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raccoon who gets shot in the head 1 hundred million times a day
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ringtail bandit on WKNC 88.1
also a raccoon
they/it
old enough to buy drinks
nsfw shit on here so if that’s not for u don’t look ig
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winguthings.com
sums it up
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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horseonvhs.com
double date [2024]
A comic with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Trixie, and Starlight Glimmer on a double date. p1: Rainbow is ranting while Fluttershy smiles cheerfully at her. Starlight is speaking calmly, and Trixie is staring at Fluttershy worriedly. RD: ...and the kangaroo doesn't even talk for the rest of the movie! It's just a stupid dream sequence! He barely even raps in it, and I'm just supposed to accept that?! Come on!! SG: Well, I can see how that'd be frustrating but I don't know that you can sue the general concept of "the movies" p2: the focus shifts to Fluttershy and Trixie. p3: Trixie tries to smile. T: So... you, uh, like anima-- F, smiling: We don't have to talk p4: Trixie looks away while Fluttershy continues to smile at the offscreen Rainbow Dash
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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moonsprig.bsky.social
shape of the creature...why are you so paws
Silly simplified drawing of a Canada lynx trotting to the right. Its proportions are only slightly exaggerated to emphasize its massive, fluffy paws.
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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andraste.fuckbgp.com
art
a text post that says: I installed switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I look them in the eye, say "buckle up," and start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order. Then I'll drive like a grandma while refusing to answer any questions about the switches over a picture of a bank of 6 toggle switches with safety covers over a manual shifter in a car
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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poisonjr.bsky.social
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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hearthfox.bsky.social
Disjointed Mindscape
an abstract composition of a fox head
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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deerz.one
hasnt gone unnoticed to me how many Furry Music™ folks try to manifest this ideal of the furry consumer as being super ethical and enlightened. "furries are the best audience because our whole community revolves around supporting small creators and commissioning art, there's nothing like this!!" 1/5
dollartree.bsky.social dollar tree valid @dollartree.bsky.social · 3d
being a furry as a way to game the system towards building an immediate and loyal audience. and it's always these overtly political moves of using more credible or legitimate freaks in the scene to build associations with only to cash in those chips for a touring deal
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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nikonikonek000.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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ronkeyroo.bsky.social
I'll 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 through concrete
Past the dirt and through the cracks
There will be 𝙣𝙤 surface that keeps me down
August 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
knuckleballsandwich.neocities.org
this is something i think about constantly for teams in general

like, if you live in/near the city for the team, then yeah continuing to root for them makes total sense.

but, (and ill use the tigers as an example here) the tigers from when i first started following them in 2012 are an entirely...
shayjayck.bsky.social ShayJayCK @shayjayck.bsky.social · 1d
@jonbois.bsky.social I found this chart on the NewYorkMets subreddit by the user u/cm012776

Thought you might appreciate the style of this beauty.
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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thylema.bsky.social
cookie
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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emilylovescookies.bsky.social
madoka 💕🌎🌌
& happy 15th anniversary to the anime!!!
#fanart #madokamagica
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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antonarcana.gay
Local 30 year old caught zooming about; Could not be reached for comment because he refuses to talk to journalists
Digital doodle page of Anton the slightly chubby effeminate unicorn man using a green rollator. In one sketch he’s walking supported by it, and in the other he’s sitting on its seat with his legs crossed taking a smoke break. He is wearing a light yellow turtleneck with pink and orange stripes, brown denim shorts, and large gold circle glasses.
January 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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brain-d0g.bsky.social
purple fire
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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northerniion.bsky.social
all cops means sam and max
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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serafphim.bsky.social
go my little bunny rabbit
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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haaarpb.bsky.social
job hunting agaimn
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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bennjordan.bsky.social
Adventures in Post-America.
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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pussystage.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
cat dance

(12 minutes)
Four panels of a cat dancing in a strange way PANEL 1: Narrator: "The heaven you were raised to believe in has no accommodation for the you that was produced by that raising." PANEL 2: Narrator: "Success in our institutions is an acting competition for who can best model the role of normalcy on the decaying set" PANEL 3: Narrator: "Work all week to further your alienation and you earn an hour with a therapist so they can tell you to go easier on yourself" PANEL 4: Narrator: "Hazing is so prevalent in daily life that it is impolite to point it out."
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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rakubunn.bsky.social
#raccoon #furry #furryart #pastry
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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antonarcana.gay
My hungry ass could never work at the model train factory
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM