King of Flop
LightNews LightNews
banner
kingofflop.bsky.social
King of Flop
@kingofflop.bsky.social
6K followers 1.1K following 1.9K posts
A comparatively fun flop era 🌈

LA📍

Existing in the context of all in which I live and what came before me…which basically means I’m a sucker for a 90s movie musical montage sequence
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
kingofflop.bsky.social
King of Flop @kingofflop.bsky.social · Dec 2
Okay, starting to understand the nuance between #vpl mondays and #fcf and I’m saddened to learn I’ve been failing you all on fridays. Hope these #whitebriefs meet the assignment for today
Hairy toned gay guy stands in his bathroom to for a timeless torso selfie in white Calvin Klein briefs. The light from the tiny bathroom window slaps for muscle and bulge definition, but also draws attention to disappointingly unironic tattoos of black birds across both sides of his ribs. Happy holidays
kingofflop.bsky.social
Tighty whities on a Tuesday? Groundbreaking
Kingofflop snapping a quick pic in his bathroom mirror wearing only his glasses a backward dodgers hat and white Calvin Klein briefs to say hello to the tighty whitey Tuesday bros
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Just keeping the Monday mods on their toes. 🫣

Happy skeeting, friends
Shirtless Kingofflop in yet another blue-tiled bathroom mirror selfie. This special edition denim edit features unbuttoned dad jeans to highlight his whitey tighties peaking out at his waist. Modest torso shred judiciously dusted with hair
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by King of Flop
thehighsign.bsky.social
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
I was just wondering the same thing… 🤔
Kingofflop laying in his bed shirtless with one arm folded behind his head giving hairy chest, armpit and a knowing closed-lip smile. Mustache has competition from his beard scruff so today may be a shave day.
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Dang, I guess unintentionally giving 2000s influencer is still giving 2000s influencer. Apologies 😓
Kingofflop standing with bare feet on a rocky slab beach in capri. He’s shot from behind because his blue speedo and yellow croakies matched the blue lounge chairs and yellow umbrellas — and his photographer prefers that view.
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
💥 Dodgers Win Game 2 💥

🌊🌴 See y’all in LA ☀️😎
a man in a dodgers uniform talks to another man
ALT: a man in a dodgers uniform talks to another man
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Mornin’ skeeters 🦋💙
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Vaxxed not waxed 💪🏼

Happy boosted Thursday to everyone except RFK and the like.
Shirtless and hairy Kingofflop standing in a white towel in his big blue California bathroom with matching blue Covid booster band aid and cutie little white heart on it. Prominent abs and pecs for your kind attention to this matter of course.
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Ready for whatever cums my way this #humpday 💦 😜

Have a good one y’all.
A nude Kingofflop soaking wet and shot from behind in a tiled shower room for humpday. His arms braced against the walls on each side, tensing his back muscles, ready for whatever happens next.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
All this talk of grey sweatpants made me sweat in my own…
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by King of Flop
rbreich.bsky.social
The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024.

Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.

The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.

Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M

See the problem?
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reposted by King of Flop
altnps.bsky.social
🐸
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Just looked in the mirror and this face is back… ⬇️⬇️⬇️

#Jocktober makes me so hungry 🥞
kingofflop.bsky.social King of Flop @kingofflop.bsky.social · Dec 15
My “make me pancakes” face. C’mon babe, pleeeeease 😏 🥞

#gaybsky #gymbro #jockstrap #sunday
A a very hungry, and slightly thirsty, Sunday jockstrap selfie of kingofflop. The sweaty black jock clinging his hairy toned body and come hither face with facial scruff that has almost moved into beard territory, is how he thinks he’ll lure you into making him pancakes.
October 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Good morning angels 🪽✨

go Dodgers
Kingofflop bored and taking airplane bathroom selfies. All black cargos and crop top pulled apart for a little flax of the abs on this thirsty Thursday. Black and gold LA hat because … GO DODGERS
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Fit check
#jocktober
Kingofflop wearing jocktober essentials for a quick fit check selfie. A black bike jockstrap and camo hat. What more could you need, bro?
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Halloween just got a whole lot less complicated 🙂‍↕️

Also, what is happening with iPhone auto exposure these days?
Kingofflop bathroom morning mirror selfie with typical toned physique and modest vpl in soft blue boxer briefs. Red light therapy mask featured is pulling double duty as the Halloween costume of choice this year.
October 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
My breakfast of champions. What’s yours? 😜
Kingofflop pic of his breakfast in bed also featuring his white FTL briefs bulge. Selena Gomez Oreos and black coffee are next level together
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Thank god she taught me how to openly sob without shame. Gonna need that today.
Love you always, Diane
October 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
cheer me up? 🙇🏻‍♂️
Kingofflop standing shirtless in his bathroom mirror after chest day. Vintage ripped 2000s denim slung low enough to require strategic trimming
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by King of Flop
acyn.bsky.social
Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.
October 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Knuckle up 🥊
Post- kickboxing fitness check in. Kingofflop standing shirtless and sweaty with cap backwards and his desert camo cargos unbuttoned and ready to drop. Black bird rib tattoo decals and boxing gloves sold separately.
October 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
There’s that empty you-shaped spot again… 🙇🏻‍♂️💙
Kingofflop in his capri blue briefs sunbathing on a yacht along the Amalfi coast. His arm draped across a railing is just waiting for you to come and nestle in.
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Y’all… that first workout back after a vacation and cold… sheesh 🫨😮‍💨
Kingofflop in his little home gym shirtless (of course). The scruff around the mustache is the giveaway that he was down with a cold and back for some much needed attention. Always black shorts to match the bird tattoos on his ribs. Full upper body for first day back. Traps, pecs, biceps, abs. Legs will not be pictured until they’ve had their day.
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind in the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
kingofflop.bsky.social
Hey sailor 🫡
Kingofflop on a boat sporting his signature mustache and abs and wearing only a blue speedo while appropriately posed on his knees
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM