El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
(Retired) Navy Chief, Current Dread Pirate Roberts, Twitter survivor, and aspiring Expat. I named my dog after Irish Whiskey and he likes it. Married to the smart & beautiful @tinkerissa.bsky.social
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El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
· Nov 13
🎵I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
Y'all just cant make this shit easy can you lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Y'all just cant make this shit easy can you lol
Welp...
Jonesie got the goal
Jonesie got the goal
Seeeeeeeee was that so haaaaarrrddd! Lol
Verhaeghe...
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Welp...
Jonesie got the goal
Jonesie got the goal
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he's a white supremacist liar so he likes the website for white supremacist liars
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
he's a white supremacist liar so he likes the website for white supremacist liars
Seeeeeeeee was that so haaaaarrrddd! Lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Seeeeeeeee was that so haaaaarrrddd! Lol
Add Mikkola to this list as well
Goddamnit... Verhaeghe couldn't hit the damn ocean from the beach
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Add Mikkola to this list as well
Goddamnit... Verhaeghe couldn't hit the damn ocean from the beach
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Goddamnit... Verhaeghe couldn't hit the damn ocean from the beach
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
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Do political science profs have to explain to their students that, for most of American history, it was actually borderline unthinkable that elected officials and their spokespersons would constantly talk like trashy reality show contestants?
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do political science profs have to explain to their students that, for most of American history, it was actually borderline unthinkable that elected officials and their spokespersons would constantly talk like trashy reality show contestants?
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You would think that the 8 GOP Senators who are SO OUTRAGED that Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records that they want $1 million compensation would bring him in to testify IN A PUBLIC HEARING to explain why he did this. But no, they don’t want to do that. I wonder why?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You would think that the 8 GOP Senators who are SO OUTRAGED that Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records that they want $1 million compensation would bring him in to testify IN A PUBLIC HEARING to explain why he did this. But no, they don’t want to do that. I wonder why?
Verhaeghe...
a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Verhaeghe...
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“So let me get this straight:
When Republican lawmakers in Texas unilaterally redraw districts to lock in minority rule, the DOJ shrugs.
But when a blue state redraws lines with voter approval, suddenly it’s a federal emergency?
Funny how ‘rule of law’ keeps lining up with ‘rule of Republicans.’”
When Republican lawmakers in Texas unilaterally redraw districts to lock in minority rule, the DOJ shrugs.
But when a blue state redraws lines with voter approval, suddenly it’s a federal emergency?
Funny how ‘rule of law’ keeps lining up with ‘rule of Republicans.’”
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“So let me get this straight:
When Republican lawmakers in Texas unilaterally redraw districts to lock in minority rule, the DOJ shrugs.
But when a blue state redraws lines with voter approval, suddenly it’s a federal emergency?
Funny how ‘rule of law’ keeps lining up with ‘rule of Republicans.’”
When Republican lawmakers in Texas unilaterally redraw districts to lock in minority rule, the DOJ shrugs.
But when a blue state redraws lines with voter approval, suddenly it’s a federal emergency?
Funny how ‘rule of law’ keeps lining up with ‘rule of Republicans.’”
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“DeSantis loves to brag about Florida. Funny how he skips the part where Florida is #1 in foreclosures. Turns out ‘the free state of Florida’ is free to lose your home while he wages culture wars instead of fixing the economy.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“DeSantis loves to brag about Florida. Funny how he skips the part where Florida is #1 in foreclosures. Turns out ‘the free state of Florida’ is free to lose your home while he wages culture wars instead of fixing the economy.”
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What Would Jesus [Not] Do?
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What Would Jesus [Not] Do?
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Trump is more personally culpable for the high cost of housing than any undocumented immigrant ever could be.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trump is more personally culpable for the high cost of housing than any undocumented immigrant ever could be.
What fucking jobs do you think these "illegals" have that allows them to buy houses taht are $500k-$800k+?!?!
Last time I checked the day laborer or the person in the field dont have that kinda $$.
The illegals theyre rounding up aren't being picked up on Wallstreet
Last time I checked the day laborer or the person in the field dont have that kinda $$.
The illegals theyre rounding up aren't being picked up on Wallstreet
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What fucking jobs do you think these "illegals" have that allows them to buy houses taht are $500k-$800k+?!?!
Last time I checked the day laborer or the person in the field dont have that kinda $$.
The illegals theyre rounding up aren't being picked up on Wallstreet
Last time I checked the day laborer or the person in the field dont have that kinda $$.
The illegals theyre rounding up aren't being picked up on Wallstreet
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Thank god he has insurance, unlike millions of Americans.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thank god he has insurance, unlike millions of Americans.
Says the guy who was literally trying to deny money to feed said children
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Says the guy who was literally trying to deny money to feed said children
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If they were to do this shit they're even dumber than we thought lol
www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/miami...
www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/miami...
Dolphins linked to $230 million quarterback as Tua Tagovailoa replacement | Sporting News
Could there be a new quarterback under center for the Dolphins in 2026?
www.sportingnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If they were to do this shit they're even dumber than we thought lol
www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/miami...
www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/miami...
Longer to build equity...
AAAAAAAAAANDDDDD nearly double the amount paid in interest over the course of the loan
So there's that
AAAAAAAAAANDDDDD nearly double the amount paid in interest over the course of the loan
So there's that
Kevin Hassett: "The 50 year mortgage is just one of many many policies that are currently being studied ... the argument for it is that it would really lower the monthly payment. The downside is it would take longer to build equity in the home."
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Longer to build equity...
AAAAAAAAAANDDDDD nearly double the amount paid in interest over the course of the loan
So there's that
AAAAAAAAAANDDDDD nearly double the amount paid in interest over the course of the loan
So there's that
The Mike Johnson excuse, classic!
CNN: Do you still have a question about whether Donald Trump knew about the sexual abuse at the hands of Jeffrey Epstein?
GOP REP. PETE SESSIONS: Well, I've not gone through all of the documents
GOP REP. PETE SESSIONS: Well, I've not gone through all of the documents
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Mike Johnson excuse, classic!