K On The Beach
@konthebeach.bsky.social
Still pretending to be a badass. Still not actually one.
Mom, artist, cooker of delicious things, loud 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally, massive geek…all served with snark.
Also? Expect too much corgi content and cursing. Not usually related to the corgi.
Mom, artist, cooker of delicious things, loud 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally, massive geek…all served with snark.
Also? Expect too much corgi content and cursing. Not usually related to the corgi.
Pinned
The world is a dumpster fire and so, here is a picture from last night of Millie being stupidly cute.
Corgis gonna corg and it’s the best.
Corgis gonna corg and it’s the best.
Also, I really need to get better about signing my art 😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Also, I really need to get better about signing my art 😂😂😂
Me “oh hey. I like that painting hanging in there”
SIL “you should, it’s one of yours”
Me “oh shiiiit, it is! I completely forgot about it”
Typical me 🤣
SIL “you should, it’s one of yours”
Me “oh shiiiit, it is! I completely forgot about it”
Typical me 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me “oh hey. I like that painting hanging in there”
SIL “you should, it’s one of yours”
Me “oh shiiiit, it is! I completely forgot about it”
Typical me 🤣
SIL “you should, it’s one of yours”
Me “oh shiiiit, it is! I completely forgot about it”
Typical me 🤣
Got down to my SIL’s around lunch (and damn, glad I was going south, so much traffic headed north), and have been cooking since. They were absolutely waiting for me and my knife skills 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Got down to my SIL’s around lunch (and damn, glad I was going south, so much traffic headed north), and have been cooking since. They were absolutely waiting for me and my knife skills 🤣
I really should get up, get packed and head out. It’s a long ass drive but my bed is so damn cozy.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I really should get up, get packed and head out. It’s a long ass drive but my bed is so damn cozy.
Tonight, I’m thankful for the friend who alerted me to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
Kilauea 🧡❤️
Kilauea 🧡❤️
[V2cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (east Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
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November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Tonight, I’m thankful for the friend who alerted me to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
Kilauea 🧡❤️
Kilauea 🧡❤️
Anyone want to take bets on if I’ll fight with the magat neighbors again? Muwhahaha
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Anyone want to take bets on if I’ll fight with the magat neighbors again? Muwhahaha
I am still proud of this turkey. It was *perfect* and I don’t say that lightly lol.
It was so frigging good - crispy skin and juicy and dude! It even looked awesome and clearly, I am very humble and was then too 🤣
It was so frigging good - crispy skin and juicy and dude! It even looked awesome and clearly, I am very humble and was then too 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I am still proud of this turkey. It was *perfect* and I don’t say that lightly lol.
It was so frigging good - crispy skin and juicy and dude! It even looked awesome and clearly, I am very humble and was then too 🤣
It was so frigging good - crispy skin and juicy and dude! It even looked awesome and clearly, I am very humble and was then too 🤣
The last post was brought to you by a family group chat that was basically, you don’t need to bring anything but your knives and I have a list of shit for you to make and yesss, love it. Lol this is brought to you by decision fatigue.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The last post was brought to you by a family group chat that was basically, you don’t need to bring anything but your knives and I have a list of shit for you to make and yesss, love it. Lol this is brought to you by decision fatigue.
The fun part of being the undisputed best chef in a big ass family of very good cooks is that for thanksgiving, your assignment isn’t to bring anything in particular, it’s to show up early and cook whatever the host tells you to. It is the best. Like, seriously; tell me what you want and I’ll do it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The fun part of being the undisputed best chef in a big ass family of very good cooks is that for thanksgiving, your assignment isn’t to bring anything in particular, it’s to show up early and cook whatever the host tells you to. It is the best. Like, seriously; tell me what you want and I’ll do it.
OMG IT IS ALMOST TURKEY DICK DAY!
Annual reminder that I am a massive asshole to those I love best (in a funny, non-mean way).
Annual reminder that I am a massive asshole to those I love best (in a funny, non-mean way).
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
OMG IT IS ALMOST TURKEY DICK DAY!
Annual reminder that I am a massive asshole to those I love best (in a funny, non-mean way).
Annual reminder that I am a massive asshole to those I love best (in a funny, non-mean way).
This dog. Sat down for 2 minutes to try to get a little more drawing in, she immediately jumped up and well, I can’t do anything other than this and I’m totally okay with this.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This dog. Sat down for 2 minutes to try to get a little more drawing in, she immediately jumped up and well, I can’t do anything other than this and I’m totally okay with this.
Kept making excuses to myself about going to the grocery store all weekend and now just realized we’re leaving first thing Wednesday and BOOM! No grocery store needed! Unexpected win of the day!
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Kept making excuses to myself about going to the grocery store all weekend and now just realized we’re leaving first thing Wednesday and BOOM! No grocery store needed! Unexpected win of the day!
Part of me was like I should tackle some of the doom piles but then…
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Part of me was like I should tackle some of the doom piles but then…
The accuracy of this is amazing 😂
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The accuracy of this is amazing 😂
Took an accidental nap at 7ish today and well, that was a mistake and also why I’m like SO awake now…
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Took an accidental nap at 7ish today and well, that was a mistake and also why I’m like SO awake now…
This is so super grim and shit but I swear, if the hearse with my brother’s casket had rolled up with that license plate? Oh my dear lawdy, I would have laughed and laughed and my dad and siblings would have too.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is so super grim and shit but I swear, if the hearse with my brother’s casket had rolled up with that license plate? Oh my dear lawdy, I would have laughed and laughed and my dad and siblings would have too.
Was behind this today and…just…I cannot.
12/10 no notes.
12/10 no notes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Was behind this today and…just…I cannot.
12/10 no notes.
12/10 no notes.
Every damn day my gabers are flabbered by the news in some new and fun way and sometimes, like today, it isn’t even all doom. It’s all gloom, let’s be real, but sometimes it’s funny doom.
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every damn day my gabers are flabbered by the news in some new and fun way and sometimes, like today, it isn’t even all doom. It’s all gloom, let’s be real, but sometimes it’s funny doom.
Verdict is non-disaster. Stuffed pepper filling and cheese in spring roll wrappers and pan fried. Some were spring roll shape adjacent and then did two as patties. Spring rolls worked better but patties have potential. Dog remains jealous and lacking in thumbs.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Verdict is non-disaster. Stuffed pepper filling and cheese in spring roll wrappers and pan fried. Some were spring roll shape adjacent and then did two as patties. Spring rolls worked better but patties have potential. Dog remains jealous and lacking in thumbs.
Trying something new tonight and it may be a disaster and it may be awesome but either way, it’ll taste good, so at least there is that.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trying something new tonight and it may be a disaster and it may be awesome but either way, it’ll taste good, so at least there is that.
I absolutely love that no name is mentioned or even implied but *everyone* knows immediately whom is being referenced.
And hot damn, I cannot freaking wait.
And hot damn, I cannot freaking wait.
Maybe it will happen today. If not today, perhaps tomorrow.
...but it's coming, and sooner than any of us are willing to entertain.
It's going to happen, and we can't even imagine what the global celebration is going to be like.
Oh, I will be so happy.
...but it's coming, and sooner than any of us are willing to entertain.
It's going to happen, and we can't even imagine what the global celebration is going to be like.
Oh, I will be so happy.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I absolutely love that no name is mentioned or even implied but *everyone* knows immediately whom is being referenced.
And hot damn, I cannot freaking wait.
And hot damn, I cannot freaking wait.
Talking to my mom tonight and she simply said the word dinner while on speakerphone. Now someone is adamant about getting second dinner. Like, very adamant.
She’s now mad since I won’t stop laughing.
She’s now mad since I won’t stop laughing.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Talking to my mom tonight and she simply said the word dinner while on speakerphone. Now someone is adamant about getting second dinner. Like, very adamant.
She’s now mad since I won’t stop laughing.
She’s now mad since I won’t stop laughing.
Had a craving for my grandma’s potato pancakes, but gluten free and with a spiced chunky applesauce to go along. I think she’d like my updates.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Had a craving for my grandma’s potato pancakes, but gluten free and with a spiced chunky applesauce to go along. I think she’d like my updates.
Again, it’s a barrage of nightmare upon nightmare.
None of this is normal. Normal isn’t even in view anymore.
None of this is normal. Normal isn’t even in view anymore.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Again, it’s a barrage of nightmare upon nightmare.
None of this is normal. Normal isn’t even in view anymore.
None of this is normal. Normal isn’t even in view anymore.
Cool, cool, cool. The actual president of this country calling to hang political rivals. Totally normal.
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Cool, cool, cool. The actual president of this country calling to hang political rivals. Totally normal.
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT NORMAL.