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King of Flop
@kingofflop.bsky.social
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A comparatively fun flop era 🌈

LA📍

Existing in the context of all in which I live and what came before me…which basically means I’m a sucker for a 90s movie musical montage sequence
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babe, I think we overslept 😬😴
Kingofflop laying shirtless in signature pillow talk pose on red and white plaid. one arm raised for armpit enjoyment and a flirty smirk on his morning face. Nips and pits all moderately hairy for textured play
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Tighty whities on a Tuesday? Groundbreaking
Kingofflop snapping a quick pic in his bathroom mirror wearing only his glasses a backward dodgers hat and white Calvin Klein briefs to say hello to the tighty whitey Tuesday bros
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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😜
Extra close up shot of a green eye and a mustache. Both property of Kingofflop
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Just keeping the Monday mods on their toes. 🫣

Happy skeeting, friends
Shirtless Kingofflop in yet another blue-tiled bathroom mirror selfie. This special edition denim edit features unbuttoned dad jeans to highlight his whitey tighties peaking out at his waist. Modest torso shred judiciously dusted with hair
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I was just wondering the same thing… 🤔
Kingofflop laying in his bed shirtless with one arm folded behind his head giving hairy chest, armpit and a knowing closed-lip smile. Mustache has competition from his beard scruff so today may be a shave day.
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Dang, I guess unintentionally giving 2000s influencer is still giving 2000s influencer. Apologies 😓
Kingofflop standing with bare feet on a rocky slab beach in capri. He’s shot from behind because his blue speedo and yellow croakies matched the blue lounge chairs and yellow umbrellas — and his photographer prefers that view.
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Mornin’ skeeters 🦋💙
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Vaxxed not waxed 💪🏼

Happy boosted Thursday to everyone except RFK and the like.
Shirtless and hairy Kingofflop standing in a white towel in his big blue California bathroom with matching blue Covid booster band aid and cutie little white heart on it. Prominent abs and pecs for your kind attention to this matter of course.
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Ready for whatever cums my way this #humpday 💦 😜

Have a good one y’all.
A nude Kingofflop soaking wet and shot from behind in a tiled shower room for humpday. His arms braced against the walls on each side, tensing his back muscles, ready for whatever happens next.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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All this talk of grey sweatpants made me sweat in my own…
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Anytime, babe 🫶🏻
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Good morning angels 🪽✨

go Dodgers
Kingofflop bored and taking airplane bathroom selfies. All black cargos and crop top pulled apart for a little flax of the abs on this thirsty Thursday. Black and gold LA hat because … GO DODGERS
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Fit check
#jocktober
Kingofflop wearing jocktober essentials for a quick fit check selfie. A black bike jockstrap and camo hat. What more could you need, bro?
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Halloween just got a whole lot less complicated 🙂‍↕️

Also, what is happening with iPhone auto exposure these days?
Kingofflop bathroom morning mirror selfie with typical toned physique and modest vpl in soft blue boxer briefs. Red light therapy mask featured is pulling double duty as the Halloween costume of choice this year.
October 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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My breakfast of champions. What’s yours? 😜
Kingofflop pic of his breakfast in bed also featuring his white FTL briefs bulge. Selena Gomez Oreos and black coffee are next level together
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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cheer me up? 🙇🏻‍♂️
Kingofflop standing shirtless in his bathroom mirror after chest day. Vintage ripped 2000s denim slung low enough to require strategic trimming
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Knuckle up 🥊
Post- kickboxing fitness check in. Kingofflop standing shirtless and sweaty with cap backwards and his desert camo cargos unbuttoned and ready to drop. Black bird rib tattoo decals and boxing gloves sold separately.
October 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I didn’t zoom but… 👅
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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There’s that empty you-shaped spot again… 🙇🏻‍♂️💙
Kingofflop in his capri blue briefs sunbathing on a yacht along the Amalfi coast. His arm draped across a railing is just waiting for you to come and nestle in.
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Y’all… that first workout back after a vacation and cold… sheesh 🫨😮‍💨
Kingofflop in his little home gym shirtless (of course). The scruff around the mustache is the giveaway that he was down with a cold and back for some much needed attention. Always black shorts to match the bird tattoos on his ribs. Full upper body for first day back. Traps, pecs, biceps, abs. Legs will not be pictured until they’ve had their day.
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Hey sailor 🫡
Kingofflop on a boat sporting his signature mustache and abs and wearing only a blue speedo while appropriately posed on his knees
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Birthmark says good morning. We saved you a seat. ☕️👋🏻 #mcm
Black and white image of Kingofflop’s torso with his bed sheets pulled down allowing the birthmark on his hip to make a cameo during this Monday morning coffee check.
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Is this anything?
Kingofflop morning feet reveal with an anon hotel buddy. Trousers were optional and I opted out
September 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Bon soir skeeters 🦋
Kingofflop in ball cap feeling… secure Lock & chain necklace and grey slutty tank top sold separately
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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This is where I skeet from:
Kingofflop’s iphone screen with chatgpt widget open and ready for business
September 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM