Koa
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Koa
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· Nov 7
Holding Absence is the best band on planet earth thank you welsh people y'all some real ones ong
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Why bitch about how long Silksong is taking when there's so many other games you can play
For example, you can go beat OFF
And with the remaster, you can go beat OFF again
Maybe
If more gamers go beat OFF they will feel less pent up
For example, you can go beat OFF
And with the remaster, you can go beat OFF again
Maybe
If more gamers go beat OFF they will feel less pent up
August 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Why bitch about how long Silksong is taking when there's so many other games you can play
For example, you can go beat OFF
And with the remaster, you can go beat OFF again
Maybe
If more gamers go beat OFF they will feel less pent up
For example, you can go beat OFF
And with the remaster, you can go beat OFF again
Maybe
If more gamers go beat OFF they will feel less pent up
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Happy (late) April Fools' Day🖤❤️🤍
April 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy (late) April Fools' Day🖤❤️🤍
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
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February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
had a dream about my ex and now i wish to perish, and speaking of perish now because of this i need to listen to the debut self-titled album by Welsh post-hardcore band Holding Absence
February 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
had a dream about my ex and now i wish to perish, and speaking of perish now because of this i need to listen to the debut self-titled album by Welsh post-hardcore band Holding Absence
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New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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January 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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theonion.com/new-edi...
ngl i forgot about bluesky since no one is here i can say that i used to unironically like game over by falling in reverse okay bye
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
ngl i forgot about bluesky since no one is here i can say that i used to unironically like game over by falling in reverse okay bye
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Dedicating every waking minute to hating on a game you haven’t played is such weird behaviour.
January 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dedicating every waking minute to hating on a game you haven’t played is such weird behaviour.
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"Goku told me you pee the bed. Care to respond to these allegations?"
January 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Goku told me you pee the bed. Care to respond to these allegations?"
still can't get over how extremely okay Veilguard was as a full experience and all its unbelievably strange decisions, can't believe I played Inquisition for that game ☠️
January 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
still can't get over how extremely okay Veilguard was as a full experience and all its unbelievably strange decisions, can't believe I played Inquisition for that game ☠️
sleep token officially my 3rd fav band like how has a band taken over my life so thoroughly like this bro
December 29, 2024 at 4:38 PM
sleep token officially my 3rd fav band like how has a band taken over my life so thoroughly like this bro
found a gray hair today it's been real y'all gonna drive into a train 💯
December 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
found a gray hair today it's been real y'all gonna drive into a train 💯
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Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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December 14, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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December 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
b u r d e n e d b y o u r c o n n e c t i o n
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these newest One Ok Rock songs have been so good that i wish their whole discography was this peak, but nevertheless i'm really intrigued by this upcoming album cuz DAMN
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
these newest One Ok Rock songs have been so good that i wish their whole discography was this peak, but nevertheless i'm really intrigued by this upcoming album cuz DAMN
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It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I am terribly predictable
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I am terribly predictable
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Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
My wish has been granted
simultaneously had an easy day at work and beyond the most socially exhausting, they needa have me train more introverts man I do not have the power to talk to a yapster for 10 hours 😭😭
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 PM
My wish has been granted
simultaneously had an easy day at work and beyond the most socially exhausting, they needa have me train more introverts man I do not have the power to talk to a yapster for 10 hours 😭😭
December 3, 2024 at 4:33 AM
simultaneously had an easy day at work and beyond the most socially exhausting, they needa have me train more introverts man I do not have the power to talk to a yapster for 10 hours 😭😭
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YOU. YEAH, YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS SKEET, BUY BOTH GAMES SO WE CAN GET A THIRD ONE. PLEASE. NOW.
December 2, 2024 at 10:02 PM
YOU. YEAH, YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS SKEET, BUY BOTH GAMES SO WE CAN GET A THIRD ONE. PLEASE. NOW.
Finally got a new phone and actually have space to download Bluesky what's up nerds
December 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Finally got a new phone and actually have space to download Bluesky what's up nerds
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STARFIRE MIKUUUUUU
November 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
STARFIRE MIKUUUUUU
crazy how a just good ass milkshake cured my depression today
November 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
crazy how a just good ass milkshake cured my depression today
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