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El Jeffe
@kmat21.bsky.social
(Retired) Navy Chief, Current Dread Pirate Roberts, Twitter survivor, and aspiring Expat. I named my dog after Irish Whiskey and he likes it. Married to the smart & beautiful @tinkerissa.bsky.social
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🎵I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm Kevin the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish cuz I drinks me Guinness
I'm Kevin the Sailor Maaaaan!🎵
Right?!?!?!

🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Court dismisses the indictment against former FBI Director James Comey on the grounds that Lindsey Halligan was unlawfully appointed interim US Attorney.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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no shit...
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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With alternate captain Aaron Ekblad out, the Florida Panthers played Saturday without letters on anyone’s jersey — yet they had three designated alternate captains.

How does that work?
This Florida Panthers Story Brought to You By the Letter ‘A’
SUNRISE — The Florida Panthers have three players who are designated to wear leadership letters on their jerseys: Captain Sasha Barkov, of course, gets the letter ‘C’, with Matthew Tkachuk and Aaron E...
floridahockeynow.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.

Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.

Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Whaaaaaat?!?! 😏
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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THICC PICK SIX
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
LOVE those Kelly Green Philly jerseys
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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an instant classic
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Y'all.....

FIU is bowl eligible for the first time since 2019

Paws up!
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The DoLOLphins cant disappoint any of the fan base by winning OR losing 🤣🤣
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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CASSIDY: I know it's titillating, but I think we need to move beyond the titillation

TAPPER: This isn't about titillation. This is about the fact that you are the chairman of the health committee and you voted to confirm somebody that by all accounts is actually making America less healthy
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Y'all...

The jersey came today and it is amazing. Love the old school look, feel, and fit

One of my favorite jerseys
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This kid is brilliant. Voice of a generation.
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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#TimeToHunt 🆚 #LetsGoOilers • 2025 NOV 22
Vid via @sportsnet
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Uvis Balinskis ➡️ Trent Frederic • #NHL #HFhits
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A little premature goalie pullation
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Verhaeghe...

Now would be a great time for you to find your fucking big boy pants
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Someone found a cheat code to unlock another level of Reinhart
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oh you know they ai t calling a fucking thing on Canadian Jesus
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Balinskis out here doin the lord's work
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Skiiiiiiinnnnneeeerrrrr
Skiiiiiiinnnnneeeerrrrr
Skiiiiiiinnnnneeeerrrrr
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Draisaitl interferes so McDavid can get a shot... no call

But call that..

Whatevs
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Shine on you crazy diamond

Pink Floyd
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And that sequence and almost INT is why they call a screen on 3rd and 5 🤣🤣🤣

Guess UM got a tarrif inflated QB
So all the millions they spent to get Beck to Miami and they call a screen on 3rd and 5 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM