Luke W. Armtoast
@kolache.bsky.social
Oakland, CA from TX
he/him 32
he/him 32
i think telling people their party is lame is one of the coolest things you can do
Man, I really don't like people coming to Bluesky from X, The Everything App because of a Nazi doxxing ring and deciding that their first act should be to start telling people how to act
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i think telling people their party is lame is one of the coolest things you can do
i feel younger now than i did a year and a half ago. maybe it’s the lack of malt liquor
October 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i feel younger now than i did a year and a half ago. maybe it’s the lack of malt liquor
just came back on here to see if any sauce has developed. saw a post about John Green merch and another about how we need hot cocoa season now more than ever. best of luck to y’all i’m going back to the hellsite for now
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just came back on here to see if any sauce has developed. saw a post about John Green merch and another about how we need hot cocoa season now more than ever. best of luck to y’all i’m going back to the hellsite for now
wine names that could be Of Montreal song titles
March 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
wine names that could be Of Montreal song titles
bought my first pair of overalls
i’m cleaning my room
i’m cleaning my room
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
bought my first pair of overalls
i’m cleaning my room
i’m cleaning my room
researchers have developed a test to determine if your fetus is woke or not
January 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
researchers have developed a test to determine if your fetus is woke or not
i want to see the look on the face of whoever picked this name as i explain to them the image it conjures
January 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i want to see the look on the face of whoever picked this name as i explain to them the image it conjures
not a lot of very good posts on here yet unfortunately but i don’t really contribute so it feels rude to point that out
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
not a lot of very good posts on here yet unfortunately but i don’t really contribute so it feels rude to point that out
good evening say it back
January 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
good evening say it back
some good responses from the fellas last night
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
some good responses from the fellas last night
will stancil discovering whatever the opposite of truth is
the base was more energized about Kamala Harris than any presidential candidate in your lifetime, including Obama
That Pod Save America post-mortem with Harris campaign staff made it clear the Democrats have learned nothing and will continue chasing the votes of Republicans who will never vote for them rather than energizing their base and turning out the Dems who stayed home.
December 1, 2024 at 2:36 PM
will stancil discovering whatever the opposite of truth is
made some desserts. made some other things too. i’ll post those pics later
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 AM
made some desserts. made some other things too. i’ll post those pics later
trying not to watch a funko pop couple go through a very harrowing chapter of their marriage in the airport right now. it looks like the guy’s fault. he has a lunar phase forearm tattoo and baby yoda socks. they’re holding hands while seething at one another. it’s so intimate.
November 26, 2024 at 4:38 PM
trying not to watch a funko pop couple go through a very harrowing chapter of their marriage in the airport right now. it looks like the guy’s fault. he has a lunar phase forearm tattoo and baby yoda socks. they’re holding hands while seething at one another. it’s so intimate.
oh geeze i wrote a really good riff today
November 25, 2024 at 2:53 AM
oh geeze i wrote a really good riff today
a website that’s selling coffee products just asked me “how do you roll in terms of gender?” for a customer satisfaction survey and i just threw up all over my lap and keyboard
November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
a website that’s selling coffee products just asked me “how do you roll in terms of gender?” for a customer satisfaction survey and i just threw up all over my lap and keyboard
no this whole time the only things holding me back from my true potential was booze and adderall
this whole time the only things holding me back from my true potential was consuming even more dairy and getting about 2 hours more of sleep + naps a day
November 16, 2024 at 4:47 PM
no this whole time the only things holding me back from my true potential was booze and adderall
some of the food i’ve been up to making
April 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
some of the food i’ve been up to making
this whole time the only things holding me back from my true potential was consuming even more dairy and getting about 2 hours more of sleep + naps a day
February 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM
this whole time the only things holding me back from my true potential was consuming even more dairy and getting about 2 hours more of sleep + naps a day
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Julia Child was 6’2” and hooped. Didn’t know that until today. Respect
February 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Julia Child was 6’2” and hooped. Didn’t know that until today. Respect
what does instagram have against “meatus”, a passage or opening leading to the interior of the body? what are they hiding
January 17, 2024 at 3:31 PM
what does instagram have against “meatus”, a passage or opening leading to the interior of the body? what are they hiding
i started the year off by eating a spanish tortilla with some cole slaw and nothing i’ve had since has come close frankly
January 10, 2024 at 3:22 PM
i started the year off by eating a spanish tortilla with some cole slaw and nothing i’ve had since has come close frankly
aw hell no they sellin dr. nog at the krognog
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
aw hell no they sellin dr. nog at the krognog
gonna start using this more since there’s a cool butterfly now
December 24, 2023 at 6:10 AM
gonna start using this more since there’s a cool butterfly now
some of my top death threats from 2023. here’s to more death threats in 2024 🙏
December 21, 2023 at 4:48 PM
some of my top death threats from 2023. here’s to more death threats in 2024 🙏
i love having healthcare 😚 don’t use it for anything just kinda fun to flex ✌️🤠
December 13, 2023 at 4:24 PM
i love having healthcare 😚 don’t use it for anything just kinda fun to flex ✌️🤠