Kim Berg Hansen: SQL ♠ 🤓 👨🍳 🍺
@kibeha.dk
Danish geek 🤓 Oracle SQL & PL/SQL Developer ♠ ACE Director 4️⃣2️⃣ #SYM42 👨🍳 Likes to cook 🚀 Reads sci-fi 🍺 Beer Enthusiast 🏢 Cegal Danmark A/S 🧑💻 https://kibeha.dk
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
@dbandycapp.bsky.social keenly observes that the Feedback to Oracle PMs session at #DOAG2025 has so many speakers they won’t all fit in the Powerpoint template 😁.
Starting in room Stockholm in 2 minutes!
Starting in room Stockholm in 2 minutes!
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
@dbandycapp.bsky.social keenly observes that the Feedback to Oracle PMs session at #DOAG2025 has so many speakers they won’t all fit in the Powerpoint template 😁.
Starting in room Stockholm in 2 minutes!
Starting in room Stockholm in 2 minutes!
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In future release:
Avoid AI hallucinations by not having AI generate SQL, but instead just pick from a set of pre-written trusted SQL.
Yes 💪, I will not be out of a job 😁👍
#DOAG2025
Avoid AI hallucinations by not having AI generate SQL, but instead just pick from a set of pre-written trusted SQL.
Yes 💪, I will not be out of a job 😁👍
#DOAG2025
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
In future release:
Avoid AI hallucinations by not having AI generate SQL, but instead just pick from a set of pre-written trusted SQL.
Yes 💪, I will not be out of a job 😁👍
#DOAG2025
Avoid AI hallucinations by not having AI generate SQL, but instead just pick from a set of pre-written trusted SQL.
Yes 💪, I will not be out of a job 😁👍
#DOAG2025
Prepping the SQL Notebook for use in a few hours.
Join @dbandycapp.bsky.social and me for a Select AI Funhouse session in room Stockholm at 12:00 at #DOAG2025
#OracleACE @oracleace.bsky.social @doagev.bsky.social
Join @dbandycapp.bsky.social and me for a Select AI Funhouse session in room Stockholm at 12:00 at #DOAG2025
#OracleACE @oracleace.bsky.social @doagev.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Prepping the SQL Notebook for use in a few hours.
Join @dbandycapp.bsky.social and me for a Select AI Funhouse session in room Stockholm at 12:00 at #DOAG2025
#OracleACE @oracleace.bsky.social @doagev.bsky.social
Join @dbandycapp.bsky.social and me for a Select AI Funhouse session in room Stockholm at 12:00 at #DOAG2025
#OracleACE @oracleace.bsky.social @doagev.bsky.social
Mingling at the first break of @nloug.bsky.social #dcd2025 #octemea2025 at Oracle Utrecht.
A great thing at OUG events - having networking time 👍.
A great thing at OUG events - having networking time 👍.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Mingling at the first break of @nloug.bsky.social #dcd2025 #octemea2025 at Oracle Utrecht.
A great thing at OUG events - having networking time 👍.
A great thing at OUG events - having networking time 👍.
Private Agent Sandesh Rao doing the final keynote of #DOUGDay2025
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Private Agent Sandesh Rao doing the final keynote of #DOUGDay2025
Full dev track at #DOUGDay2025 continues for Hans Viehmann talking about Modernizing applications using SQL Tuning Sets and Graphs
@oracleugs.bsky.social
@oracleugs.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Full dev track at #DOUGDay2025 continues for Hans Viehmann talking about Modernizing applications using SQL Tuning Sets and Graphs
@oracleugs.bsky.social
@oracleugs.bsky.social
Full house for @evrocs.bsky.social talking about sqlcl at #DOUGDay2025
@oracleace.bsky.social @sym42.bsky.social
@oracleace.bsky.social @sym42.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Full house for @evrocs.bsky.social talking about sqlcl at #DOUGDay2025
@oracleace.bsky.social @sym42.bsky.social
@oracleace.bsky.social @sym42.bsky.social
Looks like it’ll be “Select AI Funhouse with 23ai” that’ll be the session I will do in about 10 minutes at #DOUGDay2025
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Looks like it’ll be “Select AI Funhouse with 23ai” that’ll be the session I will do in about 10 minutes at #DOUGDay2025
Next up in #DOUGDay2025 developer track is Hans Viehmann on Location Intelligence.
Zero slides, 100% demo 👍
Zero slides, 100% demo 👍
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Next up in #DOUGDay2025 developer track is Hans Viehmann on Location Intelligence.
Zero slides, 100% demo 👍
Zero slides, 100% demo 👍
The developer track of #DOUGDay2025 starts of with @evrocs.bsky.social explaining all about #SQL Macros
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The developer track of #DOUGDay2025 starts of with @evrocs.bsky.social explaining all about #SQL Macros
#DOUGDay2025 is kicking off with DOUG President Jeannette Holland and Oracle Country Leader Marc Jardorf
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
#DOUGDay2025 is kicking off with DOUG President Jeannette Holland and Oracle Country Leader Marc Jardorf
@dbandycapp.bsky.social and I enroute to Bucharest and RoOUG #ConTech2025 #octemea25
This was supposed to have been view of AMS, but due to last minute rebooking by KLM it is WAW.
No matter, we end up at OTP either way, and judging by Heineken taps, this might as well have been Schiphol. 😁
This was supposed to have been view of AMS, but due to last minute rebooking by KLM it is WAW.
No matter, we end up at OTP either way, and judging by Heineken taps, this might as well have been Schiphol. 😁
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
@dbandycapp.bsky.social and I enroute to Bucharest and RoOUG #ConTech2025 #octemea25
This was supposed to have been view of AMS, but due to last minute rebooking by KLM it is WAW.
No matter, we end up at OTP either way, and judging by Heineken taps, this might as well have been Schiphol. 😁
This was supposed to have been view of AMS, but due to last minute rebooking by KLM it is WAW.
No matter, we end up at OTP either way, and judging by Heineken taps, this might as well have been Schiphol. 😁
"So the AI makes the perfectly logical decision, to make shit up!"
Well, this quote is from a comic strip set in the future and dealing with self-aware AI, but somehow it feels relevant to present day too 😇
( Source: www.poisonedminds.com/d/20251024.h... )
Well, this quote is from a comic strip set in the future and dealing with self-aware AI, but somehow it feels relevant to present day too 😇
( Source: www.poisonedminds.com/d/20251024.h... )
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
"So the AI makes the perfectly logical decision, to make shit up!"
Well, this quote is from a comic strip set in the future and dealing with self-aware AI, but somehow it feels relevant to present day too 😇
( Source: www.poisonedminds.com/d/20251024.h... )
Well, this quote is from a comic strip set in the future and dealing with self-aware AI, but somehow it feels relevant to present day too 😇
( Source: www.poisonedminds.com/d/20251024.h... )
Umbrellas are a necessity ☔️
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Umbrellas are a necessity ☔️
Unboxing #OracleACE swag is early Christmas 😍.
Thank you, @oracleace.bsky.social .
Those umbrellas will come in handy.
(I suppose that makes @gvenzl.bsky.social Santa 🎅😁)
Thank you, @oracleace.bsky.social .
Those umbrellas will come in handy.
(I suppose that makes @gvenzl.bsky.social Santa 🎅😁)
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Unboxing #OracleACE swag is early Christmas 😍.
Thank you, @oracleace.bsky.social .
Those umbrellas will come in handy.
(I suppose that makes @gvenzl.bsky.social Santa 🎅😁)
Thank you, @oracleace.bsky.social .
Those umbrellas will come in handy.
(I suppose that makes @gvenzl.bsky.social Santa 🎅😁)
Not sure I completely get it.
What's the difference between "a new migration that undoes..." versus the rollback scripts in strategy 1?
The word "undoes" in strategy 3 must have a different meaning?
Is strategy 3 like "if it fails, do *not* go back, but apply a hotfix that fixes the error"?
What's the difference between "a new migration that undoes..." versus the rollback scripts in strategy 1?
The word "undoes" in strategy 3 must have a different meaning?
Is strategy 3 like "if it fails, do *not* go back, but apply a hotfix that fixes the error"?
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Not sure I completely get it.
What's the difference between "a new migration that undoes..." versus the rollback scripts in strategy 1?
The word "undoes" in strategy 3 must have a different meaning?
Is strategy 3 like "if it fails, do *not* go back, but apply a hotfix that fixes the error"?
What's the difference between "a new migration that undoes..." versus the rollback scripts in strategy 1?
The word "undoes" in strategy 3 must have a different meaning?
Is strategy 3 like "if it fails, do *not* go back, but apply a hotfix that fixes the error"?
Small font screenshots on your slides are bad when the projector isn’t great, but if you need it, then at least don’t use dark mode - it makes it even more unreadable.
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Small font screenshots on your slides are bad when the projector isn’t great, but if you need it, then at least don’t use dark mode - it makes it even more unreadable.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
As predicted, too late for the 15:30 boat.
No problem, that leaves time for obligatory boat-waiting-beer before 16:30 🍺
#HrOUG2025
No problem, that leaves time for obligatory boat-waiting-beer before 16:30 🍺
#HrOUG2025
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As predicted, too late for the 15:30 boat.
No problem, that leaves time for obligatory boat-waiting-beer before 16:30 🍺
#HrOUG2025
No problem, that leaves time for obligatory boat-waiting-beer before 16:30 🍺
#HrOUG2025
Football pitch size is indeterminate:
www.harrodsport.com/advice-and-g...
But okay, if the news item had stated 600 "Standard Premier League" football pitches, then 105x68 would be right 😇
www.harrodsport.com/advice-and-g...
But okay, if the news item had stated 600 "Standard Premier League" football pitches, then 105x68 would be right 😇
October 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Football pitch size is indeterminate:
www.harrodsport.com/advice-and-g...
But okay, if the news item had stated 600 "Standard Premier League" football pitches, then 105x68 would be right 😇
www.harrodsport.com/advice-and-g...
But okay, if the news item had stated 600 "Standard Premier League" football pitches, then 105x68 would be right 😇
Great post by #OracleACE Daniele Bocciolini on Why Community Matters - embodied very exemplary at #POUG2025
@pougorg.bsky.social @oracleace.bsky.social @oracleugs.bsky.social
@pougorg.bsky.social @oracleace.bsky.social @oracleugs.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Great post by #OracleACE Daniele Bocciolini on Why Community Matters - embodied very exemplary at #POUG2025
@pougorg.bsky.social @oracleace.bsky.social @oracleugs.bsky.social
@pougorg.bsky.social @oracleace.bsky.social @oracleugs.bsky.social