El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
(Retired) Navy Chief, Current Dread Pirate Roberts, Twitter survivor, and aspiring Expat. I named my dog after Irish Whiskey and he likes it. Married to the smart & beautiful @tinkerissa.bsky.social
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El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
· Nov 13
🎵I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
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Bad Bunny saying "I.C.E. Out" a week before the Super Bowl knowing full well the NFL wouldn't dare do or say shit about it is fucking awesome.
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Bad Bunny saying "I.C.E. Out" a week before the Super Bowl knowing full well the NFL wouldn't dare do or say shit about it is fucking awesome.
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
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Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?
Maaaaan fuck.off lightning
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Maaaaan fuck.off lightning
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He's about to start shit at the Double Deuce
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
He's about to start shit at the Double Deuce
Shhhhhhh don't give that stupid motherfucker any ideas!!!!
A reminder that the Kennedy Center is the literal and legal and congressional designated presidential memorial to JFK. This would be like Trump tearing down the Lincoln Memorial to build something “better.”
He’s going to tear it down
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Shhhhhhh don't give that stupid motherfucker any ideas!!!!
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When the fuck will Americans get it through their head that being in the US illegally is a fucking misdemeanor normally punishable by a fine unless they person is a multiple offender? Why are we putting up with this extreme and illegal goddamn racism and going along with this fascist propaganda?
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
When the fuck will Americans get it through their head that being in the US illegally is a fucking misdemeanor normally punishable by a fine unless they person is a multiple offender? Why are we putting up with this extreme and illegal goddamn racism and going along with this fascist propaganda?
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The days we don’t hear about you? WHAT days we don’t hear about you? You travel with a movie crew and a makeup semi-trailer!
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The days we don’t hear about you? WHAT days we don’t hear about you? You travel with a movie crew and a makeup semi-trailer!
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Why am I not at all surprised?
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Why am I not at all surprised?
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I thought Americans were going to line up for these jobs after we deported everyone?
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I thought Americans were going to line up for these jobs after we deported everyone?
🤣🤣🤣
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
🤣🤣🤣
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Did not think I’d be seeing Jon Cooper a-lo marimbero… but okay.
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Did not think I’d be seeing Jon Cooper a-lo marimbero… but okay.
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I’m sure JD Vance’s tweet to own libs on the Epstein files release is going to be amazing since he’s been working on it for 3 days.
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I’m sure JD Vance’s tweet to own libs on the Epstein files release is going to be amazing since he’s been working on it for 3 days.
Of course they are
Special ring of hell has been reserved for him and all his cronies
Special ring of hell has been reserved for him and all his cronies
The Trump administration intends to appeal a judge’s order that released a 5-year-old child from ICE detention. This appeal could potentially lead to the child’s return to ICE custody.
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Of course they are
Special ring of hell has been reserved for him and all his cronies
Special ring of hell has been reserved for him and all his cronies
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While accepting her Grammy for Best R&B Performance for "Folded," Kehlani spoke out against ICE today.
February 1, 2026 at 11:02 PM
While accepting her Grammy for Best R&B Performance for "Folded," Kehlani spoke out against ICE today.
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Unreal. He’s shutting down the Kennedy Center, after his flunkies caused mass defections of artists?
Everything the man touches turns to ash. Our cultural heritage; destroyed. Our national treasures; plundered.
Everything the man touches turns to ash. Our cultural heritage; destroyed. Our national treasures; plundered.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Unreal. He’s shutting down the Kennedy Center, after his flunkies caused mass defections of artists?
Everything the man touches turns to ash. Our cultural heritage; destroyed. Our national treasures; plundered.
Everything the man touches turns to ash. Our cultural heritage; destroyed. Our national treasures; plundered.
Of course it was fucking Hagel
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Of course it was fucking Hagel
Fuck outta here Tafoya
Michele Tafoya pledges that if elected to the US Senate she will investigate who is paying the protesters in Minnesota
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Fuck outta here Tafoya
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Ava’s response to ICE after leaving WWE
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Ava’s response to ICE after leaving WWE
Because it's the only outlet that still buys that bullshit
"Other countries unloaded their mental institutions" -- Trump's cabinet members feel compelled to repeat his confused talking points on right-wing TV
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Because it's the only outlet that still buys that bullshit
Sounds like something a domestic terrorist would say
FOX & FRIENDS: Do you still believe that Alex Pretti is a domestic terrorist?
KRISTI NOEM: You know, we're gonna continue to go through with this investigation and deliver information as we go forward. We'll continue to give factual information.
KRISTI NOEM: You know, we're gonna continue to go through with this investigation and deliver information as we go forward. We'll continue to give factual information.
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Sounds like something a domestic terrorist would say
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We keep livin like we are in this shit show we're ALL gonna look like this in 20yrs. 🤣🤣🤣
You expect me to believe this is the same man less than 20 years apart?
February 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
We keep livin like we are in this shit show we're ALL gonna look like this in 20yrs. 🤣🤣🤣
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