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Kim Berg Hansen: SQL ♠ 🤓 👨‍🍳 🍺
@kibeha.dk
Danish geek 🤓 Oracle SQL & PL/SQL Developer ♠ ACE Director 4️⃣2️⃣ #SYM42 👨‍🍳 Likes to cook 🚀 Reads sci-fi 🍺 Beer Enthusiast 🏢 Cegal Danmark A/S 🧑‍💻 https://kibeha.dk
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You want to read the book?

www.apress.com/gp/book/9781...
www.amazon.com/Practical-Or...

You want to taste the beer?

Be at #POUG2025 poug.org/en/edycja/po...

Lucky you if you have a ticket - it's sold out.
Be faster next year!

( @pougorg.bsky.social organizes awesome conferences 🍻😁)
Some of the first batch of Monks and Nuns (the first beer in the Practical Oracle Beer series - www.kibeha.dk/p/practical-... ) is canned and ready to travel to #POUG2025 🍺
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Think you know about #SQL performance?

Take this 3-minute indexing quiz by @winand.at

A simple test that 60% fail!

buff.ly/5C4XZ7N

Did you pass? Let us know how you did!
3-Minute Quiz: What do you know about SQL performance?
Just 5 questions to see how much you know about SQL performance. Never make these mistakes again.
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Save the date: March 25th! We're launching a webinar series primarily aimed at our female audience, but also open to all.
Bonus mischief: we'll open #POUG2026 ticket sales during that webinar - yes, early-bird goodies will drop.
CC: @andreakennel.bsky.social
pwowwebinar1.konfeo.com/pl/groups
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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@carajan.bsky.social eröffnet das noon2noon "KI für den DBA" in Hannover - Let the games begin! @oracleace.bsky.social #26ai
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”

hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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1Password not mincing words here:

"If you are experimenting with OpenClaw, do not do it on a company device. Full stop."

"If you have already run OpenClaw on a work device, treat it as a potential incident and engage your security team immediately."

1password.com/blog/from-ma...
From magic to malware: How OpenClaw's agent skills become an attack surface | 1Password
The same capabilities that make OpenClaw a groundbreaking tool also make it an urgent security risk. This blog contains confirmed examples of agent skills being used as malware vectors, and advice on ...
1password.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
🎉I'm on the agenda of #apexconn26 🎉

my.doag.org/events/apex-...

See you in May 👍

#orclapex #oracleace
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Congrats to the winners in the Oracle Dev Gym championships!

1st Andrey Zaytsev
2nd mentzel.iudith
3rd whab@tele2.at

🏆🍾

👏 to all competitors; we hope you enjoyed the challenge

Thanks to @kibeha.dk and @anthony-harper.bsky.social for writing & reviewing quizzes

blogs.oracle.com/sql/announci...
blogs.oracle.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
It's tough to compete in the Oracle Dev Gym annual championships, and you only get to do it if you've been good in the tournament over a whole year. So the the championship competitors are the cream of the crop.

Even so they may need your good luck wishes...
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Oh dang, now I can't break the DevGym data anymore 😇
With assertions in 23.26.1 you can define cross-table constraints

Answers can only be submitted while a question is live
Every question must have at least one choice
Only one choice can be true for single-choice questions

Find out how in my latest post blogs.oracle.com/sql/how-to-d...
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This deserves a second quote post for #orclAPEX developers.

I know I'm gonna have to revisit code...
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Be explicit!

.

(Or Connor's gonna get ya 😇)
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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Oracle Database is entering a new era with Oracle 26ai, bringing AI-native capabilities directly into the core of the database.
Join us at the #OracleBeerBern meetup to learn more about.
@oracleace.bsky.social

🍻🍻 👇👇
www.meetup.com/oracle-beer/...
Oracle 26ai for DBAs, Thu, Feb 12, 2026, 6:00 PM | Meetup
Oracle Database is entering a new era with **Oracle 26ai**, bringing AI-native capabilities directly into the core of the database. But what does this really mean for **DBA
www.meetup.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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🍺🚀 Oracle Beer Meetup – Bern
Join us for an on-site session on Oracle Database 26ai for Devs with
@connormcd.bsky.social
on Mar 23 at Denkbar by Edorex.
Tech talk + beers + great people. 🍻
👉 RSVP: meetup.com/oracle-beer/...
@oracleace
#Meetup #Oracle26ai
Oracle 26ai for Devs – On-site in Bern 🇨🇭🍺, Mon, Mar 23, 2026, 6:00 PM | Meetup
Join us for the next **Oracle Beer Bern** meetup as we dive into **Oracle Database 26ai** and what it means for developers. We’re excited to welcome **Connor McDonald** **o
meetup.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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Upgrade Workshops in Copenhagen, Munich and Berlin

Your chance to sign up NOW! We are going to run Full Day Oracle AI Database 26ai Upgrade Workshops in Copenhagen, Munich and Berlin. And this is NOT a repeat - it is the 2nd edition of the workshop you may have attended last year in spring with…
Upgrade Workshops in Copenhagen, Munich and Berlin
Your chance to sign up NOW! We are going to run Full Day Oracle AI Database 26ai Upgrade Workshops in Copenhagen, Munich and Berlin. And this is NOT a repeat - it is the 2nd edition of the workshop you may have attended last year in spring with brand-new content, new features. As usual, zero marketing - just tech…
mikedietrichde.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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Oracle AI Database 26ai for Linux x86‑64 is finally here - and with AutoUpgrade, setting it up is easier than ever.

www.martinberger.swiss/posts/2026/2...

@oracleace.bsky.social @dohdatabase.com @mikedietrichde.com

#community #curiosity #passion #38743961 #38842609 #6880880
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
23.26.1 New Features:

docs.oracle.com/en/database/...

🤓
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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OMG ... I can't believe it. It is really gonna happen! #ComingSoon
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 AM
What privilege do I need to be able to execute:

alter session set plsql_function_dynamic_stats = 'PREFERENCE';

in an Always Free 23.26.1 database?

I've granted ALTER SESSION and DB_DEVELOPER_ROLE, but I still get ORA-01031: insufficient privileges

Is it simply not allowed on Always Free?
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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A full-day, in-person workshop for free. All tech, no marketing!
Free Upgrade/Patching/Migration Workshops In Denmark, Sweden and Finland
A full-day, in-person workshop for free. All tech, no marketing!
dohdatabase.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 AM
ETM 😁💯😇
The fantasy of being productive is often way more satisfying than the actual work itself. #CalvinandHobbes #TimeManagement
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 AM
About COMPATIBLE...

These days RU's are full of features, so mikedietrichde.com/2019/04/10/s... isn't as true as it was. I look at mikedietrichde.com/2019/04/17/w... and I'm still in doubt.

Are there other dangers in increasing COMPATIBLE from 19.0.0 to 19.11.0 beside not being able to downgrade?
January 9, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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Heads up for long term LiveSQL users:
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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Congrats to 2025's top 3 players in the Oracle Dev Gym Weekly DB quiz

1st Stelios Vlasopoulos
2nd Andrey Zaytsev
3rd mentzel.iudith

🏆🎉

They & the rest of the top 50 players qualify for the annual championships, scheduled for

Thurs 29th Jan at 2pm UTC

blogs.oracle.com/sql/announci...
blogs.oracle.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM