kindmachetehag
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Explorers find Irony Leftist still doing Slavoj Zizek impressions deep within Amazon Rainforest
November 27, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Explorers find Irony Leftist still doing Slavoj Zizek impressions deep within Amazon Rainforest
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The powers that be fucked up by letting me get a stand mixer with all the pasta making attachments. I’m pennepilled and manicottimaxxing
June 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
The powers that be fucked up by letting me get a stand mixer with all the pasta making attachments. I’m pennepilled and manicottimaxxing
dyeing eggs in march feels improper
March 30, 2024 at 5:31 PM
dyeing eggs in march feels improper
alfredo isn’t great tbqh
March 23, 2024 at 8:14 PM
alfredo isn’t great tbqh
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It’s so mysterious when a houseplant thrives
February 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM
It’s so mysterious when a houseplant thrives
kid art: blue blub daddy
February 27, 2024 at 2:14 AM
kid art: blue blub daddy
i need a docuseries on forts
February 23, 2024 at 6:46 PM
i need a docuseries on forts
pudding isn’t as romantic as i want it to be
February 14, 2024 at 1:10 AM
pudding isn’t as romantic as i want it to be
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Bus drivers in Honolulu have a shaka switch they turn on when someone lets them merge and it displays a shaka & mahalo on a screen in the back 🤙
February 13, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Bus drivers in Honolulu have a shaka switch they turn on when someone lets them merge and it displays a shaka & mahalo on a screen in the back 🤙
if it has molasses, i’m making it
February 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
if it has molasses, i’m making it
figured out why my house smells like butterscotch
February 2, 2024 at 7:49 PM
figured out why my house smells like butterscotch
blood orange season alleviates a smidgen of my depression
February 1, 2024 at 3:38 AM
blood orange season alleviates a smidgen of my depression
in the past two days, the birds went through a whole suet cake and 6lbs of birdseed 🥶
January 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
in the past two days, the birds went through a whole suet cake and 6lbs of birdseed 🥶
vatrushki hours
December 31, 2023 at 10:40 PM
vatrushki hours
day 3 of vegetarian shuba and i’m not mad about it
December 28, 2023 at 9:57 PM
day 3 of vegetarian shuba and i’m not mad about it
marzipan tastes like it could be poison
December 19, 2023 at 1:03 AM
marzipan tastes like it could be poison
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if we want the rewards of being loved we have to fucking shower once in a while
December 10, 2023 at 5:18 PM
if we want the rewards of being loved we have to fucking shower once in a while
spaetzle-pilled
November 29, 2023 at 5:41 PM
spaetzle-pilled
sometimes i feel like phil collins in a bone thugz music video
November 17, 2023 at 5:38 PM
sometimes i feel like phil collins in a bone thugz music video
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
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It must be so satisfying to be a corydoras catfish and discover a rich vein of food particles after getting your face way down into some fine-grained, whisker-friendly substrate
November 5, 2023 at 7:40 PM
It must be so satisfying to be a corydoras catfish and discover a rich vein of food particles after getting your face way down into some fine-grained, whisker-friendly substrate
me, admiring: your girl is adept with an L key
November 4, 2023 at 3:43 PM
me, admiring: your girl is adept with an L key
finally some high altitude baking wins
October 24, 2023 at 8:37 PM
finally some high altitude baking wins
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sci fi planets always got those big ass moons. shows youre not in kansas
October 6, 2023 at 5:05 PM
sci fi planets always got those big ass moons. shows youre not in kansas