old alec kenobi
@knbi.bsky.social
a.k.a. Salty Bard 🌊
Wildly inconsistent.
Wildly inconsistent.
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
Just leave me here with a bag of plain potato chips and a bottle of vinegar based hot sauce.
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just leave me here with a bag of plain potato chips and a bottle of vinegar based hot sauce.
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Happy Halloween!! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy Halloween!! 🎃
Flight already delayed two hours, but it means more forced downtime to write this song. Silver lining?
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Flight already delayed two hours, but it means more forced downtime to write this song. Silver lining?
Very few things bring me a more consistent sense of fulfillment than searching for (and sometimes finding) the perfect acorn on a walk with my dog.
September 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Very few things bring me a more consistent sense of fulfillment than searching for (and sometimes finding) the perfect acorn on a walk with my dog.
I treated myself to a pair of pants (trousers) from a British company and forgot about all the new fees and tariffs. These better be the best and only pants I ever wear.
September 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I treated myself to a pair of pants (trousers) from a British company and forgot about all the new fees and tariffs. These better be the best and only pants I ever wear.
August was pretty as shit
September 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
August was pretty as shit
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'The findings add weight to a growing body of evidence that beavers may be acting as ecosystem engineers, reshaping waterways in ways that benefit not just their own survival, but that of entire landscapes.'
How Canada's buck-toothed national emblem could help fight wildfires | CBC News
New research out of the western U.S. suggests dams and ponds built by beavers can slow floods, store water and even create green firebreaks in wildfire-prone landscapes.
www.cbc.ca
August 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
'The findings add weight to a growing body of evidence that beavers may be acting as ecosystem engineers, reshaping waterways in ways that benefit not just their own survival, but that of entire landscapes.'
Sometimes a mother remembers to call you handsome and sometimes she calls to say, "happy birthday, lady," and you love her through it. I wonder if this is also Bruce Lee's water.
August 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sometimes a mother remembers to call you handsome and sometimes she calls to say, "happy birthday, lady," and you love her through it. I wonder if this is also Bruce Lee's water.
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Afanc - A legendary Welsh water creature that resided in Llyn-yr-Afanc (The Afanc Pool), when angered it would thrash about causing great floods along the banks of the river Conwy.
August 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Afanc - A legendary Welsh water creature that resided in Llyn-yr-Afanc (The Afanc Pool), when angered it would thrash about causing great floods along the banks of the river Conwy.
I am two days away from being able to legitimately say I am in my late thirties. COVID Time has been a trip.
August 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I am two days away from being able to legitimately say I am in my late thirties. COVID Time has been a trip.
Is there anything more ick than walking through spider silk on a humid evening? Probably, but I'm still grossed out.
August 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is there anything more ick than walking through spider silk on a humid evening? Probably, but I'm still grossed out.
Ugh, there is no wind today.
July 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ugh, there is no wind today.
You'd think I wasn't a virgo, by the way I just showed up at the office this morning without an appointment. 🤦🏻
July 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You'd think I wasn't a virgo, by the way I just showed up at the office this morning without an appointment. 🤦🏻
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We saw you across the tavern and liked your vibe
July 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We saw you across the tavern and liked your vibe
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Ducklings drop down into Lake Michigan through a hole in the concrete at Montrose Pier.
July 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ducklings drop down into Lake Michigan through a hole in the concrete at Montrose Pier.
Has someone made an "I asked ChatGPT—" version of the Batman smacking Robin meme yet? Because I need it.
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Has someone made an "I asked ChatGPT—" version of the Batman smacking Robin meme yet? Because I need it.
I've tried watching the new Nosferatu three times now and I keep falling asleep.
July 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I've tried watching the new Nosferatu three times now and I keep falling asleep.
no better way to start off one's weekend than by throwing on a random British crime show and splitting a couple raw carrots with the dog 🥕🔎🐾🙌🏼
July 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
no better way to start off one's weekend than by throwing on a random British crime show and splitting a couple raw carrots with the dog 🥕🔎🐾🙌🏼
The lady at the DMV-adjacent center thought my hair was brown, so I probably could have gotten away with saying I was 5'7".
June 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The lady at the DMV-adjacent center thought my hair was brown, so I probably could have gotten away with saying I was 5'7".
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It’s a meeeeee.
Transforming local stages - Chicago Reader
Nonbinary casting director and dramaturg Catherine MIller advocates for better representation onstage for trans and BIPOC performers.
chicagoreader.com
June 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s a meeeeee.
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please stop whatever you're doing and look at this coyote that the wildlife rehab center of MN posted. little grumpy baby.
June 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
please stop whatever you're doing and look at this coyote that the wildlife rehab center of MN posted. little grumpy baby.
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