcoming album seems to parrot a right-wing conspiracy theory that the Notre Dame fire was actually done by Muslim terrorists? I am officially done with this asshole. His past work means a great deal to me but this is a bridge too far
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
So the latest single from Morrissey's upcoming album seems to parrot a right-wing conspiracy theory that the Notre Dame fire was actually done by Muslim terrorists? I am officially done with this asshole. His past work means a great deal to me but this is a bridge too far
If a song is over four minutes long, it really has to fucking earn it
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
If a song is over four minutes long, it really has to fucking earn it
Reposted by Bobby Z.
Current* conditions near Cleveland, OH:
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Current* conditions near Cleveland, OH:
I love getting irrationally excited about curling once every four years
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I love getting irrationally excited about curling once every four years
Is there really more than one way to skin a cat? I feel like there's really only the one way
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Is there really more than one way to skin a cat? I feel like there's really only the one way
A superhero called Boner Man. He's a regular guy with no special powers but he just has a boner all the time
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
A superhero called Boner Man. He's a regular guy with no special powers but he just has a boner all the time
People still using the phrase "post-punk" in the year of our Lord 2026, unbelievable and unthinkable
February 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
People still using the phrase "post-punk" in the year of our Lord 2026, unbelievable and unthinkable
Punxsutawney Phil confirmed six more weeks of being horny
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Punxsutawney Phil confirmed six more weeks of being horny
Men, ask your doctor about Fuckula, the pill that helps you fuck! (Side effects include your dick and balls bursting into flames and falling off)
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Men, ask your doctor about Fuckula, the pill that helps you fuck! (Side effects include your dick and balls bursting into flames and falling off)
Reposted by Bobby Z.
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
She punx on my sutawney til I phil
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
She punx on my sutawney til I phil
As a grown adult, very much thinking about getting this
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
As a grown adult, very much thinking about getting this
The new Juliana Hatfield is great. What a fantastic role model of someone who's been consistently writing great songs for decades
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The new Juliana Hatfield is great. What a fantastic role model of someone who's been consistently writing great songs for decades
The half-hour edits of Super Bowls on NFL Network are hitting like nicotine right now for someone going through football withdrawal
February 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The half-hour edits of Super Bowls on NFL Network are hitting like nicotine right now for someone going through football withdrawal
My father was Mr. Pickle. Please, call me 1 Step Pickle
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My father was Mr. Pickle. Please, call me 1 Step Pickle
They're gonna send me to a work camp in Alaska dawg
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
They're gonna send me to a work camp in Alaska dawg
Hell yeah, found some CED porn. I love defunct format smut
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Hell yeah, found some CED porn. I love defunct format smut
Had a dream about my high school girlfriend last night?????
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Had a dream about my high school girlfriend last night?????
Happy Groundhog Day Eve! Don't forget to leave out some alfalfa tonight for the little guy
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Happy Groundhog Day Eve! Don't forget to leave out some alfalfa tonight for the little guy