By Khrys (from the perspective of Jangles, a Pokémon trainer yeeted through time and space)
This is going to be kind of a fanfic. I hope you guys enjoy this!
one will leave their homes.
one will leave their homes.
They are definitely a sadist, whose lullaby is the screams of anguished rage-quitting players. Their bedside water glass is player's tears.
They are definitely a sadist, whose lullaby is the screams of anguished rage-quitting players. Their bedside water glass is player's tears.
May the odds be forever in the favor of good people.
✨S L A Y✨
...your enemies.
....with ✨S T Y L E✨
✨S L A Y✨
...your enemies.
....with ✨S T Y L E✨
"If you are going to be a clown, make it a goddamn circus."
"If you are going to be a clown, make it a goddamn circus."
So, nowadays climbing the corporate ladder is basically impossible without getting romantically/sexually involved with people on the next rung up, aka: nepotism.
So, nowadays climbing the corporate ladder is basically impossible without getting romantically/sexually involved with people on the next rung up, aka: nepotism.
(And by ensuring bad people do not end up feeling welcomed, loved, or letting them be in ANY position of power!)
(And by ensuring bad people do not end up feeling welcomed, loved, or letting them be in ANY position of power!)
I'm a biological Pokémon.
I’m a biological Godzilla.
I'm a biological Pokémon.
Diantha is Ansha's mom!!!
Diantha is Ansha's mom!!!
"Oh crap! I forgot to preheat my bed!"
"I'm wearing 3 or 4 layers of pants, I'm good!"
"Dude, I'm getting an iced drink, IDGAF if it's December!"
"Oh crap! I forgot to preheat my bed!"
"I'm wearing 3 or 4 layers of pants, I'm good!"
"Dude, I'm getting an iced drink, IDGAF if it's December!"
Me:
Me:
This is why, at as young as 10 or 11 years old, kids will be given an animal that can either breathe fire, blow out bubbles with the force of a fire hose, or shoot razor sharp leaves like a machine gun for throwing knives.
This is why, at as young as 10 or 11 years old, kids will be given an animal that can either breathe fire, blow out bubbles with the force of a fire hose, or shoot razor sharp leaves like a machine gun for throwing knives.
Credit: Joe Flanders Comics