El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
(Retired) Navy Chief, Current Dread Pirate Roberts, Twitter survivor, and aspiring Expat. I named my dog after Irish Whiskey and he likes it. Married to the smart & beautiful @tinkerissa.bsky.social
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El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
ยท Nov 13
๐ตI'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!๐ต
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!๐ต
Wait... there's still a team in miami?!?!
I've read this twice and I still don't know how to watch their games.
Marlins moving their games from FanDuel to MLB-run entity. How to watch the games.
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Wait... there's still a team in miami?!?!
Someone buy this chick a beer!
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Nancy Mace: "I had to come out with a genetic condition I've had all my life. I'm not allowed to drink or consume much in the way of alcohol. It's called hemochromatosis. If you do, it'll destroy your organs and you'll die at an early age, and I love life."
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Someone buy this chick a beer!
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Hahahahaha...
This motherfucker doesn't have friends ๐
Oh and the rest of it os absolute bullshit too
This motherfucker doesn't have friends ๐
Oh and the rest of it os absolute bullshit too
Trump: "They wanted me to go to jail for the rest of my life. Then it turned out I was innocent. Very innocent. I have a friend who said 'you have to be the most honest person anywhere in the world.'"
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Hahahahaha...
This motherfucker doesn't have friends ๐
Oh and the rest of it os absolute bullshit too
This motherfucker doesn't have friends ๐
Oh and the rest of it os absolute bullshit too
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Stoughton: "We've seen senior officials issue definitive, exonerating conclusions within hours of an incidentโfar sooner than would be possible with any careful inquiry...These statements signal that any oversight is purely performative, that accountability and outcomes are preordained."
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Stoughton: "We've seen senior officials issue definitive, exonerating conclusions within hours of an incidentโfar sooner than would be possible with any careful inquiry...These statements signal that any oversight is purely performative, that accountability and outcomes are preordained."
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The final witness is Seth Stoughton, a former police officer and law professor, begins with:
"This administration's approach to immigration enforcement falls far short of professional norms. This is not policing. This is not normal. And this is neither professionally nor democratically acceptable."
"This administration's approach to immigration enforcement falls far short of professional norms. This is not policing. This is not normal. And this is neither professionally nor democratically acceptable."
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The final witness is Seth Stoughton, a former police officer and law professor, begins with:
"This administration's approach to immigration enforcement falls far short of professional norms. This is not policing. This is not normal. And this is neither professionally nor democratically acceptable."
"This administration's approach to immigration enforcement falls far short of professional norms. This is not policing. This is not normal. And this is neither professionally nor democratically acceptable."
If there were any sense of karmatic justice a fucking meteor would destroy this abomination during it's grand opening
Trump: "This beautiful building will be, when complete, the much anticipated White House Ballroom โ The Greatest of its kind ever built!"
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
If there were any sense of karmatic justice a fucking meteor would destroy this abomination during it's grand opening
We don't deserve dogs
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
We don't deserve dogs
Damn...
In a normal world this shit would actually hit as hard as it should.
But here we are
In a normal world this shit would actually hit as hard as it should.
But here we are
Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Damn...
In a normal world this shit would actually hit as hard as it should.
But here we are
In a normal world this shit would actually hit as hard as it should.
But here we are
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Of course, this is his misogyny again since he reserves special venom for female reporters. It also comes right after I was thinking to myself that Kaitlan was hitting him with some of the best questions heโs faced in a while. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins for asking about justice for Epstein survivors: You are the worst reporter. I donโt think Iโve ever seen you smile. Your organization should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Of course, this is his misogyny again since he reserves special venom for female reporters. It also comes right after I was thinking to myself that Kaitlan was hitting him with some of the best questions heโs faced in a while. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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Maybe the next time Trump/Rubio/Leavitt go to โitโs a brutal war on both sidesโ to talk about Russiaโs invasion of Ukraine, someone can follow up with the simple fact that Russia bombs civilian population centers daily and Ukraine does not at all.
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Maybe the next time Trump/Rubio/Leavitt go to โitโs a brutal war on both sidesโ to talk about Russiaโs invasion of Ukraine, someone can follow up with the simple fact that Russia bombs civilian population centers daily and Ukraine does not at all.
Makes it soooooo much better
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Makes it soooooo much better
Then share it fuckface... if you had it you'd be on every news channel with pages and pages calling for them to be ousted
But no, all you have is bullshit allegations you can only spew on FUCKS news
But no, all you have is bullshit allegations you can only spew on FUCKS news
Sen. Tuberville: "We gotta get rid of these voting machines. There's a half dozen people here in the House and Senate that did not get elected. It was all bogus. We've seen the evidence."
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Then share it fuckface... if you had it you'd be on every news channel with pages and pages calling for them to be ousted
But no, all you have is bullshit allegations you can only spew on FUCKS news
But no, all you have is bullshit allegations you can only spew on FUCKS news
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I know weโve gotten used to it, but this type of behavior is disgusting and people should speak up about it
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I know weโve gotten used to it, but this type of behavior is disgusting and people should speak up about it
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BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
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Sadly, this is NOT satire.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sadly, this is NOT satire.
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BREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu just called for Deputy AG Todd Blancheโs resignation, and points out why partying with Epstein actually would be illegal.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
BREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu just called for Deputy AG Todd Blancheโs resignation, and points out why partying with Epstein actually would be illegal.
Was literally about to use this lol
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Was literally about to use this lol
Yes Carlos and those people are called fucking morons
Rep. Carlos Gimenez on Trump's lies about the 2020 election: "You may say 100 times that it's 'false claims,' but there are a number of people in this country that don't believe that, okay? They believe that something happened."
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Yes Carlos and those people are called fucking morons
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Insane messaging in this political environment. It's like Trump & Republicans are trying to create a Democratic realignment by intentionally pissing off voters who are angry at their governance.
MIKE JOHNSON: America is back! The hat is appropriate
TRUMP: It's a new hat. Just came out. 'America is back.' Look, CNN is thrilled. She never smiles. Someday I'll see her smile.
TRUMP: It's a new hat. Just came out. 'America is back.' Look, CNN is thrilled. She never smiles. Someday I'll see her smile.
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Insane messaging in this political environment. It's like Trump & Republicans are trying to create a Democratic realignment by intentionally pissing off voters who are angry at their governance.
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
You can always quit dumbass...
Fox 9 MN reporter Paul Blume: "SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, 'The system sucks, this job sucks' to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep"
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
You can always quit dumbass...