By Khrys (from the perspective of Jangles, a Pokémon trainer yeeted through time and space)
This is going to be kind of a fanfic. I hope you guys enjoy this!
B E N O T A F R A I D . . .
B E N O T A F R A I D . . .
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Buddy, if I did that, I would be put on even more lists than I am right now.
Buddy, if I did that, I would be put on even more lists than I am right now.
They're trying to call shiny alpha Pokémon Shalphas, But they don't realize that the word shart means "shit combined with fart", So it sounds like they're calling them "shitty alphas" Please don't do this. 😓
They're trying to call shiny alpha Pokémon Shalphas, But they don't realize that the word shart means "shit combined with fart", So it sounds like they're calling them "shitty alphas" Please don't do this. 😓
There are different levels of anxiety, and these are the ones I've experienced that I find noteworthy.
There are different levels of anxiety, and these are the ones I've experienced that I find noteworthy.
Meanwhile, me: Dude, I 🦆ing love it here. I never want to leave. :D
Meanwhile, me: Dude, I 🦆ing love it here. I never want to leave. :D
Honestly, I don't know why you would put a bunch of rubber bands on it. Is it to be constantly moving in one direction or something?
Honestly, I don't know why you would put a bunch of rubber bands on it. Is it to be constantly moving in one direction or something?
My Stepdad: Nope.
Me: Hm.... Must be a POULTRYgeist.
My Stepdad: Nope.
Me: Hm.... Must be a POULTRYgeist.
5) We can't explore outside Lumiose City. We got here, but we can't leave I guess.
4) A fully grown man who seems to have contracted swoliosis keeps breaking his rotom phones, and just after beating me realizes maybe he should be more gentle.
5) We can't explore outside Lumiose City. We got here, but we can't leave I guess.
4) A fully grown man who seems to have contracted swoliosis keeps breaking his rotom phones, and just after beating me realizes maybe he should be more gentle.
5) We can't explore outside Lumiose City. We got here, but we can't leave I guess.
4) A fully grown man who seems to have contracted swoliosis keeps breaking his rotom phones, and just after beating me realizes maybe he should be more gentle.