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Sarah
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Angry with absolutely everything.
Loves acid house.
So. I’ve just seen the best DJ I’ve ever seen.
METRODOME at Hidden.
Insane. Never seen anything like it.
August 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Honestly it’s worth coming back to Twitter for the day to witness the unhinged mental breakdowns from Reform voters over the new Brexit deal. 😭
May 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So. Labour are also a set of utter cunts.
Fucking hell. Will anything ever be ok again? 😐
May 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
AMAZING!!! 😻
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Who radicalised him?
March 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What the fuck.

*this applies to just about everything. Especially Trump.
March 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
We better withdraw that fucktards State visit after that shit show.
February 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Almost 5:30 and still bright blue sky!
February 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So her mind is blown that there’s free coffee and water in the 1st Class room.
My mum recently turned 70. She’s never been to London or on a long train journey. So I’m taking her on the train to go shopping for the day. She’s really excited that she can get food on the train and keeps texting me to make sure that she doesn’t need to eat breakfast first. 😂
February 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
My mum recently turned 70. She’s never been to London or on a long train journey. So I’m taking her on the train to go shopping for the day. She’s really excited that she can get food on the train and keeps texting me to make sure that she doesn’t need to eat breakfast first. 😂
February 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Everything is still fucked. .
Fuel bills increase AGAIN.
And we’re going to spend more money on preparing for wars and death whilst slashing aid for people who are the most affected by wars and death because a fascist orange psychopath and Russia says so.
February 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oh my god. This White Press conference. 😳
Stephen Miller is the fucking worst.
What. The. Fuck.
Also Trump wants tariffs on imported aluminium but they’ve literally just said they want Ukrainian aluminium.
February 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Been trying to avoid the news and staying off social media. It’s amazing how much you get done when you do haha.
But fucking hell. What the fuck is Trump doing. When you have Tories calling him out then he really has gone completely rogue. 😳
Off the scale gaslighting from Trump. Truly insane times.
February 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
So Sabbath tickets in the bag thanks to Villa membership. Seems they’ve prioritised us!
Having to put up with years of misery as a Villa fan pays off haha.
February 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yeah I’m done.
I cannot even be arsed to even think about politics anymore.
It’s all so fucking grotesque with every party trying to be the absolute fucking worst.
Bring on Farage and Musk. It’s what we deserve.
Writing this with a heavy heart: the refugee citizenship ban is the single most unconscionable policy Labour has proposed since it entered power. It’s the moment that I felt my support for this administration begin to crumble inews.co.uk/opinion/colu...
The precise moment my support for Keir Starmer began to crumble
Labour is going to prevent refugees from ever becoming citizens of Britain
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February 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Taking Britain out of the Erasmus+ programme was a huge mistake. Labour must rejoin and accept the EU’s offer of a youth mobility scheme
Bring back Erasmus+ and youth mobility in Europe
Taking Britain out of the Erasmus+ programme was a huge mistake. Labour must rejoin and accept the EU’s offer of a youth mobility scheme
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February 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Badenoch promising to strengthen immigration rules is hilarious. I’m old enough to remember when the Tories pledged to get net migration under 100,000. That went well. 🤦‍♀️
February 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fucking hell. Can someone please stop Trump talking. 😳
February 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My greatest Vinted bargain arrived today.
Paid of leather snakeskin Joseph loafers. Retail for £499. Still sold today.
Got an immaculate pair for £27. 😍
I literally can’t bear to ever pay full price for anything now haha.
February 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve got a new car. When I sing along to songs I play when I’m driving it thinks I’m asking it something and keeps talking to me or giving me directions and I don’t know how to stop it.
😳😂😬
February 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So. I discovered today the guy in my gym who is the strongest person I’ve ever seen because he can do all these insane one arm pull ups is 77 years old.
He’s a climber and his strength and mobility is incredible. I didn’t think he was much older than me and he’s almost 80 😮
February 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My gran would have been 95 today so I’m sharing my favourite photo of her.
She’s on the left.
I’d love to know what those three lads in the background were doing lol.
February 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Fuck Trump. Fuck Israel.

They’re fucking psychos.

Jesus Christ.

We need peace not another war.

Gaza belongs to no one but the Palestinian people.
February 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM