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Adam
@kineticsquirrel.bsky.social
He/Him | Cyber Security Analyst | Occasional drawing attempt-er | Mostly just nonsense & vidya games

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I can't believe Undertale is old enough to drive
September 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I try to keep my eyes to myself at the gym, but a bunch of people brought in a birthday cake and sang happy birthday to somebody

It was hard to look away
September 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I haven't played or watched Minecraft stuff for years but DAMN, that 1000 player rich and poor thing was amazing
September 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Hi there Steam Summer Sale, please be gentle with me 👉👈
June 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me: *pays for parking*

My inbox, somehow: "How did we do? Please give us feedback on your experience paying for parking!"
June 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo Switch 2 Joycon Designers Still Yet to Discover Concept of Ergonomics
June 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Lol
June 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Reposted by Adam
at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Why do the latest round of AI slop images infesting the internet all look like they were dragged out of a septic tank
May 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Whoa
April 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
April 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Man I really wanna get back into drawing / attempting creative stuff, my brain's just refusing to cooperate at all
April 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Reposted by Adam
I hate it when they try to coin a new word. Every advert on tv is now like “bankfulness - that feeling when your bank is your friend”. Fuck off
editor.scot Leona @editor.scot · Apr 11
possibly an old person opinion: I hate wacky, infantilised marketing. I just want a biscuit, not an ‘oaty dunker’ 😔
April 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Can't believe we got "The un-extinction of dire wolves" before we got "Bloodborne PC"
April 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I just learned about the existence of Resplendant Quetzals, this is important
March 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wanna exercise your body?
Go to a gym

Wanna exercise your brain?
Learn a thing

Wanna exercise your immune system?
Become an uncle
March 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"Is the meteor going to -"

Maybe but we have a plan
February 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Just like the final evolutionary stage for most organisms is "Crab", the final evolutionary stage for most YouTube variety shows is "Eat food"
February 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
After using it for a couple of weeks with no sign of it catching fire or exploding or melting, I think I can now safely say that I have successfully built a PC for the first time in my life!
February 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Something something retain physical media
January 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
IKEA should implement a "Fast travel to checkout" system
January 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Spotify what part of "Please hide/don't play this specific song, it is AI slop" do you not understand
January 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Is Marfel Rifles good if you are bad at video game
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
2025, day 1: I have made a small man
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM