K On The Beach
@konthebeach.bsky.social
Still pretending to be a badass. Still not actually one.
Mom, artist, cooker of delicious things, loud 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally, massive geek…all served with snark.
Also? Expect too much corgi content and cursing. Not usually related to the corgi.
Mom, artist, cooker of delicious things, loud 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally, massive geek…all served with snark.
Also? Expect too much corgi content and cursing. Not usually related to the corgi.
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The world is a dumpster fire and so, here is a picture from last night of Millie being stupidly cute.
Corgis gonna corg and it’s the best.
Corgis gonna corg and it’s the best.
My car is frozen in place. Front is cleared but when they plowed the walkway behind my car, it pushed a ton around my back tires and I drive a Prius which isn’t exactly known for having a lot of horsepower so that’s a new fun problem.
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My car is frozen in place. Front is cleared but when they plowed the walkway behind my car, it pushed a ton around my back tires and I drive a Prius which isn’t exactly known for having a lot of horsepower so that’s a new fun problem.
Sleep is overrated, no rest for the wicked, blah blah blah. Yeah all that.
February 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Sleep is overrated, no rest for the wicked, blah blah blah. Yeah all that.
Trying to decide on a direction for the decorations on this one, but can tell you the words will definitely be quite noticeable.
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Trying to decide on a direction for the decorations on this one, but can tell you the words will definitely be quite noticeable.
Turned on the oven for the first time since the cake murder. In a very not shocking turn of events, the house now smells of burnt chocolate. Guess I missed some.
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Turned on the oven for the first time since the cake murder. In a very not shocking turn of events, the house now smells of burnt chocolate. Guess I missed some.
Today is stupid. Tomorrow is very stupid. The day after tomorrow is the stupidest.
January 31, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Today is stupid. Tomorrow is very stupid. The day after tomorrow is the stupidest.
Made orange julius dupes at the request of my favorite teen and damn, tasted like 1988.
But unlike the 80s, now I have freaking heartburn because acid and dairy and aging is annoying.
But unlike the 80s, now I have freaking heartburn because acid and dairy and aging is annoying.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Made orange julius dupes at the request of my favorite teen and damn, tasted like 1988.
But unlike the 80s, now I have freaking heartburn because acid and dairy and aging is annoying.
But unlike the 80s, now I have freaking heartburn because acid and dairy and aging is annoying.
Omg. Nooooo. Dammittttttt
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Omg. Nooooo. Dammittttttt
So to be clear, free speech only counts if it’s in support of the felonious admin, the second amendment also only applies to those supporters too, due process is no longer a thing, and untrained goons are now certified judge, jury, and executioner all in one. Got it.
We’re so fucked.
We’re so fucked.
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
So to be clear, free speech only counts if it’s in support of the felonious admin, the second amendment also only applies to those supporters too, due process is no longer a thing, and untrained goons are now certified judge, jury, and executioner all in one. Got it.
We’re so fucked.
We’re so fucked.
Have to say, generally, while I prefer celsius over fahrenheit, cold doesn’t really get its due with fahrenheit. Heat does, but cold, cold is like oh it’s not thaaaaat bad. YES, YES IT IS. Neither is appealing but that - sign really helps show how freaking cold
It is. Our high? NEGATIVE SIX. Rude.
It is. Our high? NEGATIVE SIX. Rude.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Have to say, generally, while I prefer celsius over fahrenheit, cold doesn’t really get its due with fahrenheit. Heat does, but cold, cold is like oh it’s not thaaaaat bad. YES, YES IT IS. Neither is appealing but that - sign really helps show how freaking cold
It is. Our high? NEGATIVE SIX. Rude.
It is. Our high? NEGATIVE SIX. Rude.
As much of a disaster that that cake was, been writing and fine tuning recipes for a few months now, and that was the first true shit show so there is that. Freaking desserts man, they’re kicking my ass.
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
As much of a disaster that that cake was, been writing and fine tuning recipes for a few months now, and that was the first true shit show so there is that. Freaking desserts man, they’re kicking my ass.
So this was supposed to be a gluten free chocolate pudding cake, playing with a recipe, trying something new clearly went super well. Freaking disaster lol. Am a damn good gf chef. Am a shit gf baker.
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
So this was supposed to be a gluten free chocolate pudding cake, playing with a recipe, trying something new clearly went super well. Freaking disaster lol. Am a damn good gf chef. Am a shit gf baker.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkmeeeeeee
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkmeeeeeee
Slept most of yesterday so of course I’m now widdddde awake. But on the upside, fever broke late yesterday and been a rapid improvement since, so I’ll take it, even if it’s way too early to be up.
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Slept most of yesterday so of course I’m now widdddde awake. But on the upside, fever broke late yesterday and been a rapid improvement since, so I’ll take it, even if it’s way too early to be up.
Turns out this nothing burger cold isn’t as nothing as I’d like and running a fever is stupid and annoying.
January 28, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Turns out this nothing burger cold isn’t as nothing as I’d like and running a fever is stupid and annoying.
Took an unexpected nap and apparently it’s now almost 8 and there’s no school again tomorrow. Going back to sleep now. Dang.
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Took an unexpected nap and apparently it’s now almost 8 and there’s no school again tomorrow. Going back to sleep now. Dang.
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Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Every time I think about going back into FB or IG, things like this pop up and reinforce the reasons why I walked away from meta…
Users of Facebook, Instagram, and Threads can no longer share links to ICE List, a website listing what it claims are the names of thousands of DHS employees. www.wired.com/story/meta-i...
Meta Is Blocking Users From Sharing Website Listing ICE Agents
Users of Facebook, Instagram, and Threads can no longer share links to ICE List, a website listing what it claims are the names of thousands of DHS employees.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Every time I think about going back into FB or IG, things like this pop up and reinforce the reasons why I walked away from meta…
This isn’t even a bad cold, but you’d not know it from my level of dramatics. It’s funny because I’ve dealt with some big ass chronic shit for more than a decade and don’t whine about that, it’s just my normal, but a head cold? CANNOT TAKE THIS HORRIBLE ILLNESS.
I am ridiculous.
I am ridiculous.
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This isn’t even a bad cold, but you’d not know it from my level of dramatics. It’s funny because I’ve dealt with some big ass chronic shit for more than a decade and don’t whine about that, it’s just my normal, but a head cold? CANNOT TAKE THIS HORRIBLE ILLNESS.
I am ridiculous.
I am ridiculous.
If anyone needs some whine, I have it all. Nothing like a cold to bring out my best side.
January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
If anyone needs some whine, I have it all. Nothing like a cold to bring out my best side.
Currently my dog is holding my teenager hostage outside. Amazing work here by the cold loving corgi. Much whining from the teen. Like so much.
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Currently my dog is holding my teenager hostage outside. Amazing work here by the cold loving corgi. Much whining from the teen. Like so much.
Sick day for me and snow day for 17 is being spent watching Indiana Jones defeat na*is and this is a day well spent. Fuck ICE fuck this admin, and beyond all, fuck the melon felon.
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Sick day for me and snow day for 17 is being spent watching Indiana Jones defeat na*is and this is a day well spent. Fuck ICE fuck this admin, and beyond all, fuck the melon felon.
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If there's one thing I know about racist white people is that they expect all white people to be racist.
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
If there's one thing I know about racist white people is that they expect all white people to be racist.
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
NyQuil sleep is the best.
January 26, 2026 at 12:54 PM
NyQuil sleep is the best.
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I know people want to give them an off ramp because there is so many of them and we want for them to learn their lesson, but if they havent learned as of yet then they will never learn without social consequences.
Do not let these MAGA parasites try to back track away from the bullshit that they voted for because if you do then that gives them an excuse to vote the same way again in the future.
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I know people want to give them an off ramp because there is so many of them and we want for them to learn their lesson, but if they havent learned as of yet then they will never learn without social consequences.
Of all the days to wake up with a cold, a snow day is a pretty good one.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Of all the days to wake up with a cold, a snow day is a pretty good one.