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Kim Berg Hansen: SQL ♠ 🤓 👨‍🍳 🍺
@kibeha.dk
Danish geek 🤓 Oracle SQL & PL/SQL Developer ♠ ACE Director 4️⃣2️⃣ #SYM42 👨‍🍳 Likes to cook 🚀 Reads sci-fi 🍺 Beer Enthusiast 🏢 Cegal Danmark A/S 🧑‍💻 https://kibeha.dk
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You want to read the book?

www.apress.com/gp/book/9781...
www.amazon.com/Practical-Or...

You want to taste the beer?

Be at #POUG2025 poug.org/en/edycja/po...

Lucky you if you have a ticket - it's sold out.
Be faster next year!

( @pougorg.bsky.social organizes awesome conferences 🍻😁)
Some of the first batch of Monks and Nuns (the first beer in the Practical Oracle Beer series - www.kibeha.dk/p/practical-... ) is canned and ready to travel to #POUG2025 🍺
How ‘bout humanity get a grip and prove Calvin wrong this New Year?
One of the many truths about life… #CalvinandHobbes
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Glædelig Jul 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Looking for speakers for your meetup or conference? Check out @sessionize.com Speakers Directory:

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As an example, here you can see all the sessions I can offer:

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(Chosen as Speaker of the Day for Christmas Eve 🎅🎄😄)
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's one of those days...

Select from pipelined table function that returns 1001 columns.
All is good in Oracle 10.1.0.5.0.
After migrating to 10.2.0.5.0, parse of "select *" takes 35 seconds - parse of select few columns is fine.

This is archeology and I can't find anything wrong...
December 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Oracle SQLcl Version 25.4 is available, NOW.

Improvements for both 👩‍💻 and 🤖!
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Ooh ooh I want a Santa hat too 😍

(A real one, not photoshopped 😉)
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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#ProTip for Slack users:

When replying in a thread:
- Leave "Also send to # {channelname}" checkbox empty !!

(Unless you really *really* feel your reply warrants a separate new post on channel level and notifying everybody that this is intended as more than *just* an in-thread reply.)

#JustGrumpy
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Congrats to the top 3 players in the Oracle Dev Gym weekly database quiz for Nov

1 Stelios Vlasopoulos
2 mentzel.iudith
3 seanm95

🍾🎉👏

Well done to all who took part

Join the fun and practice your #SQL skills at devgym.oracle.com/pls/apex/f?p...
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I ... am ... pumped....
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I did - you should too!
HEUTE! Mitternacht! 👻
APEX Connect 2026 - Call for Papers noch bis morgen!!!

Gebt Euren Abstract den letzten Schliff, und dann ab damit: apex.doag.org/de/home/

Wir freuen uns drauf! 😍

#APEXconn26 #orclAPEX #SQL #PLSQL #solutions #community
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Like #SQL?

Like puzzles?

Try #SQuizL

A free, daily guess-the-SQL statement quiz

You have up to six attempts to complete the statement on the top left using the fragments below

There's a new statement to guess at every day at midnight UTC

Play now at buff.ly/Myg8265
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Kaum zu glauben, dass die DOAG K+A schon wieder eine Woche her ist.
So viele inspirierende Gespräche, starke Sessions und kleine, lustige Momente – höchste Zeit für einen Blick zurück! 😃
Ob auf der #DOAG2025, #LowCodeCreator oder #KINavigator – was waren eure Highlights? 😊
#DOAGDevs
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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How to win [or at least not suck] at the conference abstract submission game rmoff.net/2020/01/16/h...
How to win [or at least not suck] at the conference abstract submission game
Just over a year ago, I put together the crudely-titled "Quick Thoughts on Not Writing a Crap Abstract" after reviewing a few dozen conference abstracts. This time around I’ve had the honour of being…
rmoff.net
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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"Oh, I'll just attend the webinar"
"Maybe I will download the slides"

Neither of that will EVER reproduce the value of sharing your knowledge and experiences face to face with your community colleagues at a meetup.

Support your local user group
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
A double feature at APEX Nordic Tour:

APEX New Features part 1 and 2 by @mennooo.bsky.social and Fanel Secara

#orclAPEX #APEXNordic2025 #DOUG
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The next topic of the Nordic APEX Tour in Copenhagen is APEX Search Configurations by @niallmcp.bsky.social

#orclAPEX #APEXNordic2025 #DOUG #OracleACE
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Next up @kaidonato.bsky.social speaking on offline APEX.

#orclAPEX #APEXNordic2025 #DOUG
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The Oracle APEX Nordic Tour 2025 Fall Edition is kicking off in Copenhagen with a keynote by Menno Hoogendijk

#orclAPEX #APEXNordic2025 #DOUG
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
“blandify”…

💯
Great tips! 2 more I’d add 1) In today’s blah blah age...please don’t let AI “polish” your abstract. Proofread, fine. But don’t let it blandify your ideas/style.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM